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GabeTwoThousand
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the horrors are incomprehensible, yet I remain silly

(Illinois, US - he/him)
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
crocs got me movin serendipitously
(attempting a skrillex cover on banjo)
#skrillex #banjo #summit #bluegrass #clawhammer
September 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They're for "clawhammer" banjo. It's the original method for playing banjo. (The Scruggs style with 3 picks is actually a relatively new play style in comparison. It's just way more popular today). Here's a snippet
September 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You can tell I don't practice with these thimbles enough by how tarnished they are. I went out of my way to buy high quality brass reproductions of the ones that were commonly used for this style of playing in the past and then just using my nails instead. 🤦‍♂️
September 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You might be cool, but you'll never be as cool as this handmade alpaca wool akatsuki cloud print poncho I got at the native crafts tent at the state fair.
September 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Apparently Trump signed an EO to make it effectively illegal to burn the flag.

In completely unrelated news, I now have the sudden urge to buy several american flags. Couldn't tell ya why.
August 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
BASED
August 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Found this screenshot from 11 years ago. Weapons grade ooftonium. Technology used to be so fucking cool and not evil. Wtf happened man
August 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Me: "oh no I can't find my cat anywhere"

Conspicuously cat-shaped lump in the rug: "you should look under the couch"
August 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
New PC case and AIO.
Thermals are 10-20°C cooler on average ✌️

I really need a system upgrade tbh.
But tech companies have been on their AI grift grindset ever since I started looking for one so I've abstained.
July 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Found this crusty mp4 in an old folder labeled "skype memes". It's from a by-gone era when dudes with k-on profile pics weren't 99% nazis.
July 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
she
July 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
All you fascists bound to lose
June 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
recession indicator
June 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
First time at an Ollie's and found the most ominous throw pillow of all time for sale.
June 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
hehe georg washington big nose hehe
June 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Why does every Republican woman look like a demon wearing human skin. There's no humanity or life in their eyes, only malice. Makes me feel the same fight or flight response as when I see the Kenneth Copeland stare.
May 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
May 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is probably the craziest supercell I've ever seen and it happened last night at 10:34pm (CST).

I've never seen a debris ball and inflow jet so big that they can be distinguished on SITE RADAR from ~50 miles away.
April 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

hope his paid opposition ass stays out of politics from now on
April 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
30 years on this planet and I only started playing the banjo less than 1 of them ago (please be nice to me)
April 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Did a protest about it today
#handsoff2025
April 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
what are they talking about? probably bird stuff.
April 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
pokemon went to the polls
April 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
March 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM