🤭

bill Clinton at that one party:

crazy that he posted this photo of the three of us…like babe!!! I thought we were keeping this a secret

Bikni

I’m getting chipotle hitting my pen and stopping at the local Ross dress for less

If I do Chipotle, I’d have to pay for the bowl in full but I get free queso and it’d net me enough points for a free bowl NEXT time. If I get Wendy’s I’d pay less for a biggie bag but I wouldn’t be as satisfied. OR I go to Taco Bell and pay a lot and feel like shit after

because it’s a crime against nature right right

This feels illegal to see

no shebecca don’t do this!!! this isn’t you!!!

Please spjörk (this autocorrected to sephiroth btw)

I’m not coming out of those hot tubs till I’m boiled

No I think it’s in the suburbs

yeah but it’s a medical condition

If this is how I die I’d be thrilled