Play this in the hood and watch gang violence drop overnight.

Look at this gosh darn cat.

My dad dropping me off on my first day of high school (circa 2012)

Y'all are sleeping on Lorcana.

Conservative Joker be like: "I sexually identify as the poison I dumped into Gotham's water supply. What? Triggered, bats?"

A Republican just stole our household's Bible, but then gave it back after they replaced Matthew 19:24 with "It is easier for a rich man to pre-order their preferred penthouse in the Kingdom of God than for a camel to go through the eye of a canyon!"

SONY! SELL GHOST OF YOTEI AT $70 INSTEAD OF $80, AND... I'll buy it probably.

Just hanging out with the girl. She whispers awful things to me. Violent. Unknowable.

I tried to rub her belly and she bit me.

MAGA before Terrifs: Ha! Trump is gonna make us rich and build great paying jobs while all you liberals cry!

MAGA after Terrifs: Ha! Being able to afford stuff was communism anyways, and skipping out on every other meal will teach you liberals to practice basic photosynthesis, idiots!

Songs that go so hard that they had their own website:

Mandatory cat pics.

Sonc Hedj

A few more tonsil stones to add to my collection.

Goober Alles

Just booted up Gran Turismo on the PS5 and I can't get over the graphics 🤩