Gary Simon
@garysimon.bsky.social
From one Simon to another, spot on analysis. First time I heard that Defund slogan drivel, I shuddered. Re-Fund the Police (as in reallocate funds) always sounded much better, assuming the rhyming was important.
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
From one Simon to another, spot on analysis. First time I heard that Defund slogan drivel, I shuddered. Re-Fund the Police (as in reallocate funds) always sounded much better, assuming the rhyming was important.
RIP to a legend. Just this past weekend I was able to go to the Booth Western Art Museum and saw the wonderful Western movie costume collection by John Davey. Gyllenhaal and Redford's jackets here.
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
RIP to a legend. Just this past weekend I was able to go to the Booth Western Art Museum and saw the wonderful Western movie costume collection by John Davey. Gyllenhaal and Redford's jackets here.
The Mormon Missile!!
September 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The Mormon Missile!!
(Sam Howell, actually)
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
(Sam Howell, actually)
Announcing that Taco Tuesday will be a national holiday
September 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Announcing that Taco Tuesday will be a national holiday
Plus, look for the first victim, a sewer worker named Ed Norton! John Sayles knocks it out of the park again.
August 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Plus, look for the first victim, a sewer worker named Ed Norton! John Sayles knocks it out of the park again.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!
August 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!
It was the Bengals first team offense against the Eagles second and third team defense, so he's probably right.
Bigger problem is their first team defense, as the Eagles offensive backups rolled them.
Bigger problem is their first team defense, as the Eagles offensive backups rolled them.
August 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It was the Bengals first team offense against the Eagles second and third team defense, so he's probably right.
Bigger problem is their first team defense, as the Eagles offensive backups rolled them.
Bigger problem is their first team defense, as the Eagles offensive backups rolled them.
You're talking about porn, right?
July 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You're talking about porn, right?
Same here... And I'm not even drinking.
July 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Same here... And I'm not even drinking.
I am with you, arm in arm, bloodied by the indolent cretins you do not employ it.
June 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I am with you, arm in arm, bloodied by the indolent cretins you do not employ it.
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
June 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
For all the people who say that a rich person like a Donald Trump can't be bought, consider this... Having money doesn't mean you can't be bought. Wanting more money means you can.
That's Trump.
That's Trump.
May 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
For all the people who say that a rich person like a Donald Trump can't be bought, consider this... Having money doesn't mean you can't be bought. Wanting more money means you can.
That's Trump.
That's Trump.