First sneak of 2025 was a fucking banger✨

Robot pals I met today- the kitty was a waiter in Chinatown and the golf ball man was a barista in Greenpoint.

If this is how AI is coming for us, I hope they get here faster cause they’re fun as hell!! 🤖

Happy new year from my happy place 🐻‍❄️🌊

Happy new year, please enjoy these guys I saw today 💖

Baby’s first trip to a giant Dick’s Sporting Goods today! I was completely overwhelmed by their design tram’s ability to work camo into absolutely anything.

Seriously, look at this shit and tell me it wouldn’t be a cunty drag ensemble. Why doesn’t it come in adult sizes?!

People who voted for trump would do well to avoid calling others ‘scum’ when they themselves are the most disposable variety.

My goblin roommate sends snugs ✨