Garretix
@garretix.bsky.social
Scottish mortician who moonlights as an aspiring philosopher.
Instead of a karaoke night at the bar, have a lip sync night. Same concept, except the vocals are on the track and it's all about physical performance. WHO'S WITH ME!?
August 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Instead of a karaoke night at the bar, have a lip sync night. Same concept, except the vocals are on the track and it's all about physical performance. WHO'S WITH ME!?
Been teaching myself to sketch for a year come may. This is my most proud self portrait as a grumpy king
April 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Been teaching myself to sketch for a year come may. This is my most proud self portrait as a grumpy king
More cartoon attempts
April 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
More cartoon attempts
Updates on the cartooning
April 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Updates on the cartooning
Aye, but let’s no act like I was a hero. I bolted doon in ma socks, nae plan, nae clue, armed wae nothing but disapproving vibes. Chased them off wae my tutting.
got home to @garretix.bsky.social helping a neighbour with an attempted break-in last night, and a mate's house was burgled at the weekend, what is going on
March 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Aye, but let’s no act like I was a hero. I bolted doon in ma socks, nae plan, nae clue, armed wae nothing but disapproving vibes. Chased them off wae my tutting.
Teaching myself cartooning
February 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Teaching myself cartooning
Enjoying Blasphemous. It perfectly captures that endless struggle against personified guilt from my Catholic school days.
January 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Enjoying Blasphemous. It perfectly captures that endless struggle against personified guilt from my Catholic school days.
Wee sketch. All work and no play, Makes me dissociate.
January 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wee sketch. All work and no play, Makes me dissociate.
Zen Koan by me.
When mortuary fridges hum, are they singing - or just pondering Impermanence..?
Namaste *Gong Sound*
When mortuary fridges hum, are they singing - or just pondering Impermanence..?
Namaste *Gong Sound*
January 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Zen Koan by me.
When mortuary fridges hum, are they singing - or just pondering Impermanence..?
Namaste *Gong Sound*
When mortuary fridges hum, are they singing - or just pondering Impermanence..?
Namaste *Gong Sound*
Some Disco Elysium pen sketches
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Some Disco Elysium pen sketches
Sketch of my mate, Ben
January 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sketch of my mate, Ben
Love diving into secret esoteric occult knowledge... publicly available on Amazon
January 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Love diving into secret esoteric occult knowledge... publicly available on Amazon
I yearn for jobs of old that have keeper in the title. Lighthouse keeper, Clock Keeper, Lock Keeper. Not Bookkeeper, its misleading
January 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I yearn for jobs of old that have keeper in the title. Lighthouse keeper, Clock Keeper, Lock Keeper. Not Bookkeeper, its misleading
Attempting Caricatures to try bridge the gap from recreating to creating my own stuff.
Points for who can guess my first politician victims.
Points for who can guess my first politician victims.
January 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Attempting Caricatures to try bridge the gap from recreating to creating my own stuff.
Points for who can guess my first politician victims.
Points for who can guess my first politician victims.
Orange juice wae bits? Bits are just wee bourgeois lumps. I'll keep my juice lumpless, thanks.
December 27, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Orange juice wae bits? Bits are just wee bourgeois lumps. I'll keep my juice lumpless, thanks.
Right, get yer ouija boards out. Generating a presence here going into 2025.
December 26, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Right, get yer ouija boards out. Generating a presence here going into 2025.
You're never alone with object oriented ontology
October 7, 2023 at 7:39 AM
You're never alone with object oriented ontology
Read Simone De Beauvoir. Now, I accuse anyone who slightly inconveniences me of denying my subjectivity.
September 20, 2023 at 10:56 AM
Read Simone De Beauvoir. Now, I accuse anyone who slightly inconveniences me of denying my subjectivity.
What in the philosophy is 'pataphysics?
September 15, 2023 at 10:21 AM
What in the philosophy is 'pataphysics?
I've been learning philosophy chronologically. From Socrates' 'I know nothing', I'm now at Post Modernist 'I still know nothing because of pesky grand narratives!'
August 27, 2023 at 10:59 AM
I've been learning philosophy chronologically. From Socrates' 'I know nothing', I'm now at Post Modernist 'I still know nothing because of pesky grand narratives!'