Just remembered Andrew Yang
January 4, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Just remembered Andrew Yang
The human race cannot survive if religion is a top priority
October 28, 2023 at 5:13 PM
The human race cannot survive if religion is a top priority
Damn all republicans really are pussies huh
October 25, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Damn all republicans really are pussies huh
His name is Cheesebro
October 21, 2023 at 12:35 AM
His name is Cheesebro
But has anyone asked what Gal Gadot thinks?
October 11, 2023 at 12:47 AM
But has anyone asked what Gal Gadot thinks?
Why does every white body have curly hair all of a sudden?
August 27, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Why does every white body have curly hair all of a sudden?
Corporate speak is infinitely fascinating and equally stupid
August 24, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Corporate speak is infinitely fascinating and equally stupid
How did we fall for streaming? I hate that every app starts with pixelated garbage for the 5 minutes of any show or movie
August 23, 2023 at 9:04 PM
How did we fall for streaming? I hate that every app starts with pixelated garbage for the 5 minutes of any show or movie
Gotta be real, this is not a particularly well made app
August 21, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Gotta be real, this is not a particularly well made app
I get to do an exit interview tomorrow and I will be burning that bridge.
August 20, 2023 at 10:06 PM
I get to do an exit interview tomorrow and I will be burning that bridge.
Humpty Dumpty is never mentioned to be an egg
August 19, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Humpty Dumpty is never mentioned to be an egg
There’s a every specific type of man that can be seen at any given Home Depot and you all know what I’m talking about
August 18, 2023 at 3:17 PM
There’s a every specific type of man that can be seen at any given Home Depot and you all know what I’m talking about
Finally at a place where I can tell someone their religion is dumb
August 16, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Finally at a place where I can tell someone their religion is dumb
So fucking funny
August 14, 2023 at 3:18 AM
So fucking funny
Reposted by Garage Barrage
Damn, Marle, do they have a horny jail in that castle of yours? Because that’s where you’re going
August 12, 2023 at 8:50 AM
Damn, Marle, do they have a horny jail in that castle of yours? Because that’s where you’re going
To the lady in the passenger side who stuck half of her body out of the window to scream, flip me the bird and show me her titties on 635:
Hello.
Hello.
August 11, 2023 at 5:11 PM
To the lady in the passenger side who stuck half of her body out of the window to scream, flip me the bird and show me her titties on 635:
Hello.
Hello.
I miss time theft
August 8, 2023 at 3:26 PM
I miss time theft
You guys. Lizzo was never a nice woman. She gave literally EVERYONE a stink face
August 2, 2023 at 2:13 PM
You guys. Lizzo was never a nice woman. She gave literally EVERYONE a stink face
Just got fired a week before my 10 year anniversary. Outsourcing is the devil
August 1, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Just got fired a week before my 10 year anniversary. Outsourcing is the devil
My brain feels so much better without Twitter, like, thank god that dumbass bought it so I could bail
August 1, 2023 at 4:59 PM
My brain feels so much better without Twitter, like, thank god that dumbass bought it so I could bail
Florida on its way to becoming Utah for idiots which is SAYING SOMETHING
August 1, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Florida on its way to becoming Utah for idiots which is SAYING SOMETHING
Reposted by Garage Barrage
trans people: im trans
society: ok
pneumatic tube after an object is placed inside of it: thoomp
society: ok
pneumatic tube after an object is placed inside of it: thoomp
July 31, 2023 at 4:33 AM
trans people: im trans
society: ok
pneumatic tube after an object is placed inside of it: thoomp
society: ok
pneumatic tube after an object is placed inside of it: thoomp
Real talk: who do I even give these invite codes to? I deleted Twitter lol
July 31, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Real talk: who do I even give these invite codes to? I deleted Twitter lol
I got in on Bluesky thinking I might end up with a higher follower count but BOY HOWDY it’s the same
July 31, 2023 at 12:16 AM
I got in on Bluesky thinking I might end up with a higher follower count but BOY HOWDY it’s the same