Gary Delaney Comedian
@garydelaney.bsky.social
I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
Lorry driver joke from my second Live at the Apollo. New tour drops on Halloween. Link in bio.
October 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Lorry driver joke from my second Live at the Apollo. New tour drops on Halloween. Link in bio.
A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
One time I went to A and E with a vacuum cleaner nozzle stuck
October 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
One time I went to A and E with a vacuum cleaner nozzle stuck
2001 mortgage joke
October 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
2001 mortgage joke
Apollo quickie.
October 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Apollo quickie.
Old gold. The grief counsellor joke.
October 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Old gold. The grief counsellor joke.
I put on a lot of weight
September 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I put on a lot of weight
Second preview in Chorley with Alun Cochrane. Great crowd. Tested loads of stuff. Tour starts April. On sale next month.
September 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Second preview in Chorley with Alun Cochrane. Great crowd. Tested loads of stuff. Tour starts April. On sale next month.
Reformed ham joke
September 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Reformed ham joke
Shortest joke
September 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Shortest joke
Fairground joke
September 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Fairground joke
All weekend I’ve been getting message about the sad death of The Duchess of Kent, asking if I’ll be attending the funeral etc. For new followers this video explains why. Never make a mistake on a panel show.
September 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
All weekend I’ve been getting message about the sad death of The Duchess of Kent, asking if I’ll be attending the funeral etc. For new followers this video explains why. Never make a mistake on a panel show.
Impression of a mime with Tourette’s
September 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Impression of a mime with Tourette’s
Things a news reporter would never say
September 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Things a news reporter would never say
50 is the new 40.
August 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
50 is the new 40.
Rejected jokes - orphan
August 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Rejected jokes - orphan
Rejected jokes - rock, paper, scissors.
August 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Rejected jokes - rock, paper, scissors.