Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond)
@ganondad.bsky.social
RP parody account / MVRP
No lewd interactions. No solicitations.
Single-shipped with @mombosa.bsky.social
No lewd interactions. No solicitations.
Single-shipped with @mombosa.bsky.social
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Ganondorf, but redeemed. Free of the curse of the Calamity and Demise. Father and husband.
Single-shipped with @mombosa.bsky.social. No lewd, please.
#zeldarp #lozrp
Single-shipped with @mombosa.bsky.social. No lewd, please.
#zeldarp #lozrp
Look at these kids. It's like they're straight out of the games.
This is Miyamoto. Filming is underway for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda in a lush, natural setting, with Bo Bragason-san who will play Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san who will play Link (1/2).
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Look at these kids. It's like they're straight out of the games.
...He's coming for her now.
Needs to see this in person.
Needs to see this in person.
She has a special one for him.
She’s just going to…send it to his slate now.
She’s just going to…send it to his slate now.
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
...He's coming for her now.
Needs to see this in person.
Needs to see this in person.
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Reposted by Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond)
The Servant of the Goddess of Courage.
Farosh
Farosh
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Servant of the Goddess of Courage.
Farosh
Farosh
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a creation by 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 ˊˎ- for
the mario verse —— daisy bennu
sarasa , the vivacious empress and
ℰmbodiment of 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 .
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a creation by 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 ˊˎ- for
the mario verse —— daisy bennu
sarasa , the vivacious empress and
ℰmbodiment of 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 .
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October 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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a creation by 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 ˊˎ- for
the mario verse —— daisy bennu
sarasa , the vivacious empress and
ℰmbodiment of 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 .
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a creation by 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 ˊˎ- for
the mario verse —— daisy bennu
sarasa , the vivacious empress and
ℰmbodiment of 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 .
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"I care. I gotta pay for the electric bill!"
“Dark world, Light world… Who cares?!”
October 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"I care. I gotta pay for the electric bill!"
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When you girlboss too close to the sun
October 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
When you girlboss too close to the sun
That wasn't /entirely/ my fault.
But yes. Ezri is very impressionable
But yes. Ezri is very impressionable
I’d rather her ask about Goron poop than be in her cursing phase like she was.
True.
But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.
We did have some Gorons visit recently...
But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.
We did have some Gorons visit recently...
October 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
That wasn't /entirely/ my fault.
But yes. Ezri is very impressionable
But yes. Ezri is very impressionable
True.
But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.
We did have some Gorons visit recently...
But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.
We did have some Gorons visit recently...
Maedrin would ask because she genuinely wants to learn as much as she can, Liana asks to be silly and because she’s also a bit curious.
Liana, but honestly, Maedrin would probably ask me too. Before laughing and playing it off as a joke.
October 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
True.
But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.
We did have some Gorons visit recently...
But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.
We did have some Gorons visit recently...
Liana, but honestly, Maedrin would probably ask me too. Before laughing and playing it off as a joke.
… trying to decide if this is a Maedrin question or a Liana question.
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Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?
These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?
These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
October 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Liana, but honestly, Maedrin would probably ask me too. Before laughing and playing it off as a joke.
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Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?
These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?
These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
October 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?
These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?
These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
"If I could do that, I would have already. Honestly the best thing to do is to get him a pad or a tampon and laugh at him. And then run away. Quickly."
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"If I could do that, I would have already. Honestly the best thing to do is to get him a pad or a tampon and laugh at him. And then run away. Quickly."
Ahhhh. His favorite treat!
Perhaps he should return the favor.
Perhaps he should return the favor.
Smooches for @ganondad.bsky.social, followed up by a really nice back massage.
October 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ahhhh. His favorite treat!
Perhaps he should return the favor.
Perhaps he should return the favor.
He laughed and picked her up, letting her climb up against him and cling to his neck as he carried her to @mombosa.bsky.social.
"Not adi, and not Liana either. It's a secret to everybody, OK?"
"Not adi, and not Liana either. It's a secret to everybody, OK?"
“Adi no say fuck. Got it.”
She giggled and hugged him as soon as he knelt down. Now she can go tell everyone at school that her adi doesn’t say those words!
She giggled and hugged him as soon as he knelt down. Now she can go tell everyone at school that her adi doesn’t say those words!
He snickered a little and knelt down, messing up her wild hair with a soft tussle.
"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."
She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."
She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
August 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
He laughed and picked her up, letting her climb up against him and cling to his neck as he carried her to @mombosa.bsky.social.
"Not adi, and not Liana either. It's a secret to everybody, OK?"
"Not adi, and not Liana either. It's a secret to everybody, OK?"
He's got it. Hopefully.
… did she just hear?
She’ll let Gan handle that.
She’ll let Gan handle that.
August 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He's got it. Hopefully.
He snickered a little and knelt down, messing up her wild hair with a soft tussle.
"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."
She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."
She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
“Only baba can say fuck.”
Seems that she knows the language is for adults at least. Then she get a curious look on her face.
“Adi say fuck too?”
She seems genuinely curious about if her mother uses that type of language.
Seems that she knows the language is for adults at least. Then she get a curious look on her face.
“Adi say fuck too?”
She seems genuinely curious about if her mother uses that type of language.
He's baffled, and trying not to laugh. Where did she learn this language??
"What? Oh, no. I won't."
At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably.
"Okay. Don't say it."
"What? Oh, no. I won't."
At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably.
"Okay. Don't say it."
August 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He snickered a little and knelt down, messing up her wild hair with a soft tussle.
"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."
She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."
She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
He's baffled, and trying not to laugh. Where did she learn this language??
"What? Oh, no. I won't."
At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably.
"Okay. Don't say it."
"What? Oh, no. I won't."
At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably.
"Okay. Don't say it."
Looking up at him, turning back and forth between looking at him and back in the room.
"The music say fuck when I dance."
Imitating the dance she did.
"Are you gonna tell them? Don't say fuck to the people and don't say shit."
"The music say fuck when I dance."
Imitating the dance she did.
"Are you gonna tell them? Don't say fuck to the people and don't say shit."
Gasp.
"What? The music did? That's so rude of it."
He's amused. A bit surprised.
"What? The music did? That's so rude of it."
He's amused. A bit surprised.
August 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
He's baffled, and trying not to laugh. Where did she learn this language??
"What? Oh, no. I won't."
At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably.
"Okay. Don't say it."
"What? Oh, no. I won't."
At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably.
"Okay. Don't say it."
Gasp.
"What? The music did? That's so rude of it."
He's amused. A bit surprised.
"What? The music did? That's so rude of it."
He's amused. A bit surprised.
@ganondad.bsky.social Walking up to him nonchalantly.
“The music say fuck.”
Pointing back at the room she just came out of, where the faint sound of music could be heard.
“The music say fuck.”
Pointing back at the room she just came out of, where the faint sound of music could be heard.
August 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Gasp.
"What? The music did? That's so rude of it."
He's amused. A bit surprised.
"What? The music did? That's so rude of it."
He's amused. A bit surprised.
Hmmm.. That Sage of Lightning looks pretty good.
I should braid Urbosa's hair. Get Maedrin to help.
I should braid Urbosa's hair. Get Maedrin to help.
July 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hmmm.. That Sage of Lightning looks pretty good.
I should braid Urbosa's hair. Get Maedrin to help.
I should braid Urbosa's hair. Get Maedrin to help.
I can take it.
Don't try this at home kids!
Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Don't try this at home kids!
Unless you're into that sort of thing.
July 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I can take it.
Don't try this at home kids!
Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Don't try this at home kids!
Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Chuckling as he carries her, like a caveman who has found a cave wife.
"If I'm going to explore every inch of your perfect body, it'll be in our bed, and the kids won't be able to see."
"If I'm going to explore every inch of your perfect body, it'll be in our bed, and the kids won't be able to see."
As his hands explore, she smirks and sits up, straddling him as her hands go to the bottom of her shirt, ready to pull it off before he stands up with her over his shoulder.
Laughing, she lets him carry her, sitting up as best she can for a moment.
“Where are you whisking me away to, hm?”
Laughing, she lets him carry her, sitting up as best she can for a moment.
“Where are you whisking me away to, hm?”
He lets out a long and relaxed sigh with her and lets his hands explore.
"Hnmm... Me too."
Cue a loud bang from inside the house.
"Yep... Yep."
He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.
"Hnmm... Me too."
Cue a loud bang from inside the house.
"Yep... Yep."
He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.
July 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Chuckling as he carries her, like a caveman who has found a cave wife.
"If I'm going to explore every inch of your perfect body, it'll be in our bed, and the kids won't be able to see."
"If I'm going to explore every inch of your perfect body, it'll be in our bed, and the kids won't be able to see."
He lets out a long and relaxed sigh with her and lets his hands explore.
"Hnmm... Me too."
Cue a loud bang from inside the house.
"Yep... Yep."
He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.
"Hnmm... Me too."
Cue a loud bang from inside the house.
"Yep... Yep."
He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.
Sighing softly, she burrows further onto him, slowly and sensually placing a kiss to the side of his neck. He was warm and smelled good. She then lifts her head to look at him a moment before moving to kiss the other side of his neck.
“I wish we could stay here all day…”
“I wish we could stay here all day…”
Big, strong arms evelope her. She's soft and warm to him.
And he can kiss her too.
And he can kiss her too.
July 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He lets out a long and relaxed sigh with her and lets his hands explore.
"Hnmm... Me too."
Cue a loud bang from inside the house.
"Yep... Yep."
He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.
"Hnmm... Me too."
Cue a loud bang from inside the house.
"Yep... Yep."
He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.
Big, strong arms evelope her. She's soft and warm to him.
And he can kiss her too.
And he can kiss her too.
She’s just going to lay on top of @ganondad.bsky.social. Why? Because she can and he’s comfy.
July 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Big, strong arms evelope her. She's soft and warm to him.
And he can kiss her too.
And he can kiss her too.