Update: (2 of 2) I called an emergency dentist at 630a, told them the issue, and they gave me an appt for 1030a. Just got back. I am very embarrassed, as the dentist could not loosen the crown to check it/fix the issue. I'm either losing my mind, or the dream affected me even after I woke. Fuck me.

Update: (1 of 2) I may or may not be losing my mind (or I was still dreaming when I woke up, and the dream was really strong). I got out of bed when I felt the crown come loose, and felt the crown scraping against the teeth as I wedged it back on with my tongue and then pressed it with my fingers.

I think the nip slip in a food truck is probably as close as we're going to get, but we can always dream...

I unfollowed her on instagram a few years ago due to some disturbing posts she made, and how she often would accuse someone of being anti-Semitic if they disagreed with her or called her out on certain things. After seeing a few posts about her crashing out on her ig stories, I checked, and...yeah.

I bought those specifically for you. I mainly wear black boxer briefs nowadays...