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GaggleOfHams
@gaggleofhams.bsky.social
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Being a ferret on the interwebs. Feed me your Cat6 cables
Occasional nudes (feel free to like/ reskeet 'em if you want❤️)
I like, follow, and reskeet nsfw stuff,
🔞 minors dni 🔞
25 (she/they)

Sona by @thekoboldking.bsky.social
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That's got to be the coolest monster transformation I've seen.
A meme from the cartoon "Kim Possible" of a blonde jock looking smug facing an extended mouth similar to a xenomorph's. The original caption reads: "Jackpot" the caption I've added in black over the extended mouth reads: "The most intimidating transformation I've seen"
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Feeling cute. I hope y'all are having a great day :)
#nudity #nsfw #irlnswf
A mirror selfie of me! I am standing with a hand resting on my raised hip next to the old adhesive outlines of my E patches. My junk, for your viewing pleasure, is lightly accentuated by my cross legged stance. My face is half obscured by my phone, showing only the bridge of my nose and smiling eyes.
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Almost 6 months to the day since I started and I'm so fucking glad every day I did. Some booba to celebrate 🥳
A close in picture of my chest. I have my grey and black striped undershirt raised to expose my breasts. My nipples and areolas, perky and thriving, catch the light from my ceiling fan. A small, triangular tuft of dark chest hair sits squarely above and in-between the peaks.
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Feeling surprisingly confident for once; so, here's a pic for #fatcockfriday

#nsfw #irlnsfw #fcf
A pic of me fresh out of the shower, showing off my peen. It is almost fully erect and hangs nearly straight down.
October 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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In other news: I got enough titty to do this now! Its maybe an inch past my actual chest, but thems definitely titties
A close-in shot of my left titty while I'm wearing a olive shirt and black plaid mini skirt, taken from directly above. My hand is slightly cupped, to better visualize the curve of my tit. My pc illuminates the background in a blue hue with its case lights.
September 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Sooo... got my first "Bad online conduct" email.

All I said was rip in piss to weapons-grade vaginal desicant
Hi there, A Bluesky account you control (@gaggleofhams.bsky.social) posted content that violates our Community Guidelines regarding violent or threatening speech. This includes, but is not limited to, the following: •⁠ ⁠Threats of violence or physical harm: This includes threats or encouragement of violence against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public. •⁠ ⁠Incitement of self-harm or suicide: Content that encourages self-harm or suicide. •⁠ ⁠Wishes of harm: Expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group. In addition, users may not use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to others. All users must be treated with respect. As a result of these violations, your post has been taken down. We encourage you to review our guidelines and ensure that your future posts comply with our policies. Continued violations may result in further action, including longer suspensions or permanent account removal. Thank you for doing your part to keep Bluesky a welcoming and empowering place for all users. If you have any questions or wish to appeal this decision, please email (bsky moderation email)
September 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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A green ferret for your consideration
A ferret fursona. They are colored in a variety of green hues against a blue-grey gradient background.
September 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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I beat Schedule-1's main quest last night. I was not expecting it to be as bright as it was.

#Schedule1Game #Schedule1Spoilers
A first-person screenshot from Schedule 1. An explosion occurs in the distance, sending debris sky-high. The blast illuminates the area in a blinding yellow light, turning the forest briefly into siluettes of conifferous trees. My character is holding an M1911 in a relaxed fashion
September 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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A screenshot of a Tumblr post made on july 2nd, 2018 by user "mistocho." It reads: "once I figure out how to hold a conversation, it's friendship for you bitches" The post had three hundred sixty-one thousand, nine hundred and fifty notes at time of the screenshot.
August 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Tits small enough they don't trigger the Bluesky nudity filter, smh
The "lables applied" tab on this post. The text reads: "Lables on your content You may appeal non-self tables if you feel they were placed in error. Sexually Suggestive Does not include nudity (Source: moderation.bsky) Adult Content Explicit sexual images (this lable was applied by you)
July 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Feeling good about myself tbh. It's nice to enjoy the meat mech for once. :)
A close in view of my chest. I'm wearing a flesh-tone front zip sports bra. I'm pulling slightly on the zipper tab with it half unzipped. A black headphone cord is in the shot. My fully exposed chest. My breasts only just cast shadows on the near side of them. A low and close, upward angle shot of my package. It is all lightly grasped in my hand with my bright pink thong encapsulating it. My public hair slightly protrudes from under my undies and my legs covered in light stubble.
July 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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In honor of #fcf here's a vid of said fc doing what it does best: making a mess
May 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Le tits for reference:
My chest. My nipples are puffy from my hrt, but have yet to actually grow
May 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I feel like mine's pretty generic, but let's see!

#irlnsfw #nsfw
My semi-erect penis A shot of the underside of my rod. This was from before I stopped shaving A pick from above with it turned slightly to the side to show off the shape of the glans more. I'm wearing a steel cock ring A more recent pic, with full bush
May 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Think I'll have just a bit of fun this morning ;)
My shorts are pulled down just enough to have my cock out. My pubes are long but well kept, and I am mid stroke with some skin just pulled over the coronal ridge An itty-bitty string of pre between my head and tip of my finger
May 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Got me some freshly shaved legs :)
Forgot how nice it is.
I'm wearing jeans, which are unzipped and pulled down to reveal a pair of blue briefs with a black waist band. My legs are freshly shaved while my belly still has hair. My legs are lightly creased from my jeans.
April 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Feeling clean, but still melancholic. Have some gock.
A picture of myself from midriff down. Most of my bottom half is obscured by a pale green towel. My penis, bush, and belly hair are center-stage. Shown at a low 3/4 angle A picture from my midriff down with my belly hair, bush, and penis the focus of the piece. The rest of my lower half is obscured y a pale green towel. It is from a high 3/4 angle
April 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I don't know why, but whenever I see the Bawls bottle shape neurons be firing...

I mean. It's studded..
A picture of a bottle of Bawls energy drink. The cap is silver, and the bottle is blue glass, with the body having studs molded into it.
April 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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No hog pics for #FCF, so have a happy #FlatFuckFriday
April 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Not comfortable with showing my face, but I think my fit looks pretty good :)
A picture of me from the neck to mid thigh. I'm wearing an oversize Deadpool hoodie and pink undies. My legs are spread to give a better look at what's between them
April 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Update:
Lived, but defo need to make an actual base for the next one.

Bow held its own surprisingly well, glad I brought extra feathers, though, because I needed to rearm halfway through.

Had to run across the street when the base collapsed and stood on bars to stay out of the mob.
A view of the previous horde base. It is half collapsed with rubble surrounding it.
March 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Alright, first horde night on my modded 7DtD playthrough. I may be cooked
A screenshot from my 7DtD playthrough. It's night 4, the fog is crimson from the rising of the blood moon. I stand on top of a horde base hastily converted from a detached garage. I have a bow, over 300 arrows, a pipe smg, bone knife, pipe shotgun, and a stack of molotovs. It is minutes from the start of horde night.
March 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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A gif of young Alphonse Elrich turning around and raising both arms in jubilation. The flashing caption reads: "FUCK YEAH!"
March 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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My hands are kinda big, so I wanted to give a better sense of scale. (Sticky notes for reference)
Another picture of my peen. I am holding a block of pink sticky notes for scale. I am a little more than twice the length.
March 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Happy #FatCockFriday everyone!
A picture of my erect member. My left foot is propped on a wooden crate to elevate my left leg. Thick thighs and a full bush are included in the picture.
March 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM