Assistant Manager Gary
@gary-from-barovia.bsky.social
Hi. I’m Gary. I’m the Assistant Manager for the Castle Ravenloft Gift Shop. My job sucks. [PARODY]
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YES, MY LORD. I FOUND IT. VERY NICE TO GET ME A PARKING SPOT IN WATERDEEP. BRISK LITTLE WALK TO MAKE IT TO THE SHOP. YES. THANK YOU, MY LORD.
YES, MY LORD. I FOUND IT. VERY NICE TO GET ME A PARKING SPOT IN WATERDEEP. BRISK LITTLE WALK TO MAKE IT TO THE SHOP. YES. THANK YOU, MY LORD.
September 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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YES, MY LORD. I FOUND IT. VERY NICE TO GET ME A PARKING SPOT IN WATERDEEP. BRISK LITTLE WALK TO MAKE IT TO THE SHOP. YES. THANK YOU, MY LORD.
YES, MY LORD. I FOUND IT. VERY NICE TO GET ME A PARKING SPOT IN WATERDEEP. BRISK LITTLE WALK TO MAKE IT TO THE SHOP. YES. THANK YOU, MY LORD.
::sighs heavily as he stands up::
(monotone)..."He is ancient, He is the land. His beginnings are lost in the darkness of the past. All. Hail. Strahd."
::sits back down::
(monotone)..."He is ancient, He is the land. His beginnings are lost in the darkness of the past. All. Hail. Strahd."
::sits back down::
June 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
::sighs heavily as he stands up::
(monotone)..."He is ancient, He is the land. His beginnings are lost in the darkness of the past. All. Hail. Strahd."
::sits back down::
(monotone)..."He is ancient, He is the land. His beginnings are lost in the darkness of the past. All. Hail. Strahd."
::sits back down::
You’d put that in front of the garbage bin, wouldn’t you.
May 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You’d put that in front of the garbage bin, wouldn’t you.
…ah, the Christmas gift hints start.
May 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
…ah, the Christmas gift hints start.
Is THIS why two crates of bow ties have suddenly shown up in the loading bay???!
April 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Is THIS why two crates of bow ties have suddenly shown up in the loading bay???!
Waaaaaait for it…
March 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Waaaaaait for it…
Okay that one was good,
My Lord. I give you that.
My Lord. I give you that.
March 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Okay that one was good,
My Lord. I give you that.
My Lord. I give you that.
Good luck, don’t step in anything.
March 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Good luck, don’t step in anything.
“Gary, have you seen this person?”
“Nope.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yep.”
“You’re not even looking at the face.”
“I don’t look at their faces. I mind my own business and take cash when I can. That’s why I’ve survived in Barovia as long as I have.”
“Nope.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yep.”
“You’re not even looking at the face.”
“I don’t look at their faces. I mind my own business and take cash when I can. That’s why I’ve survived in Barovia as long as I have.”
February 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“Gary, have you seen this person?”
“Nope.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yep.”
“You’re not even looking at the face.”
“I don’t look at their faces. I mind my own business and take cash when I can. That’s why I’ve survived in Barovia as long as I have.”
“Nope.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yep.”
“You’re not even looking at the face.”
“I don’t look at their faces. I mind my own business and take cash when I can. That’s why I’ve survived in Barovia as long as I have.”
Stop by the Gift Shop. We sell maps and stretched electrum pieces.
February 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Stop by the Gift Shop. We sell maps and stretched electrum pieces.
Here at the store, we call them “tweakers”.
February 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Here at the store, we call them “tweakers”.