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@garbagerat.bsky.social
Lover of schemes and shenanigans. Join me as I explore my newest hobby: sneaking into shit I wasn't invited to.
🍕 NYC 🏳️🌈
🍕 NYC 🏳️🌈
Besties I’ve been chillin in Washington square park for roughly 90 minutes waiting for the NYC April Fool’s Parade to show up. Is this like, the greatest prank ever or…..?
Well done @joeyskaggs.bsky.social 🤡
Well done @joeyskaggs.bsky.social 🤡
April 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Besties I’ve been chillin in Washington square park for roughly 90 minutes waiting for the NYC April Fool’s Parade to show up. Is this like, the greatest prank ever or…..?
Well done @joeyskaggs.bsky.social 🤡
Well done @joeyskaggs.bsky.social 🤡
Happy LockDownniversary to all who celebrate 💖
March 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Happy LockDownniversary to all who celebrate 💖
Get u a man who figures out how to sync up your snek spreadsheet to your snek calendar 🍑💦
#fatjuicynwet
#fatjuicynwet
March 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Get u a man who figures out how to sync up your snek spreadsheet to your snek calendar 🍑💦
#fatjuicynwet
#fatjuicynwet
Right after Fat Juicy & Wet came out I got stuck on the train with no service and listened to it on repeat for like 20 minutes. My algorithm now thinks I love it and plays it for me constantly.
Not sure if I’m mad about it?
Not sure if I’m mad about it?
March 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Right after Fat Juicy & Wet came out I got stuck on the train with no service and listened to it on repeat for like 20 minutes. My algorithm now thinks I love it and plays it for me constantly.
Not sure if I’m mad about it?
Not sure if I’m mad about it?
Holy shit you guys, The Monkey is one of the most well done Stephen King movies (so far!)
I love em all, but they got the vibe of this one down *perfectly* and it also has a production budget AND literally everyone in it is hot.
@stephenking.bsky.social you killed it!! :)
I love em all, but they got the vibe of this one down *perfectly* and it also has a production budget AND literally everyone in it is hot.
@stephenking.bsky.social you killed it!! :)
February 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Holy shit you guys, The Monkey is one of the most well done Stephen King movies (so far!)
I love em all, but they got the vibe of this one down *perfectly* and it also has a production budget AND literally everyone in it is hot.
@stephenking.bsky.social you killed it!! :)
I love em all, but they got the vibe of this one down *perfectly* and it also has a production budget AND literally everyone in it is hot.
@stephenking.bsky.social you killed it!! :)
I genuinely love shopping for new jobs and apartments. What Hogwarts house does that place me in?
February 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I genuinely love shopping for new jobs and apartments. What Hogwarts house does that place me in?
ISO: a curmudgeonly old grifter who can take a plucky young gal like me under his wing and teach me how to swindle people who deserve it.
I promise to never use your wisdom against you like the girls in the movies 🥺
I promise to never use your wisdom against you like the girls in the movies 🥺
February 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ISO: a curmudgeonly old grifter who can take a plucky young gal like me under his wing and teach me how to swindle people who deserve it.
I promise to never use your wisdom against you like the girls in the movies 🥺
I promise to never use your wisdom against you like the girls in the movies 🥺
I just purchased a bouquet of flowers for my husband for Valentine’s Day, and have been stopped on the street half a dozen times in a matter of minutes to receive compliments on my exquisite taste in floral arrangements.
…Is this what male privilege feels like?
…Is this what male privilege feels like?
February 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I just purchased a bouquet of flowers for my husband for Valentine’s Day, and have been stopped on the street half a dozen times in a matter of minutes to receive compliments on my exquisite taste in floral arrangements.
…Is this what male privilege feels like?
…Is this what male privilege feels like?
A message to the universe: I have learned my lesson and will never try to go corporate again.
Call me privileged, (because I absolutely am), but the constant longing for death isn’t worth the money.
Call me privileged, (because I absolutely am), but the constant longing for death isn’t worth the money.
February 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A message to the universe: I have learned my lesson and will never try to go corporate again.
Call me privileged, (because I absolutely am), but the constant longing for death isn’t worth the money.
Call me privileged, (because I absolutely am), but the constant longing for death isn’t worth the money.
Did Taylor win the game?
February 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Did Taylor win the game?
There’s nothing more fun than getting to be an absolute fucking Karen with HR.
I don’t even have to feel bad about it, cause they aren’t real people!!
I don’t even have to feel bad about it, cause they aren’t real people!!
February 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
There’s nothing more fun than getting to be an absolute fucking Karen with HR.
I don’t even have to feel bad about it, cause they aren’t real people!!
I don’t even have to feel bad about it, cause they aren’t real people!!
Oop, Client’s spidey senses started tingling - they’re sensing the breakup in the air and want to push our meeting to next week.
Little do they know, making me wait is only making me want to dump them more.
We hate an unflushable.
Little do they know, making me wait is only making me want to dump them more.
We hate an unflushable.
February 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oop, Client’s spidey senses started tingling - they’re sensing the breakup in the air and want to push our meeting to next week.
Little do they know, making me wait is only making me want to dump them more.
We hate an unflushable.
Little do they know, making me wait is only making me want to dump them more.
We hate an unflushable.
I was very bajiggity about needing to fire this client.
Then I remembered that they’re my last ‘corporate-y bullshit’ team I’m working with, and that once they’re gone I never have to work on this sort of team again.
Now I am excited to fire this client.
Then I remembered that they’re my last ‘corporate-y bullshit’ team I’m working with, and that once they’re gone I never have to work on this sort of team again.
Now I am excited to fire this client.
February 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I was very bajiggity about needing to fire this client.
Then I remembered that they’re my last ‘corporate-y bullshit’ team I’m working with, and that once they’re gone I never have to work on this sort of team again.
Now I am excited to fire this client.
Then I remembered that they’re my last ‘corporate-y bullshit’ team I’m working with, and that once they’re gone I never have to work on this sort of team again.
Now I am excited to fire this client.
Ugh, I have to break up with a client tomorrow.
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ugh, I have to break up with a client tomorrow.
Okay but the Ariana Grande X Swarovski pieces are actually so cute! Gonna have to find some good dupes for sneaks :)
February 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Okay but the Ariana Grande X Swarovski pieces are actually so cute! Gonna have to find some good dupes for sneaks :)
I am a 100% sure driverless vehicles are the horsemen sent to bring forth the AI apocalypse, yet my breath bates for the day some asshole tech billionaire will implant a set of earbuds directly into my brain.
Ah, what riddles these women be.
Ah, what riddles these women be.
January 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I am a 100% sure driverless vehicles are the horsemen sent to bring forth the AI apocalypse, yet my breath bates for the day some asshole tech billionaire will implant a set of earbuds directly into my brain.
Ah, what riddles these women be.
Ah, what riddles these women be.
Ugh just one more meeting today. I have been assured that brunch will be delivered by the time it wraps up. Cross ur fingers!
January 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ugh just one more meeting today. I have been assured that brunch will be delivered by the time it wraps up. Cross ur fingers!
I have a long day of digital archiving and Law & Order SVU ahead of me.
✨Bong bong✨
✨Bong bong✨
January 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I have a long day of digital archiving and Law & Order SVU ahead of me.
✨Bong bong✨
✨Bong bong✨
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NYC pet owners beware: Kristi “Puppy Executioner” Noem is apparently in town looking for photo ops and/or immigrants she can Tase.
January 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
NYC pet owners beware: Kristi “Puppy Executioner” Noem is apparently in town looking for photo ops and/or immigrants she can Tase.
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500 Days of Summer should be required viewing on your 21st birthday before you’re legally allowed to buy booze.
January 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
500 Days of Summer should be required viewing on your 21st birthday before you’re legally allowed to buy booze.
Today I learned the difference between a Botox administrator and a Botox artist, and folks, it is staggering.
It was like being shot up with poison by Pablo Picasso. I can feel my muscles freezing more beautifully already!
It was like being shot up with poison by Pablo Picasso. I can feel my muscles freezing more beautifully already!
January 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today I learned the difference between a Botox administrator and a Botox artist, and folks, it is staggering.
It was like being shot up with poison by Pablo Picasso. I can feel my muscles freezing more beautifully already!
It was like being shot up with poison by Pablo Picasso. I can feel my muscles freezing more beautifully already!
I’m gonna be a judge at the Coney Island mermaid parade!!
I’m also very open to accepting bribes 😈
I’m also very open to accepting bribes 😈
January 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m gonna be a judge at the Coney Island mermaid parade!!
I’m also very open to accepting bribes 😈
I’m also very open to accepting bribes 😈
Last night’s sneak was an epic fail :(
The party was in a big townhouse on the UES, and you needed to buzz and give your name in order for the door to be unlocked.
In the spirit of keeping the dumpster fire rolling, we went to Iggy’s instead for karaoke.
Womp.
The party was in a big townhouse on the UES, and you needed to buzz and give your name in order for the door to be unlocked.
In the spirit of keeping the dumpster fire rolling, we went to Iggy’s instead for karaoke.
Womp.
January 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Last night’s sneak was an epic fail :(
The party was in a big townhouse on the UES, and you needed to buzz and give your name in order for the door to be unlocked.
In the spirit of keeping the dumpster fire rolling, we went to Iggy’s instead for karaoke.
Womp.
The party was in a big townhouse on the UES, and you needed to buzz and give your name in order for the door to be unlocked.
In the spirit of keeping the dumpster fire rolling, we went to Iggy’s instead for karaoke.
Womp.
It’s almost sneak time! This evening I’m hitting up an nyc party on the upper east side - Bosley suspects it’ll be an easy one.
January 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It’s almost sneak time! This evening I’m hitting up an nyc party on the upper east side - Bosley suspects it’ll be an easy one.