Tessa
@garykolache.bsky.social
50% cream, 50% butter, 50% potatoes. I am bad at math but excellent at mashed potatoes. She/Her
I’m so so sorry. Dogs just never last long enough. I’m glad you made it.
September 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’m so so sorry. Dogs just never last long enough. I’m glad you made it.
In our house when the Commanders play the Eagles we root for the sinkhole…
September 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In our house when the Commanders play the Eagles we root for the sinkhole…
We made our last house payment on Friday. It made my arms go temporarily numb.
August 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
We made our last house payment on Friday. It made my arms go temporarily numb.
I hope this new home is filled with joy!
August 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I hope this new home is filled with joy!
Your feelings matter.
August 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Your feelings matter.
We don’t need a roof let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn.
August 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We don’t need a roof let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn.
I’m in a season where I don’t often have time to come in here, but when I do, your account is the first place I stop. Your kindness and sincerity makes me feel hopeful and lights my candle each time. I hope you have a really good day today.
July 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’m in a season where I don’t often have time to come in here, but when I do, your account is the first place I stop. Your kindness and sincerity makes me feel hopeful and lights my candle each time. I hope you have a really good day today.
I even had eyeliner on! In the morning!
June 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I even had eyeliner on! In the morning!
I was three miles away when I realized we failed to get a picture - again! So glad it was a good day!
June 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I was three miles away when I realized we failed to get a picture - again! So glad it was a good day!
I buy the uncured ones to prevent migraines, and the Oscar Meyer ones are better than Nathan’s.
June 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I buy the uncured ones to prevent migraines, and the Oscar Meyer ones are better than Nathan’s.
You can change it! Right click on the bar in the bottom, taskbar settings, taskbar behavior, taskbar alignment.
June 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
You can change it! Right click on the bar in the bottom, taskbar settings, taskbar behavior, taskbar alignment.
To circle back on this, our tooth fairy is exceptional and kind, tooth fairy is a profession not a person, and our particular tooth fairy does not leave cat poop under the pillow if your teeth are not clean when she arrives but others might. Thanks, tooth fairy!
June 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
To circle back on this, our tooth fairy is exceptional and kind, tooth fairy is a profession not a person, and our particular tooth fairy does not leave cat poop under the pillow if your teeth are not clean when she arrives but others might. Thanks, tooth fairy!
Also omg it’s a thing describing how kids play! I gotta tone down the spicy books for a while maybe. 😳
June 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Also omg it’s a thing describing how kids play! I gotta tone down the spicy books for a while maybe. 😳
I thought you were funny! Parallel play is a swingers term, right?
June 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I thought you were funny! Parallel play is a swingers term, right?
If presented the choice i am wholeheartedly voting for Wendy’s word choice.
June 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If presented the choice i am wholeheartedly voting for Wendy’s word choice.
What did you dip in it?
June 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What did you dip in it?
Good gravy. It costs so little in this life to celebrate the joys. What is wrong with people?
June 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Good gravy. It costs so little in this life to celebrate the joys. What is wrong with people?
Seventy nine stars, no notes!
June 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Seventy nine stars, no notes!