Gareth Royall
garethroyall.bsky.social
Gareth Royall
@garethroyall.bsky.social
Lock keeper. Tour Guide. Cartoon Scribbler. Doofus.

Thinner than I used to be.
Movie remake idea: #madmax Fury Road, but the War Boys are all Mrs Warboys from One Foot In The Grave.

Richard Wilson as Immortan Joe
February 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
January 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Taking a moment to remember my Dad, who we laid to rest four years ago today.
January 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
#Sunrise over the Thames at #Teddington. So cold the river has frozen at the entrance to the lock.
January 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
What next, George A Romero Lane?
January 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
December 20, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Number one in an occasional photo series called "Pictures on Rightmove that make it look like a gnome is hiding behind a low wall"
December 3, 2024 at 3:53 PM
December 3, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Throwback to last summer.

Early start to catch the tide for these boaters.
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 PM
When laying the table these go on the far right.
November 29, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Libraries.

They're called libraries.
November 27, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Number one in an occasional photo series called Gateposts that look a bit like Badly Drawn Boy.
November 23, 2024 at 9:33 AM
Little stroll up the weir to make sure there's enough water in the #RiverThames between here and Molesey.

#lockkeeperlife #lockseducation
November 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Blast from the past.
November 21, 2024 at 7:42 AM
No apologies for spamming Bluesky with orange sky this morning. The #sunrise has been glorious today
November 20, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Sunrise at work.
November 20, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Road testing my new hat on a chilly early shift. Going for a Geno-era Dexy's Midnight Runners vibe.
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 AM
One thing I like to do is share pictures of where I work (I'm a lock keeper on the River Thames), so if you like soothing pictures of boats going up and down in a chamber, this is the place to come.
November 19, 2024 at 8:33 PM