Happy Birthday Fabulous Bruce! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Well you’ve gotta be practical and flexible these days.

Especially where cummerbunds are concerned 💅🏼

I can’t be doing with that type of thing. It always smelt like unwashed socks to me. 🤮

But you could use it to store curling tongs, clip on ties, rubber johnnies, a peg basket or spare stilettos? 💅🏼

Amongst other things . . . 💅🏽

I think it says more about my strange way of writing. I can literally sit there for hours typing away until the muse leaves me - but if I haven’t reached my target I will just carry on until I do. I have no idea why I do it that way?

Is it formal wear?

My cummerbund is on a boil wash 🫣

I know that feeling. I just need to slog past that initial planning and outlining. When I start it’s a floodgate opening and on average I’ll get down between 5 and 8 thousand words a day, until I hit a bit I’m not keen on - then I cease up and can’t look at it again for days 🤷🏼

I’d love to see the state of their sweaters after they’d polished off a couple of Sloppys doing that dance

It was fabulous as ever. I haven’t been for about 6 years now. It was so good to be back.

Well you have to live for the moment!

Meanwhile I arrived back yesterday from my Paris mini-break.

Making a cuppa at sparrow fart this morning was a drag what’n with all the jet lag

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Ha ha ha - that’s me every time! Have a fabulous holiday 🍾😊🍾☀️☀️☀️☀️

Same from me Rich 🥰😘🤗🤗🤗🤗

Out of where? 💅🏼

Richard, somewhere out there is a little rescue fur ball who would love to have a wonderful cat dad like you.

They pick us remember. 😻😻😻😻

He was vile.

And I am unanimous in that.

A boring suit with a body sewn into it

Pompous prig . . .

(Him not you)

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