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Favorite genre of book is shit like HONORABLE VALOR: The Untold Story of Hill 171” and it’s just a battle where we took 95% casualties before the North Vietnamese decamped in the night having achieved all their objectives
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Favorite genre of book is shit like HONORABLE VALOR: The Untold Story of Hill 171” and it’s just a battle where we took 95% casualties before the North Vietnamese decamped in the night having achieved all their objectives
cumtown while working the 6pm-2am shift distilling hand sanitizer and knowing full well the job wasn’t going to last too long
December 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
cumtown while working the 6pm-2am shift distilling hand sanitizer and knowing full well the job wasn’t going to last too long
Rudolph coming back to rescue everyone from the Island of Misfit Toys recalls the Harrowing of Hell by Christ after his crucifixion, in this essay I will attempt to-
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Rudolph coming back to rescue everyone from the Island of Misfit Toys recalls the Harrowing of Hell by Christ after his crucifixion, in this essay I will attempt to-
Drunkenly looking up Semi-Charmed Life and instead falling down the wiki hole of Semiyarka, Bronze Age metropolis on the Kazakh steppe
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Drunkenly looking up Semi-Charmed Life and instead falling down the wiki hole of Semiyarka, Bronze Age metropolis on the Kazakh steppe
A traditional Sunday morning viewing of Blade II. I miss self serious 90s dialogue because if it lands, it’s the coolest thing ever. If it doesn’t, you can make fun of it in the moment. Latter day Whedon-esque dialogue is just too low stakes. Always hedging against itself for fear of not landing
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A traditional Sunday morning viewing of Blade II. I miss self serious 90s dialogue because if it lands, it’s the coolest thing ever. If it doesn’t, you can make fun of it in the moment. Latter day Whedon-esque dialogue is just too low stakes. Always hedging against itself for fear of not landing
High school me in the early 2000s loved these types of movies on Syfy Channel. Consciously stayed in on Saturdays to watch them, even made my friends watch them with me to the point where Ice Spiders starring The Other Guy from Starship Troopers is still referenced
One of my personal favorite movie trends was the late 90's resurgence of the "creature feature" monster movie. Spurred on by the deft mix of animatronic and CGI work in films like Jurassic Park, this brief comeback was the millennial equivalent of what moviegoers saw in the wake of JAWS.
October 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
High school me in the early 2000s loved these types of movies on Syfy Channel. Consciously stayed in on Saturdays to watch them, even made my friends watch them with me to the point where Ice Spiders starring The Other Guy from Starship Troopers is still referenced
Blanca understands that the cat hair index is how I determine how clean my clothes are (she’s letting know it’s time to wash)
October 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Blanca understands that the cat hair index is how I determine how clean my clothes are (she’s letting know it’s time to wash)
Baskets the cat in his native habitat, a basket
October 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Baskets the cat in his native habitat, a basket
Yup Friendship, like Nosferatu, was a horror movie the whole time
June 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yup Friendship, like Nosferatu, was a horror movie the whole time
If I lived in a universe where everyone talked like the ‘This Is Us’ characters I’d probably join Al-Qaeda
June 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If I lived in a universe where everyone talked like the ‘This Is Us’ characters I’d probably join Al-Qaeda
Good to know a vampires rockabilly is equally embarrassing as a normal humans
May 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Good to know a vampires rockabilly is equally embarrassing as a normal humans
Oh good 1933 Nickel Creek is here at our awesome juke party here in the Delta. They said they’ll play Wagon Wheel for us. Can they come in?
May 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh good 1933 Nickel Creek is here at our awesome juke party here in the Delta. They said they’ll play Wagon Wheel for us. Can they come in?
Hamlet 2 really does get it right about Hamlet (the original). He did just need a little therapy. People get hung up on “To be or not to be” but it’s “alas poor yorick that cuts to the heart of the matter.” Hamlet is so close to accepting his father’s death, so close to coming to grips with….
May 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hamlet 2 really does get it right about Hamlet (the original). He did just need a little therapy. People get hung up on “To be or not to be” but it’s “alas poor yorick that cuts to the heart of the matter.” Hamlet is so close to accepting his father’s death, so close to coming to grips with….