BP from the Internet
banner
garfieldandfiends.bsky.social
BP from the Internet
@garfieldandfiends.bsky.social
It's me, BP from online (the real and only BP)
Not much different than being alive then is it?
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It's just regular old narcissism and delusions of grandeur gone horribly unchecked
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Cool people know they're immortal and don't have to go around wanting it
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Lots of good psychoanalysis here but is it possible that your consciousness briefly drifted to an adjacent universe where everything is the same except for that there's a crustacean running loose in your bedroom
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I shitpost therefore I shit am
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
"I wish the Terminator could post for me"
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don't think anyone should pay taxes this year
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Shocking to who lmao
October 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So he's like a vampire trying to trick these kids into taking him to the blood bank right, because that would be the most American thing in this context
October 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I wonder if this is the time in history the ruling class has really figured it out in a way that there will never be any social order but this until extinction
August 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's Minneapolis all over again. Hopefully LA isn't punished with intentionally punitive economic measures for years to come for daring to disobey capitalism but lol
June 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM