GardenGhost
@gardenghost.bsky.social
I don't think, so I don't am
It's a good thing we're getting all this talking in now because when I see them next, I won't be able to keep my lips off those boys
May 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It's a good thing we're getting all this talking in now because when I see them next, I won't be able to keep my lips off those boys
He/Him/His but it's actually just
How much HE is on my mind
How much I want HIM
How lucky I am to be HIS
I am a simp.
How much HE is on my mind
How much I want HIM
How lucky I am to be HIS
I am a simp.
April 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
He/Him/His but it's actually just
How much HE is on my mind
How much I want HIM
How lucky I am to be HIS
I am a simp.
How much HE is on my mind
How much I want HIM
How lucky I am to be HIS
I am a simp.
Having memory issues is a truly underrated nerf from god.
-Can't remember how to try and fix it.
-Can't recall any information or progress you've had, if any
-Can't remember if you've told someone you have memory issues and don't mean it
-Can't remember people even if you love them
Cont. 🧵
-Can't remember how to try and fix it.
-Can't recall any information or progress you've had, if any
-Can't remember if you've told someone you have memory issues and don't mean it
-Can't remember people even if you love them
Cont. 🧵
April 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Having memory issues is a truly underrated nerf from god.
-Can't remember how to try and fix it.
-Can't recall any information or progress you've had, if any
-Can't remember if you've told someone you have memory issues and don't mean it
-Can't remember people even if you love them
Cont. 🧵
-Can't remember how to try and fix it.
-Can't recall any information or progress you've had, if any
-Can't remember if you've told someone you have memory issues and don't mean it
-Can't remember people even if you love them
Cont. 🧵
The conflict of craving to blindfold him but carnally needing to see those eyes...
Now make it double and put both of them in another state. 🫠
Now make it double and put both of them in another state. 🫠
April 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
The conflict of craving to blindfold him but carnally needing to see those eyes...
Now make it double and put both of them in another state. 🫠
Now make it double and put both of them in another state. 🫠
Why does my therapist have to do me like this
April 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Why does my therapist have to do me like this
It's one of those drunk nights again where I'm actually mourning myself all over again
April 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
It's one of those drunk nights again where I'm actually mourning myself all over again
How do you tell people that for your next gift, you just want money toward a limited edition collection of sex toys? That you won't actually use, you just want to have them. Good thing I don't get gifts but damn can I really spend $225 on a decorative dildo and butt plug?
March 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
How do you tell people that for your next gift, you just want money toward a limited edition collection of sex toys? That you won't actually use, you just want to have them. Good thing I don't get gifts but damn can I really spend $225 on a decorative dildo and butt plug?
Feeling horny at work and not being able to do anything about it sucks, but I'm trying to still find something productive about it. Time to find songs add to my horny sex playlist!
Wrong! These are just talking about sex, no sexy guitar, no moaning, nothing!
Wrong! These are just talking about sex, no sexy guitar, no moaning, nothing!
February 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Feeling horny at work and not being able to do anything about it sucks, but I'm trying to still find something productive about it. Time to find songs add to my horny sex playlist!
Wrong! These are just talking about sex, no sexy guitar, no moaning, nothing!
Wrong! These are just talking about sex, no sexy guitar, no moaning, nothing!
Boys boys boys men boys twinks boys subs aaaa
February 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Boys boys boys men boys twinks boys subs aaaa
I'm so FUCKING AGGRESSIVELY HORNY AAAAAAAAAAA
February 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm so FUCKING AGGRESSIVELY HORNY AAAAAAAAAAA
I am a disgusting man with too much power
January 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I am a disgusting man with too much power
Ain't nobody jingling my bells this Christmas and I think that's offensive. All of you should be ashamed.
December 25, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Ain't nobody jingling my bells this Christmas and I think that's offensive. All of you should be ashamed.
Once I live alone, it's all over for you bitches. My sluttiness will only grow tenfold. You have a month, weaklings.
December 22, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Once I live alone, it's all over for you bitches. My sluttiness will only grow tenfold. You have a month, weaklings.
Thooth babe, tha thampire fangs thay on thuring thex.
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Thooth babe, tha thampire fangs thay on thuring thex.
Tell me your worst "hear me out", winner gets a bj
November 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Tell me your worst "hear me out", winner gets a bj
What does sex smell like to you? If someone "smells like sex" what is that
October 20, 2024 at 4:02 AM
What does sex smell like to you? If someone "smells like sex" what is that
Do you ever have your own pet peeves and just piss yourself off into such uncontrollable rage that you feel like your chest is gonna explode? Nah? Just me? Aight.
August 12, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Do you ever have your own pet peeves and just piss yourself off into such uncontrollable rage that you feel like your chest is gonna explode? Nah? Just me? Aight.
Conspiracy theory: Zucc knows about my whorish crimes and mocks me for it. Evidence? I have had no interaction with this dude outside of Grindr and going to his place, didn't even know his name but he's all over my "people you may know"
How do you know that I know him, Zucc? Hm? Explain yourself.
How do you know that I know him, Zucc? Hm? Explain yourself.
June 29, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Conspiracy theory: Zucc knows about my whorish crimes and mocks me for it. Evidence? I have had no interaction with this dude outside of Grindr and going to his place, didn't even know his name but he's all over my "people you may know"
How do you know that I know him, Zucc? Hm? Explain yourself.
How do you know that I know him, Zucc? Hm? Explain yourself.
I put the whore and the moan in hormones
June 24, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I put the whore and the moan in hormones
I keep looking at lamps in my life, hoping they'd be flat
June 12, 2024 at 9:28 AM
I keep looking at lamps in my life, hoping they'd be flat
ITS 420 ON 6/9 HA SEX DRUGS NUMBERS
June 9, 2024 at 10:20 AM
ITS 420 ON 6/9 HA SEX DRUGS NUMBERS
6.66% done, hail satan
June 8, 2024 at 12:22 PM
6.66% done, hail satan
Your biggest slut is here and he's horny so someone offer me something
May 27, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Your biggest slut is here and he's horny so someone offer me something
Fuck a guy and at the end he gives you a sick 3D printed mask he made himself because "it fits your vibe"
Chivalry ain't dead, they're just all on Grindr
Chivalry ain't dead, they're just all on Grindr
May 11, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Fuck a guy and at the end he gives you a sick 3D printed mask he made himself because "it fits your vibe"
Chivalry ain't dead, they're just all on Grindr
Chivalry ain't dead, they're just all on Grindr