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Jadeite
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They/Them | 23 | Built like Winnie the Pooh with tits. Whatever I am I sure do be one 🔞 Lover of all things silly

This is meant to be a primarily kink account so minors gtfo
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July 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Im thinking about trying to rejoin this kinda stuff again, I've been struggling a little with some mental health things but I'm doing better now ^^
I hope everyone is doing okay!
July 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Now that I've found my account again, there's a chance I may slightly revamp it if I can get myself back in the swing of interacting with people and being social lol
March 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You'll never guess who lost their bluesky account and then got it back again.. Heh.. This clown
March 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ough.. Can't rp in fun rp server because character I am attached to is taken by someone inactive...
January 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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You're morally correct when you look down on Cybertruck owners
Believe it or not, but that isn't a satirical website.
January 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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DIY HRT: Everything I Can Legally Tell You

My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo

youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc
January 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The Transformers subreddit is taking a stronger stance against Elon doing a Nazi salute than the ADL
January 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Everyone around me: Nooo don't put metal on your teeth nooo that'll hurt you!!

The dentist once they get their hands on me:
January 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Thinking about some soft.. Masc hypnosis.. Happy and blissy...
January 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Now that it is tax season I remind everyone:

DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.

THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.

Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
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January 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
So consider. I have a very stupid idea so here me out.

I take 40mg of eddibles when I get off work

I see where that takes me

(I usually only take 10mg)
January 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I love turning unaware subjects into dumb bouncy silly clown girls

Watching them begin to laugh there mind away as they get sillier and sillier

Bouncier and bouncier

Turning into the perfect dumb clown toy

Nothing left but silly slutty jiggly thoughts~
January 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Doodling? Two days in a row? Me? Unheard of! No really, I don't remember the last time this has happened, I'm very pleased!
January 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Just some doodling tonight.. but I'm happy to have done any art at all ❤️
January 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Repost this if you would be better hypnotized~

I wanna see something
January 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm going to a club in vrchat tonight.. Wish me luck I've never been to one before I'm actually really nervous 💔
December 30, 2024 at 9:54 PM
"I love dark humor" I say as I turn off the lights and start subjecting you to horrible awful dad jokes
December 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Oh look! I'm actually making audios!

In all seriousness, this is just a short little thing I did on a whim tonight, to test the waters a little...

And I'm curious as to what you think of it.

In any case, I hope it's a pleasant experience for you!~ 💕

soundgasm.net/u/mouseyphia...
soundgasm.net
soundgasm.net
December 18, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Hypnotizing you to be so patient and oh so obedient, my sweet unsuspecting prey just ready for me to pounce..

And ramble for hours on and on about Identity V and you sit there in bliss letting me fill that empty little brain with my excitement, the perfect vessel for my infodumps 💕
December 17, 2024 at 10:23 PM
$50!?... 😭 One little acrylic standee oh this is so evil..
Oh old Identity V merch why must you not be so easily obtainable..
December 14, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Oh old Identity V merch why must you not be so easily obtainable..
December 13, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Sorry for my in activity.. I've been to worn out to do anything horny or hypno.. 😭
December 6, 2024 at 11:06 PM