the locness monster
@fxmaldehyde.bsky.social
my mom thinks i'm goofy
please do not piss me off today
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
please do not piss me off today
it's mad common in the midwest. they call it pop cuz if you leave it in your car when it's cold it'll pop open.*
*allegedly
*allegedly
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
it's mad common in the midwest. they call it pop cuz if you leave it in your car when it's cold it'll pop open.*
*allegedly
*allegedly
had us watch their sexual tension for 900 episodes like.......
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
had us watch their sexual tension for 900 episodes like.......
oh is that what it is-
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
oh is that what it is-
i hate when i look smth up and it's true 🥀
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i hate when i look smth up and it's true 🥀
bitch that's what that's from ?
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
bitch that's what that's from ?
oh these glasses eat
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
oh these glasses eat