Garrett Pierce
@garrettfpierce.bsky.social
Once, current, and future moron
Formerly @garrettfpierce on Twitter
Formerly @garrettfpierce on Twitter
Roosevelt had the Ron Swanson thing going on. Tbh Nick Offerman should get his ass into a Teddy biopic asap
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Roosevelt had the Ron Swanson thing going on. Tbh Nick Offerman should get his ass into a Teddy biopic asap
Where I post from
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Where I post from
How can something that's never-ending be back? Cannot return if you never ended
September 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How can something that's never-ending be back? Cannot return if you never ended
bro all dried out like
September 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
bro all dried out like
Streaming services when you re-subscribe for one new show they have after you canceled your subscription two months ago
September 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Streaming services when you re-subscribe for one new show they have after you canceled your subscription two months ago
new law just dropped
September 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
new law just dropped
me seeing the rumors
August 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
me seeing the rumors
me lookin at the YouTube thumbnail for the music video of Party Rock Anthem
August 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
me lookin at the YouTube thumbnail for the music video of Party Rock Anthem
my response when the group chat says my bits aren’t funny
August 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
my response when the group chat says my bits aren’t funny
love when you see someone on the internet and think "man that person is built just like me"
August 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
love when you see someone on the internet and think "man that person is built just like me"
when you work a joke about shitting your pants into a conversation that otherwise has nothing to do with it
July 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
when you work a joke about shitting your pants into a conversation that otherwise has nothing to do with it
An excerpt from a conversation with my economic advisor
July 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
An excerpt from a conversation with my economic advisor
absolute insanity. we are so cooked
July 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
absolute insanity. we are so cooked
I’ve spent a lot of time this Fourth of July having a spirited debate about the state of our country
July 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’ve spent a lot of time this Fourth of July having a spirited debate about the state of our country
what the fuck am I supposed to do with this information
June 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
what the fuck am I supposed to do with this information
that’s what did it huh
June 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
that’s what did it huh
Some men fear gas station food
I thrive on it
We are not the same
I thrive on it
We are not the same
June 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Some men fear gas station food
I thrive on it
We are not the same
I thrive on it
We are not the same