Toffeenut Queen✌🏻🎄
@garethandrews.bsky.social
Will not form romantic attachments to alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobic's, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts… will instead become most of them…
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Sober, Caffeinated and Anxious ✌🏻
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Sober, Caffeinated and Anxious ✌🏻
Today’s a good day, even if I am on a 13 hour shift ✌🏻
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Today’s a good day, even if I am on a 13 hour shift ✌🏻
Does this mean I’m officially a daddy now then?! 😂
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Does this mean I’m officially a daddy now then?! 😂
Rejoined Slimming World after many years a month ago, slow and steady wins the race but hit my half stone mark today ⚖️
October 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Rejoined Slimming World after many years a month ago, slow and steady wins the race but hit my half stone mark today ⚖️
Afternoon out to the big smoke to watch Hercules 💪🏻⚡️
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Afternoon out to the big smoke to watch Hercules 💪🏻⚡️
Just a tiny floof having a tiny nap 💤
September 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just a tiny floof having a tiny nap 💤
Something, something…
Gay powers restored ✌🏻✂️
Gay powers restored ✌🏻✂️
August 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Something, something…
Gay powers restored ✌🏻✂️
Gay powers restored ✌🏻✂️
Doggo sitting for friends and the carnage has already begun 😂
August 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Doggo sitting for friends and the carnage has already begun 😂
Had a cute little bbq yesterday with the besties whilst also planning on how I could sneak out with a staffie and a guinea pig without them knowing 😂☀️
August 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Had a cute little bbq yesterday with the besties whilst also planning on how I could sneak out with a staffie and a guinea pig without them knowing 😂☀️
Something tells me I might have enough free instant coffee from work to last my week off 😂😂
August 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Something tells me I might have enough free instant coffee from work to last my week off 😂😂
I will say something for being ill, I slept the longest for months last night, which was nice 😂 usually it’s 4-5 hours at a push 😱
July 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I will say something for being ill, I slept the longest for months last night, which was nice 😂 usually it’s 4-5 hours at a push 😱
Guess who’s got a sinus infection… AGAIN 🤧
July 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Guess who’s got a sinus infection… AGAIN 🤧
My emails to my boss have been eventful today… do you think he can tell I’m sick? 😂
July 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
My emails to my boss have been eventful today… do you think he can tell I’m sick? 😂
Tonight’s brew of choice… Butter toffee popcorn 🍿 🤤
July 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tonight’s brew of choice… Butter toffee popcorn 🍿 🤤
Got myself a couple AF beers in to enjoy whilst it’s sunny, but because I’m also trying to get as much sun on the washing as possible so I’ve had to retreat inside until the sun moves 😂✌🏻
July 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Got myself a couple AF beers in to enjoy whilst it’s sunny, but because I’m also trying to get as much sun on the washing as possible so I’ve had to retreat inside until the sun moves 😂✌🏻
Really enjoyed #Superman it had the campy 80s vibes of the Christopher Reeve’ era, with a modern spin. I was a bit apprehensive, as previous DC films have fallen a bit flat for me but I think James Gunn has cracked it! Fingers crossed #Supergirl is just as camp and we get a #JusticeGang film IYKNK 😉
July 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Really enjoyed #Superman it had the campy 80s vibes of the Christopher Reeve’ era, with a modern spin. I was a bit apprehensive, as previous DC films have fallen a bit flat for me but I think James Gunn has cracked it! Fingers crossed #Supergirl is just as camp and we get a #JusticeGang film IYKNK 😉
Look at all these beautiful men in my ring… 🤤
I mean skircle…
Obvs an innocent mistake to make 😘
I mean skircle…
Obvs an innocent mistake to make 😘
July 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Look at all these beautiful men in my ring… 🤤
I mean skircle…
Obvs an innocent mistake to make 😘
I mean skircle…
Obvs an innocent mistake to make 😘
Sweating me tits off on the first of 3 trains to Wigan with work! Why I nominate myself for things I’ll never know 😂
July 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Sweating me tits off on the first of 3 trains to Wigan with work! Why I nominate myself for things I’ll never know 😂
Momma bear took me for ice cream and Persian food today and it was a 10/10
June 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Momma bear took me for ice cream and Persian food today and it was a 10/10
Happy 1 year sober-versary to me 🎂
This has been the toughest year but I did it and I’m stronger for it 🫶🏻
This has been the toughest year but I did it and I’m stronger for it 🫶🏻
June 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Happy 1 year sober-versary to me 🎂
This has been the toughest year but I did it and I’m stronger for it 🫶🏻
This has been the toughest year but I did it and I’m stronger for it 🫶🏻
This is how your Monday emails find me…
June 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This is how your Monday emails find me…
Can’t wait for dinner later 🤤
June 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Can’t wait for dinner later 🤤
After 4 weeks of not running… this hurt 🥵
June 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
After 4 weeks of not running… this hurt 🥵
Good old Vanessa Amorosi giving me some Monday morning motivation 💪🏻
June 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Good old Vanessa Amorosi giving me some Monday morning motivation 💪🏻
Finally got the mop chopped today, did food shopping and had a mooch around town
ft B&W pic because the colour one just wasn’t doing it for me 😂
ft B&W pic because the colour one just wasn’t doing it for me 😂
May 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Finally got the mop chopped today, did food shopping and had a mooch around town
ft B&W pic because the colour one just wasn’t doing it for me 😂
ft B&W pic because the colour one just wasn’t doing it for me 😂
Today is going to be a good day 🫶🏻
May 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Today is going to be a good day 🫶🏻