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@garjives.bsky.social
"You don't have craic with coffee"
Surely matches
"You don't win friends with salad"
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Daughter made snakes Vs cats, spoiler alert, the frogs get it in the end
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This popped into my brain and my god this brings back old memories
beijingcream.com/2013/05/the-...
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"Why don't you think a peace deal is very close?"
"There are signs" I will say
October 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Is there anything more enjoyable than this?
October 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
From the people who brought you Fact Hunt...
September 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
September 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Lovely evening, sitting out, relaxing and reading. Ready to repeat this lovely activity this evening.
September 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Cyberspace army irl damn you type "VPN" on WeChat and these lads turn up? Nop
September 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just the other day I found the nearest thing to a real packet of crisps (chips to Americans) which was not the reconstituted shite, but chipped potato, thick and deep fried. From guangxi I think; very crispy and fucking mala (numb spicy) to utter be Jesus. Gloria.
August 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Walk at lunchtime. Very, very relaxing.
August 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
That's so true. It's like when people talk about past lives; they're always knights, never shit-serfs. Also, this meme
August 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
August 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Patrick Fischler to play Billy Batts in the upcoming Goodfellas Prequel: Bestboys
August 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Wenyu river in Beijing, nice nice nice walkin'
August 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
What
August 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
"Oh let me see if I can buy Xi's book in taobao"
"Huh, can't search with writing "
*Picture search*

Taobao:
"YOU TAKE HIS NAME
OUT YO DAMN MOUTH"
August 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I want to make one of these for laowais new to China
Every page has the same answer
没有为什么
这是中国
August 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
She won that day!
This girl's expression says it all
August 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Starbucks has some of the greatest seat hogs ever in Beijing. They bring KFC in, don't buy any coffee and never leave. I asked a waitress why they like them there and she said "it means less work for me". In a non-tipping culture there is a disincentive to moving them in from a corporate chain.
August 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Trying to buy a veg patch book on taobao and literally none are available to buy within china, all imported from Japan, foreign and domestic, anyone have a clue what is going on? #淘宝 #蔬菜园 #书 #蓝天
August 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Hamburg! I did not know that. HaD to check but wow
August 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Gwan the Wallabies!
August 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In love with a ghost - heart of the woods. My favourite song of the moment. Have loved their music since 2016, but only heard this recently.
August 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Would have loved this two years ago but still great news. Visit Albania!
August 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM