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Me, running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Logging on
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I have failed no nut November to the tune of 5lbs of various tree nuts and legumes
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Primus - Pork Soda
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Breaking in these new doc martens like:
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This senior kitizen screaming at me for food at 7am is why I couldn't sleep in today 🫩
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"I might eat shit but I never shit where I eat" — my dog, Maverick
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A little guy who is sick of my shit after I yelled at him to get out of the litter box when he was sitting right next to me the whole time
October 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Every couple of weeks I've been waking up with random scratches on my forehead. I thought I was just scratching myself in my sleep, but I woke up today to this little maniac kneading on my face
September 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Me on my way to the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's a great way to authenticate with Power Bi™️ 😆
September 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.

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Does Kid Dracula count? 😅
September 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Its 2025 we literally smoke batteries now
August 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Haven't done a #caturday post in a while 😸
August 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You’ll all be doing it tomorrow: https://grubz.net/2025/07/02/youll-all-be-doing-it.html

Taking a look at an online conspiracy theory about a comedian no one has ever heard of.
July 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
omg I was just trying to unlock my phone and accidentally took a selfie
June 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Pepper the cat, sitter of squares
May 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Post dog
April 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The world is falling apart but this little guy isn't losing any sleep
April 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My little guy has been so active lately. I mist the enclosure every couple of days and he comes running to drink off the screen 🥲
February 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image
January 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
POST YOUR FAVORITE SIMPSONS FACIAL EXPRESSION
January 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Stepdaughter got me a pink toe tarantula for Christmas! Was not expecting that but he's adorable lol just got him into his new enclosure and fed him a cricket. This is going to take some getting used to 😬
December 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM