Garfield
garfield1999.bsky.social
Garfield
@garfield1999.bsky.social
Yes it’s really me, Garfield.
The only cowboy Carter I know is when Lil Wayne puts on a Stetson
August 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If tit guys are Republican and ass guys are Democrats, just call me a swing voter.
August 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When the NYT gets it, it’s dead.

Https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/14/style/performative-men.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
How Do You Spot a ‘Performative’ Male? Look for a Tote Bag.
www.nytimes.com
August 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
To the big titty Goth barista, I wasn’t trying to stare at your chest. I just am autistic and don’t like eye contact.
August 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Amal’s a amskzozkanf g
July 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Was I just suppose to rewatch lost to find out Mac’s in it?
July 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m going to start a proper propaganda machine. Who is in?
May 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Latin Yankee? I’m going apeshit.
May 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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BREAKING: Judge orders immediate release of Tufts student Rumeysa Ozturk from immigration jail, says government has presented no evidence to support her detention beyond an op-ed she co-wrote about Gaza. Via @liz_crampton in Burlington VT & @kyledcheney www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
Judge orders immediate release of Rumeysa Ozturk, Tufts student detained by ICE
Ozturk is currently detained in Louisiana, but the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals on Wednesday ordered her returned by May 14 to Vermont.
www.politico.com
May 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
American pope is going to have me acting up
May 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Kari Byron so fine
May 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Malpractice by Mavs GM
April 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Content cop in 2025 better than lasagna? Who knows?
April 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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i know a fucking recession indicator when i see one
April 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
JON! Where’s my LASAGNA?!?
April 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Democrats "may find themselves quickly back in business if they can simply swallow their pride and follow Bernie’s lead."
Bernie Sanders Is Showing Democrats How It’s Done
The Vermont senator is taking his anti-Trump tour to red America—and it’s a smash hit.
newrepublic.com
March 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
March 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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There were howls of protest and denial from the GOP any time we pointed out that Republicans want to cut Social Security.

Now the most powerful official in the White House goes on TV and calls it "the big one to eliminate."
Elon Musk says he wants to “eliminate” programs like Social Security and Medicare: “Entitlements... That’s the big one to eliminate”
March 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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The rumors are true: The proposed SAVE Act, now considered a priority for Republicans in the House, will make it harder, if not practically impossible, for millions of women to vote.
The Christian Nationalist Plot to Disenfranchise Women Voters
The SAVE Act, which purports to fend off the phantasmal threat of voter fraud, would throw millions of women off the voting rolls.
newrepublic.com
March 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Drinking a smoothie on the way to work listening to death grips seems wrong.
February 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I am to Valentine’s as Scrooge is to Christmas. Meow.
February 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Drake rn:
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Remember kids, it’s only wrong when someone else does it. Meow.
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM