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Gabi
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Rhymes w Wasabi. Design & STS at YorkU. He/Him.

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Which one of you is buying a swingset along with THREE different trampolines??
May 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Started Challengers on my first flight but didn’t have time to finish it. Doesn’t seem like it’s on my second flight but maybe this is it?
December 25, 2024 at 6:29 AM
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Not what I signed up for!
December 12, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

(Shit, they got me)
Winnie the Pooh and piglet walk hand in hand. Piglet says, “argh not again! Is there anything worse than getting your foot all wet?” Winnie the Pooh and piglet walk hand in hand. Pooh says, “I reckon being waterboarded is probably worse.” Winnie the Pooh and piglet walk hand in hand. Piglet says, “Jesus, Pooh”
December 12, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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The Toronto Star’s gross negligence in publishing this headline is surpassed only by the Ford government’s deliberate erosion of Ontario universities.
Headline: Ford government promises to support universities as report warns of space crunch From the article: A spokesperson for Colleges and Universities Minister Nolan Quinn said in a statement that "funding for post-secondary institutions is higher than it's ever been. Earlier this year, our government invested $1.3 billion to stabilize the sector — the single biggest investment increase in over a decade." From the article: But overall, Ontario's universities receive the lowest per-student funding in the country. A report by the Ford government's own blue-ribbon expert panel, released a year ago, recommended an immediate 10 per cent increase in base funding, as well as allowing schools to raise tuition by five per cent. The government cut tuition by 10 per cent in 2019, and has frozen it since. Colleges and universities had expected some $2.5 billion over three years based on the panel recommendations; the province added about $1.3 billion. On Friday, the Ontario Undergraduate Student Alliance called the government's actions to date "disappointing."
November 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Siri, show me the most GenX TikTok comment ever.
Greg Fleming writes, with poor punctuation: “Better Than Ezra saw you guys at thr grand opening of th HardRock Cafe in Atlantic City ,they were amazing ! Mid 90's”
November 17, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Ontario hospitals lookin great.
A bandage used to tie a door open.
November 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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It me.
Screen cap from the show Shrinking. Harrison Ford’s character eating a baby carrot, says, “stupid fucking internet.”
October 29, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Super excited to unpack this heaping pile of trash w my infodes seminar next semester.
New York Times graph that is confusing and racist.
October 27, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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Don’t get me wrong—nothing wrong w furries! But…I was looking for this sort of content
A white dog lays on his side and gives a VERY strong side-eye
October 27, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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The first signs of spring
A slice of pizza in the crook of an otherwise bare tree. A slice of pizza in the crook of an otherwise bare tree.
February 7, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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A white dog rests his head on the arm of a grey couch chair
January 21, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Just opened my browser and was reminded that I have a toddler.
Google screenshot with “are pigeons afraid of sharks” in the search field.
September 4, 2023 at 3:09 AM
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Long weekend feels
A white dog lays on his back, sticks his tongue out, and holds his paws in the air.
August 7, 2023 at 1:19 AM
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Buck says good morning and thanks for taking him to the park.
A short white dog with red harness sits on concrete and pants with his tongue hanging out of his mouth.
July 30, 2023 at 4:35 PM
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God grant me the ability to snooze this hard.
A small white dog sleeps on his side with his right paw in the air, his ears pinned back, and his teeth showing.
July 25, 2023 at 11:43 PM
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Only just started this, but seems relevant to what you’re describing. I’m enjoying it so far!
Cover of Metagnosis: revelatory narratives of health and identity by Danielle Spencer
July 25, 2023 at 11:22 PM
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Yeah that’s a bit too on the nose for me.
Screenshot of text: the Canadian Society for Industrial/Organizational Psychology (CSIOP)
July 24, 2023 at 11:23 AM
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On my (university) office door. Care of Just Seeds.
An office door with a poster on it that has a graphic of a tree and the quote, “We live in capitalism—its power seems inescapable. But so did the divine right of kings” by Ursula K LeGuin.
July 19, 2023 at 5:07 PM
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Dog just found out I have work to do.
A white dog lays on his back with his paws in the air and his mouth wide open. He’s on top of my right foot.
July 19, 2023 at 1:48 PM
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When I grow up I hope to be a successful real estate agent who buys ad space on bike racks to show that I’m an ally.
Black iron bike rack with an ad poster. On the poster is a middle aged white man and the headline “Gender Identity & Expression is a human right!”
July 19, 2023 at 1:25 PM
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A white dog laying on a grey entryway bench. A close up of a white dog’s snout as he rests on a grey bench
July 18, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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Hello Monday my old friend.
A white dog with tan ears and brown nose and brown eyes lays on a bench with his head up and paws out in front. The photo is tightly cropped and he looks past the camera.
July 17, 2023 at 1:42 PM
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Monday is doing the Monday thing to me today so here is my toddler helping the dog extract as much kibble as possible from his food ball.
A child of about 4 wears a chef's hat and apron, both adorned with drawings of cats. He shakes an orange ball while a white dog with short legs looks intently at him.
July 10, 2023 at 3:45 PM
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Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie
A man sleeps with his head in a full pizza box. The caption reads, sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep, faster, reduces depression, and helps you live longer.
July 9, 2023 at 3:12 PM