I just stumbled upon a fun little math problem. I stopped working for a moment, put pencil to paper, and solved it. I miss math. It was so much fun in school doing it every day.

I have given considerable thought about line dancing. I have nothing against it; I just don't get it. But I think that's more about me than anything else.

I am 58 years old and just realized I've never had catfish. The next time I'm out and it's on the menu, I am ordering it.

We need more savory pies in America. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I just realized that I haven't had a Slurpee in over 40 years. Guess I'm adding that one to the bucket list.

It's not easy being a tastemaker.

I've decided to be bemused more often. It's really an underrated condition.

Sushi and soft opening should never be used in the same sentence together.

I bought a pair of pants online, and they really fit well, which never happens. It's a banner day!

I've come to notice that anytime Adam Driver appears on my television screen, my cats turn and stare at him. I don't know if that says more about my cats or Adam Driver.