Toffeenut Queen✌🏻🎄
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Toffeenut Queen✌🏻🎄
@garethandrews.bsky.social
Will not form romantic attachments to alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobic's, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts… will instead become most of them…

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Sober, Caffeinated and Anxious ✌🏻
Today’s a good day, even if I am on a 13 hour shift ✌🏻
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Shakespeare Sister was a great song choice for a rumba but I think it’s Bal’s time to go this week #strictly #strictlycomedancing
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Honestly they need to stop trying to make the judges funny in the middle bits 🤦🏻‍♂️😂 #cringe #strictly
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Does this mean I’m officially a daddy now then?! 😂
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
It’s almost No Nut November or as I like to call it, the 11th month of the year whilst having crippling depression ✌🏻😂
October 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Rejoined Slimming World after many years a month ago, slow and steady wins the race but hit my half stone mark today ⚖️
October 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Afternoon out to the big smoke to watch Hercules 💪🏻⚡️
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by Toffeenut Queen✌🏻🎄
click the link in my bio to pre save my new song.

It’ll take one minute away from your doomscrolling xoxo
September 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Aljaž and La Voix is just comedy gold #strictly
September 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
🎧😍
Gonna keep posting stuff like this.
September 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I think I’m in love with Toby from #GBBO
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Urgh, I am ill again 😢🤧

Send nudes, paracetamol and vitamin C 🫶🏻
September 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Just a tiny floof having a tiny nap 💤
September 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Something, something…

Gay powers restored ✌🏻✂️
August 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Name 5 albums that had the biggest impact on your life:

Alexander Stewart - Bleeding Heart
P!nk - M!ssundaztood
Alicia Keys - Songs in A Minor
Alanis Morrisette - Jagged Little Pill
LINKIN PARK - Hybrid Theory

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August 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Doggo sitting for friends and the carnage has already begun 😂
August 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Fuck JK Rowling

Pass it on.
Fuck JK Rowling

Pass it on.
Fuck JK Rowling

Pass it on.
August 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Had a cute little bbq yesterday with the besties whilst also planning on how I could sneak out with a staffie and a guinea pig without them knowing 😂☀️
August 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The Sunday scaries have set in after 10 days of doing nothing
a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street .
media.tenor.com
August 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I have 2 and a half days left of annual leave and so far this week I have accomplished nothing apart 6 loads of washing 😂
August 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
If you see this, post a a TV ident

This used to make me happy when I was a kid 👶🏻
August 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Something tells me I might have enough free instant coffee from work to last my week off 😂😂
August 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I will say something for being ill, I slept the longest for months last night, which was nice 😂 usually it’s 4-5 hours at a push 😱
July 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Day 2 of sinus infection, and although less blocked up, my sinus’ feel like they’re on fire and I’m sick of sneezing 🤧🤮

I’m the worst sick person ever… eaten my body weight in sweets and chocolate so far today ✌🏻
July 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM