the locness monster
@fxmaldehyde.bsky.social
my mom thinks i'm goofy
the high is 6 degrees today......
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
the high is 6 degrees today......
please do not piss me off today
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
please do not piss me off today
bitch that's what that's from ?
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
bitch that's what that's from ?
what's it like inside your head
October 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
what's it like inside your head
everyone point and laugh
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
everyone point and laugh
me strolling out of bed at noon: did i miss the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
me strolling out of bed at noon: did i miss the rapture
even my egg next to yours in the ovary knew bc i don't think i ever once perceived you as straight....
September 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
even my egg next to yours in the ovary knew bc i don't think i ever once perceived you as straight....
who is y'all this is still in my rotation
August 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
who is y'all this is still in my rotation
the guy i interviewed with this morning accepted my linkedin connection
July 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the guy i interviewed with this morning accepted my linkedin connection
THIS HEART
IT BEATS
BEATS FOR ONLY YOU
MY HEAAAARRTTTT IS YOOUUURRRSSSS
IT BEATS
BEATS FOR ONLY YOU
MY HEAAAARRTTTT IS YOOUUURRRSSSS
July 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
THIS HEART
IT BEATS
BEATS FOR ONLY YOU
MY HEAAAARRTTTT IS YOOUUURRRSSSS
IT BEATS
BEATS FOR ONLY YOU
MY HEAAAARRTTTT IS YOOUUURRRSSSS
sighs
chromokoooooooopia.....
chromokoooooooopia.....
July 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
sighs
chromokoooooooopia.....
chromokoooooooopia.....
me getting ready for plans i agreed to
June 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
me getting ready for plans i agreed to
me leaving work knowing im off until tuesday
May 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
me leaving work knowing im off until tuesday
if i tell you how to say my name more than twice and you still continue to say it incorrectly i should be able to do this
May 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
if i tell you how to say my name more than twice and you still continue to say it incorrectly i should be able to do this
you don't need even in arcadia on vinyl you just bought three
May 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
you don't need even in arcadia on vinyl you just bought three
I'M TIRED OF INCOMPETENT MEN MAKING MY JOB HARDER
May 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'M TIRED OF INCOMPETENT MEN MAKING MY JOB HARDER
If you were killed in a video game, what loot would you dropm
May 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you were killed in a video game, what loot would you dropm
AND SHE WIIIIIIILLLLLL BE LOOOOOOVED
May 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
AND SHE WIIIIIIILLLLLL BE LOOOOOOVED
strobe lights make everything.....sexier....
April 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
strobe lights make everything.....sexier....
idk what was being said here but ik it was some bullshit ft. my mom
April 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
idk what was being said here but ik it was some bullshit ft. my mom
i really gotta work my entire adult life ?
April 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i really gotta work my entire adult life ?
when the edible you forgot abt hits
April 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
when the edible you forgot abt hits
sent my local white woman obsessed with diet coke this post and this was her response
March 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
sent my local white woman obsessed with diet coke this post and this was her response
