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gary.onl
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@gary.onl
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Some guy from Ohio

The skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe
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Me, running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Logging on
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I have failed no nut November to the tune of 5lbs of various tree nuts and legumes
A cardboard box with different colored bags of various nuts, from nuts.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Primus - Pork Soda
Album art for the Pork Soda album by Primus. It's a black background with carbonation. In the foreground is a claymation pigs head with a big gross make a note tongue hanging out.
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Breaking in these new doc martens like:
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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This senior kitizen screaming at me for food at 7am is why I couldn't sleep in today 🫩
Elder tuxedo cat named Pepper, sitting on a blanket on my lap looking all smug
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
Johnny Five from the movie Short Circuit standing in front of a body of water and shooting a laser beam out of his shoulder thing
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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"I might eat shit but I never shit where I eat" — my dog, Maverick
A dumb, cute little guy. Rat Terrier, I think. He's looking ever so slightly off camera and there's a blurry tv in the background.
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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A little guy who is sick of my shit after I yelled at him to get out of the litter box when he was sitting right next to me the whole time
Blurry photo of a disappointed rat terrier sitting on my lap
October 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Every couple of weeks I've been waking up with random scratches on my forehead. I thought I was just scratching myself in my sleep, but I woke up today to this little maniac kneading on my face
A tan and brown ragdoll cat laying on my lap, looking past the camera like she's done nothing wrong
September 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Me on my way to the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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It's a great way to authenticate with Power Bi™️ 😆
Screenshot of an App Store listing for Microsoft Power Bi
September 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Album cover for Rancid's Life Won't Wait. It's an urban setting with a blurry guy walking past a not blurry guy sitting on a step.
September 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.

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Does Kid Dracula count? 😅
Poster for 1993 Castlevania spoof and NES game Kid Dracula. Kid Dracula is front and center surrounded by various cartoon monsters on a white and blue background. The style is kinda playfully anime. Very 90s.
September 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Its 2025 we literally smoke batteries now
I'm holding a disposable thc vape that says SUPPLY
August 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Haven't done a #caturday post in a while 😸
Gray cat laying on his back with his toe beans exposed, smiling with his eyes closed Gray cat laying on his back with his paws out, straight cheesin' Gray cat laying on his back with his paws out, from another angle Closeup of a gray cat smiling with his eyes closed, laying down
August 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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You’ll all be doing it tomorrow: https://grubz.net/2025/07/02/youll-all-be-doing-it.html

Taking a look at an online conspiracy theory about a comedian no one has ever heard of.
Headshot of Sleepy Gary in striped pajamas Comedian Roy Jay in a pair of red striped pajamas
July 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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omg I was just trying to unlock my phone and accidentally took a selfie
Ragdoll cat with blonde and brown fur and blue eyes looking past the camera like she's deep
June 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Pepper the cat, sitter of squares
Black and white cat sitting on a paper towel on the floor looking away from the camera Black and white cat sitting on a paper towel on the floor looking into the camera
May 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Post dog
Silly little rat terrier in a frog suit. He looks like he's READY TO GO
April 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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The world is falling apart but this little guy isn't losing any sleep
Grey cat laying on his back on a grey and black couch. He has one paw at the side of his face and he's making a sassy face Grey cat laying on a grey couch with straightened feetsies Sleeping kitty with his mouth hanging open, revealing some missing teeth from back in his street cat days Obnoxious closeup of a grey cat sleeping with his mouth hanging open to reveal his busted grill
April 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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My little guy has been so active lately. I mist the enclosure every couple of days and he comes running to drink off the screen 🥲
February 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image
Homer Simpson naked, looking offscreen just below his waist
January 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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POST YOUR FAVORITE SIMPSONS FACIAL EXPRESSION
Bart Simpson making a wacky face in one of the old school shorts before it was a show. The background is pink and the art is really rough compared to the regular show. He has a pointy toothed underbite and he's stretching his mouth out with his hands.
January 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Stepdaughter got me a pink toe tarantula for Christmas! Was not expecting that but he's adorable lol just got him into his new enclosure and fed him a cricket. This is going to take some getting used to 😬
Tarantula on the side of his enclosure looking at the camera Tarantula in the corner of his cage on top of some fake leaves. You can't really see it but he still has what's left of a tan cricket in his mouth
December 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM