Gareth Royall
@garethroyall.bsky.social
Lock keeper. Tour Guide. Cartoon Scribbler. Doofus.
Thinner than I used to be.
Thinner than I used to be.
I don't mean to brag, but I've just managed to remove a single wet wipe from the packet.
January 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I don't mean to brag, but I've just managed to remove a single wet wipe from the packet.
When I introduce myself, after I say my name I'll say "Not that Gareth Royall, obviously" so I can watch them trying to remember a famous Gareth Royall they should have heard of.
There isn't one. I checked.
There isn't one. I checked.
January 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When I introduce myself, after I say my name I'll say "Not that Gareth Royall, obviously" so I can watch them trying to remember a famous Gareth Royall they should have heard of.
There isn't one. I checked.
There isn't one. I checked.
Taking a moment to remember my Dad, who we laid to rest four years ago today.
January 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Taking a moment to remember my Dad, who we laid to rest four years ago today.
#Sunrise over the Thames at #Teddington. So cold the river has frozen at the entrance to the lock.
January 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
#Sunrise over the Thames at #Teddington. So cold the river has frozen at the entrance to the lock.
What next, George A Romero Lane?
January 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What next, George A Romero Lane?
Getting my gladrags* ready for a rambunctious** NYE night out***
*PJs
**Not rambunctious
***In
Happy new year, everybody x
*PJs
**Not rambunctious
***In
Happy new year, everybody x
December 31, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Getting my gladrags* ready for a rambunctious** NYE night out***
*PJs
**Not rambunctious
***In
Happy new year, everybody x
*PJs
**Not rambunctious
***In
Happy new year, everybody x
For the first time ever I've been able to go to a regular shop and buy myself a suit off the peg in the sale like a normal sized person!
December 28, 2024 at 9:16 PM
For the first time ever I've been able to go to a regular shop and buy myself a suit off the peg in the sale like a normal sized person!
Number one in an occasional photo series called "Pictures on Rightmove that make it look like a gnome is hiding behind a low wall"
December 3, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Number one in an occasional photo series called "Pictures on Rightmove that make it look like a gnome is hiding behind a low wall"
Throwback to last summer.
Early start to catch the tide for these boaters.
Early start to catch the tide for these boaters.
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Throwback to last summer.
Early start to catch the tide for these boaters.
Early start to catch the tide for these boaters.
When laying the table these go on the far right.
November 29, 2024 at 12:10 PM
When laying the table these go on the far right.
Can't help but feel that a lot of conflict could have been avoided in the Wild West if cowboy architects had just made their town big enough for everyone.
November 28, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Can't help but feel that a lot of conflict could have been avoided in the Wild West if cowboy architects had just made their town big enough for everyone.
Libraries.
They're called libraries.
They're called libraries.
November 27, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Libraries.
They're called libraries.
They're called libraries.
Number one in an occasional photo series called Gateposts that look a bit like Badly Drawn Boy.
November 23, 2024 at 9:33 AM
Number one in an occasional photo series called Gateposts that look a bit like Badly Drawn Boy.
Little stroll up the weir to make sure there's enough water in the #RiverThames between here and Molesey.
#lockkeeperlife #lockseducation
#lockkeeperlife #lockseducation
November 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Little stroll up the weir to make sure there's enough water in the #RiverThames between here and Molesey.
#lockkeeperlife #lockseducation
#lockkeeperlife #lockseducation
Blast from the past.
November 21, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Blast from the past.
Sunrise at work.
November 20, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Sunrise at work.