I want to be cremated and I want them to make a funkpop version of me from my microplastics

I’m constantly impressed with my #ROGAlly - throwing a bunch of new stuff at it with the steam winter sale and it handles basically everything well. Battery life is my only complaint and it seems like the Ally X has solved the issue for future iterations of the hardware.

People have lost their damn minds. If you’re photographing your security tray in the return bin, expect people to start dumping their empty trays right on top of your shit. Airport security is slow enough without people making it worse.

Shrinking is the best show on TV right now and nowhere near enough people are watching (I’m sure). So when you’re hungover on Wednesday and have no clue what to do, boot up AppleTV+, scroll to Shrinking, and put your trust in @vdoozer.bsky.social for like 15 hours or so. It’s worth it!

Oh god, we’d never see @roscoegbarrel.bsky.social again!

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

picking up a urinal from the adjoining room and placing it against the far wall to make a Korok appear

A portrait of famous Victorian author, Charles Dickens from this day in 2019.

Loving the Christmas vibes in the living room with one of my favorite Christmas movies! #tistheseason #whitechristmas

could someone else be the change I want to see in the world. im busy