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Matt McIntyre
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There’s always money in the banana stand
April 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
She has risen
April 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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intelligence is knowing “piece o’ pizza” and “pizza pizza” sound the same

wisdom is knowing never EVER to say the latter, it conjures little caesar himself into your home to kill you and your family
February 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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It's a tragedy.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Washington is full of rule-following valedictorians who were inspired by the West Wing and did Model UN and moot court and studied their heroes and who believe in using government to help people.

That's nice, but you need to learn how to swing on the illiterate bullies who steal lunch money.
January 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Mitch McConnell voting against Hegseth is like Hannibal Lecter becoming a vegetarian on his deathbed
January 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM