Tessa
@garykolache.bsky.social
50% cream, 50% butter, 50% potatoes. I am bad at math but excellent at mashed potatoes. She/Her
@velocibadgergirl.bsky.social
I think we adopted a small version of Radar…
I think we adopted a small version of Radar…
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
@velocibadgergirl.bsky.social
I think we adopted a small version of Radar…
I think we adopted a small version of Radar…
I just finished this book and man, I wish it had gone on forever. Lightly spooky, found family, problem solving and joy even in hard times.
May 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I just finished this book and man, I wish it had gone on forever. Lightly spooky, found family, problem solving and joy even in hard times.
My therapist told me that putting my feet up would allow my nervous system to relax during the many hours of hanging out in the driveway while my kid roams the neighborhood. She’s a smart lady. I feel like I’m on vacation.
April 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My therapist told me that putting my feet up would allow my nervous system to relax during the many hours of hanging out in the driveway while my kid roams the neighborhood. She’s a smart lady. I feel like I’m on vacation.
Anyway, last sleep as a five year old.
March 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Anyway, last sleep as a five year old.
When I’m having a hard day I come here looking for your threads because you are so good at pulling joy out of every available place. Here’s my kid after seeing the new Paddington movie.
February 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
When I’m having a hard day I come here looking for your threads because you are so good at pulling joy out of every available place. Here’s my kid after seeing the new Paddington movie.
Evidence that we occasionally get to leave the house together!
January 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Evidence that we occasionally get to leave the house together!
In another kick to the face for today, I just filled out a request to rehome our stupid adorable dog. He bit our kid’s best friend today, for the crime of coming into our house. My son is never going to forgive me but I have to keep kids safe. He’ll be a great dog for someone without little kids.
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
In another kick to the face for today, I just filled out a request to rehome our stupid adorable dog. He bit our kid’s best friend today, for the crime of coming into our house. My son is never going to forgive me but I have to keep kids safe. He’ll be a great dog for someone without little kids.
My therapist prescribed chocolate ice cream sodas. I am, in this case at least, a very compliant patient.
November 4, 2024 at 4:04 AM
My therapist prescribed chocolate ice cream sodas. I am, in this case at least, a very compliant patient.
Here are his teeth a few weeks ago. It’s ok to wait if she’s not ready. But the Paci Fairy is powerful! You can do this and so can she!
August 1, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Here are his teeth a few weeks ago. It’s ok to wait if she’s not ready. But the Paci Fairy is powerful! You can do this and so can she!
His teeth looked like this when he gave it up, and I worried about having wrecked them.
August 1, 2024 at 5:34 AM
His teeth looked like this when he gave it up, and I worried about having wrecked them.
Do hummingbirds choose the same spot every year for their nests, or there some kind of hummingbird internet? This same light had a nest on it last year!
April 27, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Do hummingbirds choose the same spot every year for their nests, or there some kind of hummingbird internet? This same light had a nest on it last year!
I bought “winter peonies” at Trader Joe’s before Christmas and the creamy pink one is the most perfect I think I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t smell nearly as good as the messier pinky pink one, though.
December 28, 2023 at 2:45 PM
I bought “winter peonies” at Trader Joe’s before Christmas and the creamy pink one is the most perfect I think I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t smell nearly as good as the messier pinky pink one, though.
My first MIL buys us a yearly membership so Spence and I go every couple weeks or so. The peacocks were crazy friendly when we were there Thanksgiving weekend, and an arthritic turkey named Turkey Lurkey tried to fight one of them about 18” from Spencer.
December 3, 2023 at 9:29 PM
My first MIL buys us a yearly membership so Spence and I go every couple weeks or so. The peacocks were crazy friendly when we were there Thanksgiving weekend, and an arthritic turkey named Turkey Lurkey tried to fight one of them about 18” from Spencer.
My artist posted my tattoo pic. I am so thrilled with it!
September 20, 2023 at 6:31 PM
My artist posted my tattoo pic. I am so thrilled with it!
Duncan the dog is an asshole who pees on my patio rug so we are making potions with the vinegar I bought to try to unstink it.
September 19, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Duncan the dog is an asshole who pees on my patio rug so we are making potions with the vinegar I bought to try to unstink it.
I woke up this morning and blearily wondered why my leg hurt. Ohhh right. (I love it.)
September 15, 2023 at 4:05 PM
I woke up this morning and blearily wondered why my leg hurt. Ohhh right. (I love it.)
When the four year old chooses the birthday candle for his absolutely not four year old dad.
September 6, 2023 at 2:23 AM
When the four year old chooses the birthday candle for his absolutely not four year old dad.
Duncan (the Skunk’in)
August 24, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Duncan (the Skunk’in)
She is so chonky and cute!
August 23, 2023 at 3:01 AM
She is so chonky and cute!
They closed at 5pm, along with every other nail salon in AZ, apparently. Sigh. Adios, self-care time. At least he’s having a good nap, or maybe is done for the day?
August 14, 2023 at 1:33 AM
They closed at 5pm, along with every other nail salon in AZ, apparently. Sigh. Adios, self-care time. At least he’s having a good nap, or maybe is done for the day?