Peter Boling 🌹🧬⚛️
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Peter Boling 🌹🧬⚛️
@galtzo.com
AI is my sidekiq; Suppletive beatnik on Ruby since 2005. Full-time maintainer of gems: oauth, oauth2, dynamoid, flag_shih_tzu, ruby-openid, sanitize_email, omniauth-identity, seed_migration, appraisal2, rspec-stubbed_env, & more
Apple 🍎 execs should use the lowest spec iPhones so they can experience the travesty that is the “storage” feature in order to upgrade to the next iOS.
1. Why no select all?
2. Why not SHA checksum the graphics to avoid duplicating them a hundred times?
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
#TBT to when the web was young
#Netflix One Point Oh
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
💎 More tools added to kettle-dev v1.1.3:
- kettle-dvcs will setup locally federated git remotes under a multi-push "all"
- kettle-dvcs --status will help you remember at a glance if remote work needs to be upstreamed
- simply run `git push all` to send everywhere

🆕 #Ruby #DevTools #FLOSS
September 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
💎 ANN: kettle-dev v1.1.0 - removes *all* runtime deps, w/ script to bootstrap itself. It's a gem templater, and makes a lot of changes, to align a gem to my preferences. You won't want yours the same way; forks welcome, & happy to generalize it

github.com/kettle-rb/ke...

#Ruby #FLOSS #DevTools
September 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
How does this image make you feel?

ANN: silent_stream hits v1.0.12 with 100% coverage, and bug fixes! +Ruby 2.3 support to align with other work I am doing. +RBS types. +YARD docs. +Docs site @ silent-stream.galtzo.com.

Sponor me please!
- liberapay.com/pboling/donate
- github.com/sponsors/pbo...
August 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A: Cooked. Wayback machine engaged.
August 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Q: Just how screwed is @GitHub, legally, for failing to address a security issue they acknowledged in 2022, and which is teaching users to behave recklessly on the internet?

A: Wrecked.
August 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Whenever you feel like things are not on fire, remember this:

things are on fire 🔥
August 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Rescued a baby bird that fell out of the nest yesterday. I hope the momma doesn’t mind the tissue paper, as I was wearing gloves and extremely high up in a fairly weak tree, and couldn’t get the bits back.
#babybird #wildlife
August 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I like having time to play with my dogs, and clean out the PS3 with my son, but he thinks I should get a job. If you need an expert web developer, heavy on the backend, HMU. #Ruby #PS3 #HireMe #Dogs
July 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We refer to the million dollar Johnson deal as the “Big Johnson”. There were tons of T-shirts about it in the 90s. I was there. The best Deep Socket Wrenches.
July 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today is a great day to put your Gemfile.lock into version control. #Ruby #SupplyChain #Security

github.com/ruby/rexml/i...
July 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
July 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Cat has decided that sleeping directly on top of my Beelink ProxMox server is the best spot on a rainy #Caturday. @sinatry.bsky.social
July 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
🔓 My pattern matching senses are tingling. Is it drafty in here? @jetbrains.com
May 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
April 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
And next time I might close my mouth! #rubykaigi #rubyfriends
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Who up on here makin’ waffles? @sinatry.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Windows. There is nothing else like it. See what it can do for you!
March 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM