GalacticAttorney
@galacticattorney.bsky.social
This account gets an 8/10, bordering on a 9 if some issues were to be remedied
Writer and VS content creator. I like talking about Death Battle. 26, he/him. Banner by @sunmellows, pfp by @carbonated-jem
https://linktr.ee/GalacticAttorney
Writer and VS content creator. I like talking about Death Battle. 26, he/him. Banner by @sunmellows, pfp by @carbonated-jem
https://linktr.ee/GalacticAttorney
Pokémon Legends Z-A: Mega Dimension
I like it well enough, but not as much as I did the base game. The new Megas are cool, but I don’t like the time limit on hyperspace exploration and the new story felt underdeveloped in some places. I don’t regret buying it, but it’s not worth $30 imo.
I like it well enough, but not as much as I did the base game. The new Megas are cool, but I don’t like the time limit on hyperspace exploration and the new story felt underdeveloped in some places. I don’t regret buying it, but it’s not worth $30 imo.
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Pokémon Legends Z-A: Mega Dimension
I like it well enough, but not as much as I did the base game. The new Megas are cool, but I don’t like the time limit on hyperspace exploration and the new story felt underdeveloped in some places. I don’t regret buying it, but it’s not worth $30 imo.
I like it well enough, but not as much as I did the base game. The new Megas are cool, but I don’t like the time limit on hyperspace exploration and the new story felt underdeveloped in some places. I don’t regret buying it, but it’s not worth $30 imo.
The Amazing Digital Circus Ep 7
This FUCKING show, man. I will be following its every word until the ride ends. Masterclass of an episode.
This FUCKING show, man. I will be following its every word until the ride ends. Masterclass of an episode.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Amazing Digital Circus Ep 7
This FUCKING show, man. I will be following its every word until the ride ends. Masterclass of an episode.
This FUCKING show, man. I will be following its every word until the ride ends. Masterclass of an episode.
Ash VS Yugi (DEATH BATTLE)
A true labor of love that had me smiling from start to finish. Everyone on the crew who contributed to this one deserves all the recognition in the world. Top tier rundowns, animation; everything, really. A more than worthy finale for DB ‘25.
A true labor of love that had me smiling from start to finish. Everyone on the crew who contributed to this one deserves all the recognition in the world. Top tier rundowns, animation; everything, really. A more than worthy finale for DB ‘25.
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ash VS Yugi (DEATH BATTLE)
A true labor of love that had me smiling from start to finish. Everyone on the crew who contributed to this one deserves all the recognition in the world. Top tier rundowns, animation; everything, really. A more than worthy finale for DB ‘25.
A true labor of love that had me smiling from start to finish. Everyone on the crew who contributed to this one deserves all the recognition in the world. Top tier rundowns, animation; everything, really. A more than worthy finale for DB ‘25.
Dante VS Clive (DEATH BATTLE)
The real loser of this episode was the bitrate tbh. And the real winners were us, because this was a super fun watch! The special sauce Torrian brings to his animations is as potent as ever. Looking forward to the next time, even if I'm not excited to see Ash die lol
The real loser of this episode was the bitrate tbh. And the real winners were us, because this was a super fun watch! The special sauce Torrian brings to his animations is as potent as ever. Looking forward to the next time, even if I'm not excited to see Ash die lol
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dante VS Clive (DEATH BATTLE)
The real loser of this episode was the bitrate tbh. And the real winners were us, because this was a super fun watch! The special sauce Torrian brings to his animations is as potent as ever. Looking forward to the next time, even if I'm not excited to see Ash die lol
The real loser of this episode was the bitrate tbh. And the real winners were us, because this was a super fun watch! The special sauce Torrian brings to his animations is as potent as ever. Looking forward to the next time, even if I'm not excited to see Ash die lol
Pokemon Legends Z-A
The most enjoyable Pokemon game to come out in years, by my measure. Lots of great additions and changes to the formula while still retaining what I like about the franchise. I really hope this is the new baseline for the series and that we can expect more from it in the future.
The most enjoyable Pokemon game to come out in years, by my measure. Lots of great additions and changes to the formula while still retaining what I like about the franchise. I really hope this is the new baseline for the series and that we can expect more from it in the future.
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Pokemon Legends Z-A
The most enjoyable Pokemon game to come out in years, by my measure. Lots of great additions and changes to the formula while still retaining what I like about the franchise. I really hope this is the new baseline for the series and that we can expect more from it in the future.
The most enjoyable Pokemon game to come out in years, by my measure. Lots of great additions and changes to the formula while still retaining what I like about the franchise. I really hope this is the new baseline for the series and that we can expect more from it in the future.
Blade VS Buffy (DEATH BATTLE)
Super fun and badass episode all around! Loved everything about the analysis portions and the fight; it pretty much improved on every weak point the previous live actions had and then some. Ismahawk and the gang absolutely killed it.
Super fun and badass episode all around! Loved everything about the analysis portions and the fight; it pretty much improved on every weak point the previous live actions had and then some. Ismahawk and the gang absolutely killed it.
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Blade VS Buffy (DEATH BATTLE)
Super fun and badass episode all around! Loved everything about the analysis portions and the fight; it pretty much improved on every weak point the previous live actions had and then some. Ismahawk and the gang absolutely killed it.
Super fun and badass episode all around! Loved everything about the analysis portions and the fight; it pretty much improved on every weak point the previous live actions had and then some. Ismahawk and the gang absolutely killed it.
Pokémon Quetzal
Been wanting to play a Pokémon game without putting up with any PTC jank and this pretty much scratched that itch. Worth playing if you want all the modern QoL perks and mons in the Emerald game experience.
Been wanting to play a Pokémon game without putting up with any PTC jank and this pretty much scratched that itch. Worth playing if you want all the modern QoL perks and mons in the Emerald game experience.
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Pokémon Quetzal
Been wanting to play a Pokémon game without putting up with any PTC jank and this pretty much scratched that itch. Worth playing if you want all the modern QoL perks and mons in the Emerald game experience.
Been wanting to play a Pokémon game without putting up with any PTC jank and this pretty much scratched that itch. Worth playing if you want all the modern QoL perks and mons in the Emerald game experience.
Champions Island has been very fun so far, can’t wait to get into the actual competition. Here are my thoughts on the contenders atm
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Champions Island has been very fun so far, can’t wait to get into the actual competition. Here are my thoughts on the contenders atm
Ruby VS Maka (DEATH BATTLE)
Not much to say on this one personally but the episode itself very much lived up to the number 200 slot. Two really good rundowns and an excellent fight that was both fun to watch and very respectful of both characters. Glad the wait for this MU was worth it in the end.
Not much to say on this one personally but the episode itself very much lived up to the number 200 slot. Two really good rundowns and an excellent fight that was both fun to watch and very respectful of both characters. Glad the wait for this MU was worth it in the end.
September 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ruby VS Maka (DEATH BATTLE)
Not much to say on this one personally but the episode itself very much lived up to the number 200 slot. Two really good rundowns and an excellent fight that was both fun to watch and very respectful of both characters. Glad the wait for this MU was worth it in the end.
Not much to say on this one personally but the episode itself very much lived up to the number 200 slot. Two really good rundowns and an excellent fight that was both fun to watch and very respectful of both characters. Glad the wait for this MU was worth it in the end.
Knights of Guinevere Pilot
Really cool introduction to this show. The 2D animation is a good change of pace for Glitch's output and it looks fantastic to boot. Really like the main duo so far and I'm excited to see where the story goes from here.
Really cool introduction to this show. The 2D animation is a good change of pace for Glitch's output and it looks fantastic to boot. Really like the main duo so far and I'm excited to see where the story goes from here.
September 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Knights of Guinevere Pilot
Really cool introduction to this show. The 2D animation is a good change of pace for Glitch's output and it looks fantastic to boot. Really like the main duo so far and I'm excited to see where the story goes from here.
Really cool introduction to this show. The 2D animation is a good change of pace for Glitch's output and it looks fantastic to boot. Really like the main duo so far and I'm excited to see where the story goes from here.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.:
September 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.:
One day I’ll be able to hit these kinds of distances with no walk laps required
September 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
One day I’ll be able to hit these kinds of distances with no walk laps required
Trump talking to Vance as his vitals start to flatline
August 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Trump talking to Vance as his vitals start to flatline
Hulk VS Godzilla (DEATH BATTLE)
A crazy convoluted episode that might not have gone the way I wanted but was super cool regardless. The research was thorough beyond belief but still understandable, and the ultimate lynchpin for the results was especially cool to see. Fight was awesome too.
A crazy convoluted episode that might not have gone the way I wanted but was super cool regardless. The research was thorough beyond belief but still understandable, and the ultimate lynchpin for the results was especially cool to see. Fight was awesome too.
August 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hulk VS Godzilla (DEATH BATTLE)
A crazy convoluted episode that might not have gone the way I wanted but was super cool regardless. The research was thorough beyond belief but still understandable, and the ultimate lynchpin for the results was especially cool to see. Fight was awesome too.
A crazy convoluted episode that might not have gone the way I wanted but was super cool regardless. The research was thorough beyond belief but still understandable, and the ultimate lynchpin for the results was especially cool to see. Fight was awesome too.
Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
Wanted to rewatch a Godzilla movie to get me in the mood for Hulkzilla and this didn’t disappoint. A fun blend of cheesy and awesome moments with solid vfx throughout. Poor Baragon though, my boy got absolutely shat on.
Wanted to rewatch a Godzilla movie to get me in the mood for Hulkzilla and this didn’t disappoint. A fun blend of cheesy and awesome moments with solid vfx throughout. Poor Baragon though, my boy got absolutely shat on.
August 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
Wanted to rewatch a Godzilla movie to get me in the mood for Hulkzilla and this didn’t disappoint. A fun blend of cheesy and awesome moments with solid vfx throughout. Poor Baragon though, my boy got absolutely shat on.
Wanted to rewatch a Godzilla movie to get me in the mood for Hulkzilla and this didn’t disappoint. A fun blend of cheesy and awesome moments with solid vfx throughout. Poor Baragon though, my boy got absolutely shat on.
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
Somebody ring the Dinkster?
Cake.
Anyway this sucked
Somebody ring the Dinkster?
Cake.
Anyway this sucked
August 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
Somebody ring the Dinkster?
Cake.
Anyway this sucked
Somebody ring the Dinkster?
Cake.
Anyway this sucked
K-Pop Demon Hunters
A pretty good movie that's very much tailored toward people who aren't me. I felt like the liar revealed plot was pretty played out and the generational trauma(?) elements weren't explored enough, but the action, animation, and music were good enough to keep me invested.
A pretty good movie that's very much tailored toward people who aren't me. I felt like the liar revealed plot was pretty played out and the generational trauma(?) elements weren't explored enough, but the action, animation, and music were good enough to keep me invested.
August 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
K-Pop Demon Hunters
A pretty good movie that's very much tailored toward people who aren't me. I felt like the liar revealed plot was pretty played out and the generational trauma(?) elements weren't explored enough, but the action, animation, and music were good enough to keep me invested.
A pretty good movie that's very much tailored toward people who aren't me. I felt like the liar revealed plot was pretty played out and the generational trauma(?) elements weren't explored enough, but the action, animation, and music were good enough to keep me invested.
The Amazing Digital Circus Ep 6
This show just can’t miss, can it? Felt like everyone got their moment to shine across the numerous emotional scenes, which were all great. Very curious about where the story’s going from here; just hoping it turns out well for everyone not named Jax.
This show just can’t miss, can it? Felt like everyone got their moment to shine across the numerous emotional scenes, which were all great. Very curious about where the story’s going from here; just hoping it turns out well for everyone not named Jax.
August 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Amazing Digital Circus Ep 6
This show just can’t miss, can it? Felt like everyone got their moment to shine across the numerous emotional scenes, which were all great. Very curious about where the story’s going from here; just hoping it turns out well for everyone not named Jax.
This show just can’t miss, can it? Felt like everyone got their moment to shine across the numerous emotional scenes, which were all great. Very curious about where the story’s going from here; just hoping it turns out well for everyone not named Jax.
The Naked Gun (2025)
Very funny movie that had my friends and I cackling throughout. Haven’t seen the originals but I might check out the first if this is any indicator of its quality. My favorite part was when the tech bro villain flew into a lamppost. Hopefully life can imitate art in that way.
Very funny movie that had my friends and I cackling throughout. Haven’t seen the originals but I might check out the first if this is any indicator of its quality. My favorite part was when the tech bro villain flew into a lamppost. Hopefully life can imitate art in that way.
August 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Naked Gun (2025)
Very funny movie that had my friends and I cackling throughout. Haven’t seen the originals but I might check out the first if this is any indicator of its quality. My favorite part was when the tech bro villain flew into a lamppost. Hopefully life can imitate art in that way.
Very funny movie that had my friends and I cackling throughout. Haven’t seen the originals but I might check out the first if this is any indicator of its quality. My favorite part was when the tech bro villain flew into a lamppost. Hopefully life can imitate art in that way.
War of the Worlds (2025)
I half paid attention to this while playing the new Star Rail story and even that felt like more of my time than it deserved. Insultingly bad acting from everyone in the cast and another example of how desktop framing just doesn’t make for a good movie. Pristine un-cinema.
I half paid attention to this while playing the new Star Rail story and even that felt like more of my time than it deserved. Insultingly bad acting from everyone in the cast and another example of how desktop framing just doesn’t make for a good movie. Pristine un-cinema.
August 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
War of the Worlds (2025)
I half paid attention to this while playing the new Star Rail story and even that felt like more of my time than it deserved. Insultingly bad acting from everyone in the cast and another example of how desktop framing just doesn’t make for a good movie. Pristine un-cinema.
I half paid attention to this while playing the new Star Rail story and even that felt like more of my time than it deserved. Insultingly bad acting from everyone in the cast and another example of how desktop framing just doesn’t make for a good movie. Pristine un-cinema.
Fantastic 4: First Steps
Finally, a piece of F4 media to surpass the Stretch Royale. They really nailed the familial vibe of the team while giving each member time to shine in their own ways. I haven’t seen most post-Endgame stuff from Marvel, but I’m glad I bought the hype and checked this out.
Finally, a piece of F4 media to surpass the Stretch Royale. They really nailed the familial vibe of the team while giving each member time to shine in their own ways. I haven’t seen most post-Endgame stuff from Marvel, but I’m glad I bought the hype and checked this out.
July 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fantastic 4: First Steps
Finally, a piece of F4 media to surpass the Stretch Royale. They really nailed the familial vibe of the team while giving each member time to shine in their own ways. I haven’t seen most post-Endgame stuff from Marvel, but I’m glad I bought the hype and checked this out.
Finally, a piece of F4 media to surpass the Stretch Royale. They really nailed the familial vibe of the team while giving each member time to shine in their own ways. I haven’t seen most post-Endgame stuff from Marvel, but I’m glad I bought the hype and checked this out.
Donkey Kong Bananza
What a goddamn treat of a game, man. Some of the coolest, most satisfying moment-to-moment gameplay I’ve seen in a while, and a delightful main duo that I was super endeared to by the end. This deserves all the accolades Odyssey got and then some. Imma go buy some bananas now.
What a goddamn treat of a game, man. Some of the coolest, most satisfying moment-to-moment gameplay I’ve seen in a while, and a delightful main duo that I was super endeared to by the end. This deserves all the accolades Odyssey got and then some. Imma go buy some bananas now.
July 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Donkey Kong Bananza
What a goddamn treat of a game, man. Some of the coolest, most satisfying moment-to-moment gameplay I’ve seen in a while, and a delightful main duo that I was super endeared to by the end. This deserves all the accolades Odyssey got and then some. Imma go buy some bananas now.
What a goddamn treat of a game, man. Some of the coolest, most satisfying moment-to-moment gameplay I’ve seen in a while, and a delightful main duo that I was super endeared to by the end. This deserves all the accolades Odyssey got and then some. Imma go buy some bananas now.
Spider-Man VS Deku (DEATH BATTLE)
The visuals in the fight and the writing for the whole episode were on point, but I wasn't blown away by this one. Didn't feel very unique with two returners in one episode, and the combat felt weirdly slow for these two. I like it overall, but not a standout one.
The visuals in the fight and the writing for the whole episode were on point, but I wasn't blown away by this one. Didn't feel very unique with two returners in one episode, and the combat felt weirdly slow for these two. I like it overall, but not a standout one.
July 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Spider-Man VS Deku (DEATH BATTLE)
The visuals in the fight and the writing for the whole episode were on point, but I wasn't blown away by this one. Didn't feel very unique with two returners in one episode, and the combat felt weirdly slow for these two. I like it overall, but not a standout one.
The visuals in the fight and the writing for the whole episode were on point, but I wasn't blown away by this one. Didn't feel very unique with two returners in one episode, and the combat felt weirdly slow for these two. I like it overall, but not a standout one.