Garrett Manley
@garrettmanley.dev
Software Developer, I like to cook pizza. Haven't learned to read, yet.
I don't think streaming platforms could allow you to access the Christmas episodes outside of December.
June 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I don't think streaming platforms could allow you to access the Christmas episodes outside of December.
I want to buy a run down old mall and release a bunch of monkeys into it.
This is not a business proposal.
This is not a business proposal.
April 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I want to buy a run down old mall and release a bunch of monkeys into it.
This is not a business proposal.
This is not a business proposal.
I'm either hallucinating, or my neighbors are currently trying to conduct a song on their microwave
April 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm either hallucinating, or my neighbors are currently trying to conduct a song on their microwave
Out of "Cookie Crisp" cereal for breakfast?
Pro tip: eating fresh baked cookies with a glass of milk will satisfy that same wholesome breakfast craving.
Pro tip: eating fresh baked cookies with a glass of milk will satisfy that same wholesome breakfast craving.
March 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Out of "Cookie Crisp" cereal for breakfast?
Pro tip: eating fresh baked cookies with a glass of milk will satisfy that same wholesome breakfast craving.
Pro tip: eating fresh baked cookies with a glass of milk will satisfy that same wholesome breakfast craving.
I think the dollar tree should sell loosies
March 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I think the dollar tree should sell loosies
I'm big mad that my company's town hall doesn't allow chat for the 3k folks on this call right now. I've got banter to start.
January 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
I'm big mad that my company's town hall doesn't allow chat for the 3k folks on this call right now. I've got banter to start.
Help, I can't stop eating mango.
Frozen bags of mango chunks, dried mango, and mango kombucha have all become daily parts of my diet and I can't stop.
Frozen bags of mango chunks, dried mango, and mango kombucha have all become daily parts of my diet and I can't stop.
August 18, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Help, I can't stop eating mango.
Frozen bags of mango chunks, dried mango, and mango kombucha have all become daily parts of my diet and I can't stop.
Frozen bags of mango chunks, dried mango, and mango kombucha have all become daily parts of my diet and I can't stop.
Why does the inside of every girl's purse look like there might be a heroin needle in there?
July 10, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Why does the inside of every girl's purse look like there might be a heroin needle in there?
Reposted by Garrett Manley
i just don’t get this idea that us millennial shitposters on Bluesky are doing it in a desperate attempt to look cool to an audience of Gen Zers
we’re very much doing all this lame shitposting for *each other*
and that’s beautiful in its way
we’re very much doing all this lame shitposting for *each other*
and that’s beautiful in its way
July 8, 2023 at 1:05 PM
i just don’t get this idea that us millennial shitposters on Bluesky are doing it in a desperate attempt to look cool to an audience of Gen Zers
we’re very much doing all this lame shitposting for *each other*
and that’s beautiful in its way
we’re very much doing all this lame shitposting for *each other*
and that’s beautiful in its way
Why do I constantly feel the primal urge to make pizza?
July 7, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Why do I constantly feel the primal urge to make pizza?
Y'all been sleeping on lightly microwaved garlic
July 4, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Y'all been sleeping on lightly microwaved garlic
I just called 5 pharmacies for my meds and they're all out of stock, and 2 couldn't even tell me if they had it or not. Fuck the DEA, I'm just trying to get my shit together.
July 3, 2023 at 6:58 PM
I just called 5 pharmacies for my meds and they're all out of stock, and 2 couldn't even tell me if they had it or not. Fuck the DEA, I'm just trying to get my shit together.
Reposted by Garrett Manley
hearing the Teams ping from my work computer while i'm on the toilet is never not going to be terror inducing
July 3, 2023 at 2:25 PM
hearing the Teams ping from my work computer while i'm on the toilet is never not going to be terror inducing
Asteroid City was an absolute treat, go see it in a theater, and don't go sober. Might be Jeff Goldblum's greatest performance.
July 2, 2023 at 4:38 AM
Asteroid City was an absolute treat, go see it in a theater, and don't go sober. Might be Jeff Goldblum's greatest performance.
Reposted by Garrett Manley
what an incredible coincidence that your website broke exactly one day after refusing to pay the billion dollar bill you owed
July 1, 2023 at 6:03 PM
what an incredible coincidence that your website broke exactly one day after refusing to pay the billion dollar bill you owed
Fuck, I've been doing it wrong this whole time...
July 1, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Fuck, I've been doing it wrong this whole time...
Is it legal to let spiders loose in my apartment to deal with the files in one of the entrance ways?
July 1, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Is it legal to let spiders loose in my apartment to deal with the files in one of the entrance ways?
Got another promotion at work yesterday. Am now a Technical Architect. They keep telling me I'm already doing the work that the promotion is for, and at this point I feel like I'm not slacking off enough.
June 30, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Got another promotion at work yesterday. Am now a Technical Architect. They keep telling me I'm already doing the work that the promotion is for, and at this point I feel like I'm not slacking off enough.
Poll: Which of my domains should I use for my account here?
June 30, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Poll: Which of my domains should I use for my account here?
I'm gonna get so much more unhinged here.
June 30, 2023 at 5:24 PM
I'm gonna get so much more unhinged here.