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Gareth Joyner
@garethjoyner.bsky.social
Having quite the existential dread, looking at this box. Hi, I’m Gareth 👋🏻
Latest: Had my hair cut.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My heart lays in British pantomime, so I love an impractical gag outfit too - something big and impactful that’s impossible to move in, but I like these as special treats. The best drag still looks like clothing being worn by the person, and not the other way round.
September 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I think I like drag the most when it looks like clothing; something people once wore somewhere. With creativity and theatrics, of course, but I like to see how the human shape interacts with the fabric. I think the costume is storytelling, a portrait of the wearer.
September 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This year Myra is joined on stage by her sister Rose, which also means Frank is joined by his wife. I absolutely love what my friend Lucy Frederick has done with Rose Lavender and sharing that with audiences has been very special.
September 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Myra her usual self. The love that’s culminated over the last few years for this woman is something else. Audiences are So. Excited when she appears. It’s humbling, and not something I take for granted. I’ll forever be grateful for the enthusiasm for Myra.
September 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Very much enjoying Frank’s set. He’s my favourite. The main reason Myra tours is so Frank can open. It’s taken a long time to get him right but I’m pleased to say he can now reduce a crowd to fits of laughter as well as Myra, albeit via a different route.
September 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Currently on tour with Myra and Frank. We did the Hackney Empire on Saturday, which was a thrill. It was proceeded by Bath and Addleston; both lovely. Sheffield, Leeds and Whitley Bay next. I love being on tour.
September 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Had my hair cut 💇🏼‍♀️ ✨
August 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Very tired after lots of thinking today.
July 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Doors on the latch:
June 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My dog likes these chicken feet that look like they’re choreographed by Fosse.
June 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
June 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I forget some people I know post 🍆 to main on this platform till #FCF rolls around so here’s a picture of my innocent puppy for balance.
June 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Went to see Diana Ross last night. She gave one helluva show. Personal high light was discovering the Co-Op Live Arena has a little co-op inside it for getting snacks and pop.
June 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Elon on Twitter
June 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Trump on the news just now looking exactly like my dog when I don’t throw him food quick enough even though he’s sat nicely in his bed as agreed.
June 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Everyone who deleted Twitter wondering if they’ll get their accounts back when Elon has his “accidental overdose”
June 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I might go round to the CO-OP and ask them to talk me through this one.
May 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wes Streeting when he hears the words “vote”, “no” or “confidence”.
May 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Discovered I’ve been conflating these two names for an embarrassing length of time.
May 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Recreating a classing, “Thatcher with Whippet displaying classic stress signals, and who can blame it”

Found the exact bench in Battersea Park and everything. I should have sat further left so you could see the “In Loving Memory”. Can’t believe I’m further right than Thatcher.
May 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“…for 24 years I’ve been living next door to Alice. Alice? Who the…”
May 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Here’s the picture of my dog I promised. Hope it helps. He’s only 5 months old, but when he was a little puppy made of only marshmallows he would sleep on my head a lot. Now he’s becoming a dog made of long bones, but he still occasionally likes a head cuddle.
May 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Absolutely beautiful day in Manchester, which always looks stunning in the sun.
I love how the past and the present wrap round each other here. Canals go under railway bridges alongside road. You’ll find cobbles, tracks and tarmac. Lovely stuff.
April 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Would another photo of my dog help? I feel like another photo of my dog would help.
April 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM