Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond)
@ganondad.bsky.social
RP parody account / MVRP
No lewd interactions. No solicitations.
Single-shipped with @mombosa.bsky.social
No lewd interactions. No solicitations.
Single-shipped with @mombosa.bsky.social
// Ahhh but what an ass
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
// Ahhh but what an ass
I mean, I don't want to step in poop either. But I am curious now.
Not THAT curious.
I wonder if they get a stomach bug and it comes out like rock slurry.
Okay. Gonna stop this line of thought.
Not THAT curious.
I wonder if they get a stomach bug and it comes out like rock slurry.
Okay. Gonna stop this line of thought.
October 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I mean, I don't want to step in poop either. But I am curious now.
Not THAT curious.
I wonder if they get a stomach bug and it comes out like rock slurry.
Okay. Gonna stop this line of thought.
Not THAT curious.
I wonder if they get a stomach bug and it comes out like rock slurry.
Okay. Gonna stop this line of thought.
He carried her over, laughing a little and gently squishing Lana's little cheeks. She may have likely heard it while he was working, or while he and Urbosa were... Sleeping.
"I don't know... She said she heard it in a song. But she's not gonna say it anymore. Right?"
"I don't know... She said she heard it in a song. But she's not gonna say it anymore. Right?"
August 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
He carried her over, laughing a little and gently squishing Lana's little cheeks. She may have likely heard it while he was working, or while he and Urbosa were... Sleeping.
"I don't know... She said she heard it in a song. But she's not gonna say it anymore. Right?"
"I don't know... She said she heard it in a song. But she's not gonna say it anymore. Right?"