the homophobic boy detective
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im aalto - 26 - they/them - i block freely
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Hello i'm Aalto i talk about videogames, music, movies and other stupid shit and am also a shitty stoner but some say im charming with it and i am also constantly beaten with sticks every day of my life
i stream on twitch with an incredibly inconsistent schedule
i stream on twitch with an incredibly inconsistent schedule
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Battlefield 6 and Arc Raiders coming out fucking scared Activision lmao??
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Battlefield 6 and Arc Raiders coming out fucking scared Activision lmao??
Made a batch of sugar cookies earlier today. Fucked them up real bad. Like astronomically bad. Not bad enough to be inedible but these taste like dogass. I've been chipping away at a bag of cookies that I hate all day because I refuse to toss the whole batch out. Fuck my chud life
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Made a batch of sugar cookies earlier today. Fucked them up real bad. Like astronomically bad. Not bad enough to be inedible but these taste like dogass. I've been chipping away at a bag of cookies that I hate all day because I refuse to toss the whole batch out. Fuck my chud life
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the humble nuclear fuel rod
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
the humble nuclear fuel rod
I feel like if FFII had good dungeon design it would be liked way more
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I feel like if FFII had good dungeon design it would be liked way more
That one Goblin on the moon in FFIV that casts Scan on itself to let you know it's weak to lightning so you hit it with Thundaga and it calls you and idiot and fucking kills you
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
That one Goblin on the moon in FFIV that casts Scan on itself to let you know it's weak to lightning so you hit it with Thundaga and it calls you and idiot and fucking kills you
was so scared the mysterious monument was gonna be for fuckin Lords of the Fallen 2 or some shit lmao
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
was so scared the mysterious monument was gonna be for fuckin Lords of the Fallen 2 or some shit lmao
Having a bulldog is walking down stairs to look on the couch and see a goblin laying there completely for free
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Having a bulldog is walking down stairs to look on the couch and see a goblin laying there completely for free
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Mp1st report: New Divinity Trademark Uncovered as New Icon Matches Statue mp1st.com/news/report-...
December 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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i'm going to shit my entire ass dude this whole video is just 100% how me and carl sound in call youtu.be/qXKndPqYj9Y?...
Inner Eye Flashbang (Half Life: Decay)
YouTube video by Incyn
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i'm going to shit my entire ass dude this whole video is just 100% how me and carl sound in call youtu.be/qXKndPqYj9Y?...
okay i'm done
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
okay i'm done
getting my bank account frozen because I whaled too hard on Smelt It or Dealt It Universe. Going into debt over Dung Rising Vengeance. The Mafia put out a hit on me for failing to return my investment on Evacuation Station Xrd.
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
getting my bank account frozen because I whaled too hard on Smelt It or Dealt It Universe. Going into debt over Dung Rising Vengeance. The Mafia put out a hit on me for failing to return my investment on Evacuation Station Xrd.
for the record censorship like this is terrible and Steam and payment processors are going to hell for not letting that pass but is totally 100% okay with Sex with Furry Hitler 3D but yoiu can't be naming your game like this man. Just lost $30,000 on Chocolate Secret 64
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
for the record censorship like this is terrible and Steam and payment processors are going to hell for not letting that pass but is totally 100% okay with Sex with Furry Hitler 3D but yoiu can't be naming your game like this man. Just lost $30,000 on Chocolate Secret 64
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I whaled in Dingleberries Mobile
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I whaled in Dingleberries Mobile
im sorry man you can't be telling me there's a fucking game on the market named Brown Dust full of sexy women. They're releasing Dutch Oven on Steam. They're cancelling the Steam release of Dutch Oven. They're launching the PC version of Booty Flakes on Steam. the Steam release of Booty Flakes has b
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
im sorry man you can't be telling me there's a fucking game on the market named Brown Dust full of sexy women. They're releasing Dutch Oven on Steam. They're cancelling the Steam release of Dutch Oven. They're launching the PC version of Booty Flakes on Steam. the Steam release of Booty Flakes has b
youtu.be/LvhHBa3Z_B4?... im gonna be repeating this for the next few months
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
youtu.be/LvhHBa3Z_B4?... im gonna be repeating this for the next few months
I don't like knowing this album turns 20 next year
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don't like knowing this album turns 20 next year
Looking at more and more BO7 Zombies stuff you can tell the Zombies mode is the only stuff with any actual passion in it anymore. They actually started making wholly original assets with their own unique aesthetics instead of altering campaign/multiplayer assets for the first time since uuuhhh BO4
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Looking at more and more BO7 Zombies stuff you can tell the Zombies mode is the only stuff with any actual passion in it anymore. They actually started making wholly original assets with their own unique aesthetics instead of altering campaign/multiplayer assets for the first time since uuuhhh BO4