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Ganymede
@ganymede.bsky.social
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YET ANOTHER 30-something trans woman into retro games. Trying out "being nice online."

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been a while since I've made a current mood post! today it's slippa from DKC going from their circular midair form to their flat ground travel form.
a heavily cropped screenshot of Donkey Kong Country for SNES, depicting the content described in the body of the post. a stubby red snake with white-bordered black banding is hanging in the air in a U shape, in between circle and line. though its only visible pupil is in the corner of its left eye, it's unclear whether it's walleyed or looking menacingly askance.
October 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ganymede.bsky.social
Geniuses to boot, check this shit out:
Violent post reprimand email from bsky that contains ""###ADD POST HERE###"" instead of the post that violated their rules.
September 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
ganymede.bsky.social
hahahahaha
Push notification for Gmail account "amganymede@gmail.com" Single visible email has subject line "noreply" and summary "Bluesky Account Behavior"
September 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
ganymede.bsky.social
G4M3R UPD4T3
the "car veering off the highway" meme. the highway is labeled "Maintaining a healthy lead on RA" and the off-ramp is labeled "Monster Hunter Hyperfixation Hole." my bsky profile pic has been hastily slapped onto the car
September 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
ganymede.bsky.social
Nintendo trying to get to the bottom of who's making switch 2 owners feel stupid:
Still from the hot dog car sketch from season 2 of I Think You Should Leave, impact-font text appended reads "We're all trying to find the guy who did this."
September 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ganymede.bsky.social
you and randall munroe would get along famously!
Screenshot of the XKCD comic "Time Travel" by Randall Munroe
September 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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she will bite the plant if unsupervised for even a moment (photo credit @mibetaur.bsky.social)
outdoors on a sunny day. in the foreground, in focus, a potted plant is half in-frame. in the background, much blurrier, Monster the brown tabby sits with her head curiously inclined, staring expectantly at the plant.
August 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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a scant, insignificant seventy dollars
Push notification: "8:23 AM Nintendo confirms Kirby Air Riders is out in November, and is only $70, leaving no qu... GamesRadar+ • See more on Nintendo Switch"
August 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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crop of a text edit of a control alt delete panel. three characters whose names I refuse to learn are looking at a fourth disapprovingly(I think? it's unclear. ctrl+alt+delete facial expressions, and all that) from top to bottom their dialogue bubbles read "the woods" "teleport to the WOODS" "its woods time for you"
July 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
ganymede.bsky.social
Monster's so pretty! I just realized I haven't posted about her recently, she's still healthy and happy!
An elderly tabby cat sitting in front of vertical wood-board paneling, on a small grey cat bed dotted with white stars. She is sitting up, alert, though her focus seems to be on something off-camera to the viewer's left.
July 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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I wish I could explain why I feel so comfortable looking at our extremely lesbian mug wall. maybe it doesn't encompass everything but there's a sort of joy in appropriating two "wifey" mugs from the cishets hobby lobby intended to sell them to. sorry you backwards fucks, it's the WLW mug now
a wall with two shelves and three protruding mug holders visible. a large jar with a wooden lid sits next to some framed landscape drawings, beneath three mugs decorated with the word WIFEY, a picture of Monster captioned "good baby" and a cat decal motif respectively. Beneath the aforementioned shelf, another mug holder is visible; the only mug captured in the shot has wildflowers printed on the side. The third mug holder is to the left of the first, and contains another WIFEY mug, a novelty mug that purports to be from the paleontology department associated with Blathers' museum, and a more rounded teacup-style black mug with a black and white design that evokes the cosmos. Beneath it are half the contents of the other shelf: a small ramekin of salt (plenty spilled near it), a fake succulent in a small jar, and a vial of pure lemon extract.
June 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ganymede.bsky.social
current mood is panda king's healthbar indicator from the first sly cooper
a very closely cropped screenshot from the Panda King fight in Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus. a blurry icon of Panda King yelling angrily is all that's visible.
May 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
ganymede.bsky.social
and they say nothing rhymes with orange
a screenshot from Nine Persons, Nine Hours, Nine Doors for the NDS. A walk-in freezer is depicted on the top screen, along with some text. the bottom screen features a storage area built into the floor, and a thumbnail that suggests the player was last interacting with the rope object. Text: "A storange area built into the floor, like a small cellar."
May 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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current mood is rocket the slime bouncing diagonally off an object
closely-cropped screenshot from Dragon Quest: Rocket Slime. Rocket is so squashed that his mouth is between his eyes, having just been launched diagonally down and to the right at a wall in Boingburg.
May 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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here is a collection of screenshots from Super Mario 64: Decades Later by BroDute that all have one thing in common. can you guess what it is? hint: it's not something visible in the screenshots themselves.
screenshot from the sweet sweet island course of SM64:DL. mario is about to conclude a flip by landing on a platform adjacent to the mountain's summit overlooking the rest of the stage screenshot from the metal cap course in SM64:DL in which mario is attempting to leap out of rushing water onto a small platform, but is misaligned and about to collide with a vertical girder instead. screenshot from the slide metropolis course of SM64:DS featuring mario going down a slide textured to look like a highway, passing by pools of acid. there are caution signs visible on the upcoming stretch of road, and a blue star is present above the corner of one acid pit screenshot from the ludwig's harbor stage of SM64:DL. Mario is submerged in the fast-moving water on the outside of the stage, seemingly moving towards a visible blue star
May 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ganymede.bsky.social
Found this pic of Monster from ten years ago
Monster the brown tabby sits at a vantage point above the camera, staring down at it distantly, her eyes round and a little wild.
April 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ganymede.bsky.social
last 4 games I've played. I'm not sure there are any real patterns to observe here
cover art mockup for the super mario 64 romhack "Super Mario 64: Decades Later" nubby's number factory promotional banner asset box art for Cinnamon Ball: Kurukuru Sweets Paradise for the DS low-res image of the box art for Monster Hunter Portable 3rd
April 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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you're welcome, goodbye!
pix from ddr supernova disappearing behind a VIP card
April 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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current mood is pix from ddr supernova
closely cropped screenshot of the character pix from DDR SuperNOVA
April 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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they call it a basket 'cause it's where you bask
Monster the brown tabby curled up in a wicker basket lined with a light blue blanket facing away from the viewer, directly in a bright sunbeam.
April 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ganymede.bsky.social
she loves the new blanket we got, she's been there all day
Monster the brown tabby relaxing on a light blue blanket on top of a bed. Her right ear is partially inside-out from a recent grooming, and she's licking her front-right paw with her eyes shut.
March 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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this image is saved on my computer as "mark cuban.png"
screenshot of dialogue between Wanderer and Millionaire from Children of Mana (DS, 2006) "Millionaire We've both gone through a lot"
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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my perfect baby
Monster the brown tabby loafed up on a grey pet bed with white stars against a wood panel background.
March 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
ganymede.bsky.social
most of the second draft sucks the punch and vivacity out of the first, but I love this line
Text: "Furthermore, koalas' little short ass keeps them from surviving in the water."
March 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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"analytics team here, we've got a head-scratcher."
google search for "koalas livejournal bitches panthers"
March 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM