Gary Denness
@garydenness.com
I’m a bloke, attempting to transition to chap. Used to be a young nipper.
I once looked up a school friend who was cadet force mad, carried a Rambo knife and accidentally stabbed a fellow pupil in the bus home.
Turns out he made it to major, won an MC in the paras and is an all round hero. I hope the boy he stabbed can now appreciate the part he played in this story.
Turns out he made it to major, won an MC in the paras and is an all round hero. I hope the boy he stabbed can now appreciate the part he played in this story.
August 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I once looked up a school friend who was cadet force mad, carried a Rambo knife and accidentally stabbed a fellow pupil in the bus home.
Turns out he made it to major, won an MC in the paras and is an all round hero. I hope the boy he stabbed can now appreciate the part he played in this story.
Turns out he made it to major, won an MC in the paras and is an all round hero. I hope the boy he stabbed can now appreciate the part he played in this story.
There are some pretty amazing saucepans out there and I do love my Ninja set, but why can no one invent a small pan which doesn’t topple over from the weight of its own handle. There’s a Nobel science prize, right there…
August 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
There are some pretty amazing saucepans out there and I do love my Ninja set, but why can no one invent a small pan which doesn’t topple over from the weight of its own handle. There’s a Nobel science prize, right there…
January 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I don't think I poured this beer quite right... 👀
December 22, 2024 at 4:37 PM
I don't think I poured this beer quite right... 👀
i know , I'll download their app , that'll be helpful .
The app :
The app :
December 17, 2024 at 3:40 PM
i know , I'll download their app , that'll be helpful .
The app :
The app :
A spot of Weymouth on a Saturday morning stroll.
December 14, 2024 at 11:03 AM
A spot of Weymouth on a Saturday morning stroll.
Pop it all in the bathroom overnight, and it’s crispy dry next morning.
December 7, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Pop it all in the bathroom overnight, and it’s crispy dry next morning.
Five years ago, I subbed out my last ever cigarette. It’s amazing what a mystery virus and a spot of pneumonia can do.
#quitsmoking
#quitsmoking
November 18, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Five years ago, I subbed out my last ever cigarette. It’s amazing what a mystery virus and a spot of pneumonia can do.
#quitsmoking
#quitsmoking
Sure. Although I’m not sure what other outcome anyone who can do basic maths was really expecting.
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November 18, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Sure. Although I’m not sure what other outcome anyone who can do basic maths was really expecting.
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Venetian fire brigade making waves.
October 23, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Venetian fire brigade making waves.
Will my room have a city view?
Yes!
Great!
Yes!
Great!
September 28, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Will my room have a city view?
Yes!
Great!
Yes!
Great!
A new follower? Hello! Who are….oh. It’s started.
September 21, 2024 at 6:14 PM
A new follower? Hello! Who are….oh. It’s started.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,034,090!
I would have been onboard a lot sooner, if I could have gotten an invite… 👀😕
I would have been onboard a lot sooner, if I could have gotten an invite… 👀😕
September 17, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,034,090!
I would have been onboard a lot sooner, if I could have gotten an invite… 👀😕
I would have been onboard a lot sooner, if I could have gotten an invite… 👀😕
Bluesky has video? That’s a head turner.
September 15, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Bluesky has video? That’s a head turner.
My wife often calls me a pig. And now that I’ve finished off this epic knuckle she is about 30% correct, if I am being judged by body weight.
September 13, 2024 at 6:44 PM
My wife often calls me a pig. And now that I’ve finished off this epic knuckle she is about 30% correct, if I am being judged by body weight.
Every year, I test the central heating before colder weather arrives. But then I don’t turn the proper heating on till as late as possible. At least late October. I’m testing it tonight. Because it’s freaking cold. But this doesn’t count as first proper heating night. Right?
September 8, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Every year, I test the central heating before colder weather arrives. But then I don’t turn the proper heating on till as late as possible. At least late October. I’m testing it tonight. Because it’s freaking cold. But this doesn’t count as first proper heating night. Right?
Bournemouth Air Festival 2024
August 30, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Bournemouth Air Festival 2024
My ‘annual bike ride’. I was originally aiming for Dorchester. But by Wool, my legs were aching and my bottom felt violated. So I called quits there.
August 26, 2024 at 8:58 PM
My ‘annual bike ride’. I was originally aiming for Dorchester. But by Wool, my legs were aching and my bottom felt violated. So I called quits there.
Best fucking news I’ve had all bloody day.
August 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Best fucking news I’ve had all bloody day.
Of course, suppressing the truth by burying it under gigabytes of spam, sexbots, conspiracy theories, far right talking points and Russian misinformation bots is perhaps the most spectacular way of undermining democracy since Henry VIII just decided to execute everyone who disagreed. Go Elon…
#musk
#musk
August 13, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Of course, suppressing the truth by burying it under gigabytes of spam, sexbots, conspiracy theories, far right talking points and Russian misinformation bots is perhaps the most spectacular way of undermining democracy since Henry VIII just decided to execute everyone who disagreed. Go Elon…
#musk
#musk