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Dec 8: 8-Bit Christmas ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
An actual PLOT!? In a Christmas movie!? Child-led holiday movies can be hit or miss, but this was so cute and entertaining!
An actual PLOT!? In a Christmas movie!? Child-led holiday movies can be hit or miss, but this was so cute and entertaining!
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Dec 8: 8-Bit Christmas ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
An actual PLOT!? In a Christmas movie!? Child-led holiday movies can be hit or miss, but this was so cute and entertaining!
An actual PLOT!? In a Christmas movie!? Child-led holiday movies can be hit or miss, but this was so cute and entertaining!
Dec 7: One Delicious Christmas ⭐️
I feel confident this actress was in the 60th percentile of her drama class in college, but she maybe wasn’t made for the big screen.
PS. Don't be fooled by the thumbnail, Bobby Flay has about 72 seconds of screen time.
I feel confident this actress was in the 60th percentile of her drama class in college, but she maybe wasn’t made for the big screen.
PS. Don't be fooled by the thumbnail, Bobby Flay has about 72 seconds of screen time.
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dec 7: One Delicious Christmas ⭐️
I feel confident this actress was in the 60th percentile of her drama class in college, but she maybe wasn’t made for the big screen.
PS. Don't be fooled by the thumbnail, Bobby Flay has about 72 seconds of screen time.
I feel confident this actress was in the 60th percentile of her drama class in college, but she maybe wasn’t made for the big screen.
PS. Don't be fooled by the thumbnail, Bobby Flay has about 72 seconds of screen time.
Dec 6: A Sweet Christmas Romance ⭐️⭐️
The main character SUCKS and makes it impossible to root for her! The cast of characters behind her is pretty entertaining which is the only thing keeping this film afloat.
The main character SUCKS and makes it impossible to root for her! The cast of characters behind her is pretty entertaining which is the only thing keeping this film afloat.
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Dec 6: A Sweet Christmas Romance ⭐️⭐️
The main character SUCKS and makes it impossible to root for her! The cast of characters behind her is pretty entertaining which is the only thing keeping this film afloat.
The main character SUCKS and makes it impossible to root for her! The cast of characters behind her is pretty entertaining which is the only thing keeping this film afloat.
Dec 4: The Mistle-Tones ⭐️
I want to call this a campy romp, but it kinda ends up just being a cringy flop.
I want to call this a campy romp, but it kinda ends up just being a cringy flop.
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dec 4: The Mistle-Tones ⭐️
I want to call this a campy romp, but it kinda ends up just being a cringy flop.
I want to call this a campy romp, but it kinda ends up just being a cringy flop.
Dec 3: Nutcrackers ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Misfit kids, high powered exec uncle, you can kind of fill in the rest. But it was cute!
Misfit kids, high powered exec uncle, you can kind of fill in the rest. But it was cute!
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Dec 3: Nutcrackers ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Misfit kids, high powered exec uncle, you can kind of fill in the rest. But it was cute!
Misfit kids, high powered exec uncle, you can kind of fill in the rest. But it was cute!
Dec 2: Red One ⭐️⭐️
Honestly, the only reason this didn’t get one star it’s because in the world of Christmas movies low/no budget isn’t uncommon. This at least had some production value behind it. However, the plot was convoluted and clunky and made for a rough viewing experience.
Honestly, the only reason this didn’t get one star it’s because in the world of Christmas movies low/no budget isn’t uncommon. This at least had some production value behind it. However, the plot was convoluted and clunky and made for a rough viewing experience.
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Dec 2: Red One ⭐️⭐️
Honestly, the only reason this didn’t get one star it’s because in the world of Christmas movies low/no budget isn’t uncommon. This at least had some production value behind it. However, the plot was convoluted and clunky and made for a rough viewing experience.
Honestly, the only reason this didn’t get one star it’s because in the world of Christmas movies low/no budget isn’t uncommon. This at least had some production value behind it. However, the plot was convoluted and clunky and made for a rough viewing experience.
Dec 1: Merry Kiss Cam ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A splendid start to the season! I'll admit I had low expectations going into this but WOW was I wrong!
Adorable without being saccharine, heartwarming without being sappy, and magical without being unreasonable. Plus I can't resist a movie that takes place in Minnesota!
A splendid start to the season! I'll admit I had low expectations going into this but WOW was I wrong!
Adorable without being saccharine, heartwarming without being sappy, and magical without being unreasonable. Plus I can't resist a movie that takes place in Minnesota!
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Dec 1: Merry Kiss Cam ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A splendid start to the season! I'll admit I had low expectations going into this but WOW was I wrong!
Adorable without being saccharine, heartwarming without being sappy, and magical without being unreasonable. Plus I can't resist a movie that takes place in Minnesota!
A splendid start to the season! I'll admit I had low expectations going into this but WOW was I wrong!
Adorable without being saccharine, heartwarming without being sappy, and magical without being unreasonable. Plus I can't resist a movie that takes place in Minnesota!
“You’ve been invited to a group chat”
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“You’ve been invited to a group chat”
Me: I’m a fully grown adult!
Also me: nice.
Also me: nice.
April 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me: I’m a fully grown adult!
Also me: nice.
Also me: nice.
I don’t have t*k t*k but if I made one of those “hear me out cakes” videos I’d put Donald Duck on there
January 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don’t have t*k t*k but if I made one of those “hear me out cakes” videos I’d put Donald Duck on there
Me vs the guy I just swiped left on
January 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me vs the guy I just swiped left on
What books did you love last year?
January 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What books did you love last year?
December 31, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Our Little Secret ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Hijinks ensue” is quite apropos here. Predictable in its arc, but with surprising moments that made me laugh out loud. The perfect Christmas Day watch!
PS: I’m not sure when Kristin Chenoweth became the queen of Christmas movies but I’m fully in.
“Hijinks ensue” is quite apropos here. Predictable in its arc, but with surprising moments that made me laugh out loud. The perfect Christmas Day watch!
PS: I’m not sure when Kristin Chenoweth became the queen of Christmas movies but I’m fully in.
December 25, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Our Little Secret ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Hijinks ensue” is quite apropos here. Predictable in its arc, but with surprising moments that made me laugh out loud. The perfect Christmas Day watch!
PS: I’m not sure when Kristin Chenoweth became the queen of Christmas movies but I’m fully in.
“Hijinks ensue” is quite apropos here. Predictable in its arc, but with surprising moments that made me laugh out loud. The perfect Christmas Day watch!
PS: I’m not sure when Kristin Chenoweth became the queen of Christmas movies but I’m fully in.
A Sudden Case of Christmas ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heartfelt and cutesy, but there were like a dozen half-assed subplots that could have been cut down to three or four and expanded developed a little more.
Heartfelt and cutesy, but there were like a dozen half-assed subplots that could have been cut down to three or four and expanded developed a little more.
December 24, 2024 at 9:21 PM
A Sudden Case of Christmas ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heartfelt and cutesy, but there were like a dozen half-assed subplots that could have been cut down to three or four and expanded developed a little more.
Heartfelt and cutesy, but there were like a dozen half-assed subplots that could have been cut down to three or four and expanded developed a little more.
I’ll Be Home For Christmas ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Cute, some genuinely funny parts, but also some pretty cringe parts.
Cute, some genuinely funny parts, but also some pretty cringe parts.
December 24, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I’ll Be Home For Christmas ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Cute, some genuinely funny parts, but also some pretty cringe parts.
Cute, some genuinely funny parts, but also some pretty cringe parts.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys ⭐️⭐️
Don’t come for me. I respect this movie as a “classic” and recognize the work that went into it. But that doesn’t mean that I have to like it.
Don’t come for me. I respect this movie as a “classic” and recognize the work that went into it. But that doesn’t mean that I have to like it.
December 22, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys ⭐️⭐️
Don’t come for me. I respect this movie as a “classic” and recognize the work that went into it. But that doesn’t mean that I have to like it.
Don’t come for me. I respect this movie as a “classic” and recognize the work that went into it. But that doesn’t mean that I have to like it.
Why Him? ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Ok I think this movie is HILARIOUS! But it maybe lacks a bit of…holiday cheer lol.
Ok I think this movie is HILARIOUS! But it maybe lacks a bit of…holiday cheer lol.
December 21, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Why Him? ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Ok I think this movie is HILARIOUS! But it maybe lacks a bit of…holiday cheer lol.
Ok I think this movie is HILARIOUS! But it maybe lacks a bit of…holiday cheer lol.
The Family Stone ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
For the past couple years, every year, someone tells me I NEED to watch this movie. Maybe it’s a case of overhype, but I’m a little confused! Liked, but didn’t love.
For the past couple years, every year, someone tells me I NEED to watch this movie. Maybe it’s a case of overhype, but I’m a little confused! Liked, but didn’t love.
December 21, 2024 at 2:00 AM
The Family Stone ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
For the past couple years, every year, someone tells me I NEED to watch this movie. Maybe it’s a case of overhype, but I’m a little confused! Liked, but didn’t love.
For the past couple years, every year, someone tells me I NEED to watch this movie. Maybe it’s a case of overhype, but I’m a little confused! Liked, but didn’t love.
Carry on ⭐️
A pretty B-rated Netflix action movie…that has absolutely zero to do with Christmas. In the first scene of the movie, hottie Taron Edge-rton says “man I hate working Christmas Eve” and then that’s literally it. At least throw a Santa in the background!
A pretty B-rated Netflix action movie…that has absolutely zero to do with Christmas. In the first scene of the movie, hottie Taron Edge-rton says “man I hate working Christmas Eve” and then that’s literally it. At least throw a Santa in the background!
December 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Carry on ⭐️
A pretty B-rated Netflix action movie…that has absolutely zero to do with Christmas. In the first scene of the movie, hottie Taron Edge-rton says “man I hate working Christmas Eve” and then that’s literally it. At least throw a Santa in the background!
A pretty B-rated Netflix action movie…that has absolutely zero to do with Christmas. In the first scene of the movie, hottie Taron Edge-rton says “man I hate working Christmas Eve” and then that’s literally it. At least throw a Santa in the background!
Christmas on Cherry Lane ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A very unique plot frame, likable characters, and heartstring-tugging stories!
A very unique plot frame, likable characters, and heartstring-tugging stories!
December 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Christmas on Cherry Lane ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A very unique plot frame, likable characters, and heartstring-tugging stories!
A very unique plot frame, likable characters, and heartstring-tugging stories!