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It's that time of year again! Time for my HOLIDAY MOVIE THREAD!
For those that haven't seen me do this before, this is when I watch a holiday movie I've never seen before every day until Christmas and rate it based on no criteria other than my emotions. It's fun! Join me!
For those that haven't seen me do this before, this is when I watch a holiday movie I've never seen before every day until Christmas and rate it based on no criteria other than my emotions. It's fun! Join me!
the grinch from the movie the grinch is wearing a christmas sweater and holding a christmas tree .
ALT: the grinch from the movie the grinch is wearing a christmas sweater and holding a christmas tree .
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December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It's that time of year again! Time for my HOLIDAY MOVIE THREAD!
For those that haven't seen me do this before, this is when I watch a holiday movie I've never seen before every day until Christmas and rate it based on no criteria other than my emotions. It's fun! Join me!
For those that haven't seen me do this before, this is when I watch a holiday movie I've never seen before every day until Christmas and rate it based on no criteria other than my emotions. It's fun! Join me!
Catholics really went off with stained glass didn’t they?
July 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Catholics really went off with stained glass didn’t they?
Nothing like going to bed covered in glitter
#pridevibes
#pridevibes
June 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Nothing like going to bed covered in glitter
#pridevibes
#pridevibes
When you go into the bathroom thinking you have to pee and then sit down and have diarrhea instead
a woman in a pink jacket says this is not what i want
ALT: a woman in a pink jacket says this is not what i want
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June 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When you go into the bathroom thinking you have to pee and then sit down and have diarrhea instead
What’s the sexiest song to exist and why is it Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls
May 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What’s the sexiest song to exist and why is it Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls
“You’ve been invited to a group chat”
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“You’ve been invited to a group chat”
Me: I’m a fully grown adult!
Also me: nice.
Also me: nice.
April 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me: I’m a fully grown adult!
Also me: nice.
Also me: nice.
Eating a burger with peanut butter on it and all is right in the world
March 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Eating a burger with peanut butter on it and all is right in the world
Dropped my phone on a gay bar bathroom floor should I throw it away y or n?
March 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Dropped my phone on a gay bar bathroom floor should I throw it away y or n?
A rainbow-painted cop car is so dystopian, like ok Coriolanus Snow
February 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A rainbow-painted cop car is so dystopian, like ok Coriolanus Snow
Best advice you ever received from a song, I’ll go first.
People of the world
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life
February 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Best advice you ever received from a song, I’ll go first.
People of the world
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life
I love it when guys I’ve actively attempted to date, asked on dates, etc post V Day posts like “another year of being single guess nobody wants me!” Like bitch you ARE wanted but you’re too self-absorbed to accept the love you deserve!
February 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I love it when guys I’ve actively attempted to date, asked on dates, etc post V Day posts like “another year of being single guess nobody wants me!” Like bitch you ARE wanted but you’re too self-absorbed to accept the love you deserve!
Why are professional athletes the only ones who get to retire in their 30s, I wanna retire in my 30s
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .
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February 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Why are professional athletes the only ones who get to retire in their 30s, I wanna retire in my 30s
Listen I TRULY believe that people contain multitudes but gay men screaming at the tv on the Super Bowl are unnatural beings
February 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Listen I TRULY believe that people contain multitudes but gay men screaming at the tv on the Super Bowl are unnatural beings
Does anyone remember that old YouTube song where the Christian girls sing about getting fucked in the ass because of Jesus or did I fever dream that?
February 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Does anyone remember that old YouTube song where the Christian girls sing about getting fucked in the ass because of Jesus or did I fever dream that?
I don’t have t*k t*k but if I made one of those “hear me out cakes” videos I’d put Donald Duck on there
January 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don’t have t*k t*k but if I made one of those “hear me out cakes” videos I’d put Donald Duck on there
One thing about me is I DO be stubbing my toes on fucking everything
January 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
One thing about me is I DO be stubbing my toes on fucking everything
I don’t mean to start “straight women in gay bars” discourse but a straight woman did in fact just literally bunny hop in front of me to steal the only open table at the bar
January 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don’t mean to start “straight women in gay bars” discourse but a straight woman did in fact just literally bunny hop in front of me to steal the only open table at the bar
Me vs the guy I just swiped left on
January 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me vs the guy I just swiped left on
Saturday night roll call! I drank 1.25 margaritas and cried at The Sex Lives of College Girls, how about you?
January 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Saturday night roll call! I drank 1.25 margaritas and cried at The Sex Lives of College Girls, how about you?
One of my students decided to play “old throwbacks” at one of our events and promptly turns on OMG by Usher. I’m going to be sick.
January 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
One of my students decided to play “old throwbacks” at one of our events and promptly turns on OMG by Usher. I’m going to be sick.
The word sriracha has far too many r’s in it
January 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The word sriracha has far too many r’s in it
Drink more water, they said! It’ll be fun, they said! You definitely WONT have to pee 347 times a day, they said!
January 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Drink more water, they said! It’ll be fun, they said! You definitely WONT have to pee 347 times a day, they said!
I stayed in tonight and was going to drink a whiskey but I drank a ginger beer instead, so basically I’m doing dry January*
*I’ve had a drink 2/3 days in January
*I’ve had a drink 2/3 days in January
January 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I stayed in tonight and was going to drink a whiskey but I drank a ginger beer instead, so basically I’m doing dry January*
*I’ve had a drink 2/3 days in January
*I’ve had a drink 2/3 days in January