fuzzy gaijin
@fuzzygaijin.bsky.social
long distance gaijin father of baby baby & monkey man, musician, artist, gamer, philosopher, swearer, half assed viking, old fart metalhead. Sylvester's butt scratcher.🤘🎸🗽👺🍺
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mom gave me one of my stepdad's watches. he died a couple months ago.
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
mom gave me one of my stepdad's watches. he died a couple months ago.
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
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The Otesaga in Cooperstown has been ranked as the sixth best hotel in the nation for the holiday season by USA Today.
The Otesaga in Cooperstown Ranked 6th Best Hotel for Holidays
The Otesaga in Cooperstown has been ranked as the sixth best hotel in the nation for the holiday season by USA Today.
www.wktv.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Otesaga in Cooperstown has been ranked as the sixth best hotel in the nation for the holiday season by USA Today.
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Schools across New York State have served over 150 million free meals since September, thanks to the Universal School Meals law.
150 Million+ Free Meals Served to New York Students
Schools across New York State have served over 150 million free meals since September, thanks to the Universal School Meals law.
www.wktv.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Schools across New York State have served over 150 million free meals since September, thanks to the Universal School Meals law.
"Hey Sloppy Moe, what do you know?"
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Hey Sloppy Moe, what do you know?"
Just when you think those guys couldn't get any worse!! This mother fucker steps up and says "hold my UC!"
A former corrections officer, awaiting sentencing in the death of an inmate, was arrested again.
Grand Jury Indicts Utica Man in Sexual Assault Investigation
A former corrections officer, awaiting sentencing in the death of an inmate, was arrested again.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just when you think those guys couldn't get any worse!! This mother fucker steps up and says "hold my UC!"
Oohhh! That fuzzy little guy just knows NY has got da beat fuckin pie!
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oohhh! That fuzzy little guy just knows NY has got da beat fuckin pie!
I was playing with the Ratt and the power went out...& 🌬️ 🌧️ ⚡...now the power is back I'll try Orion and see if it pleases the old gods
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I was playing with the Ratt and the power went out...& 🌬️ 🌧️ ⚡...now the power is back I'll try Orion and see if it pleases the old gods
friggin locking nuts!
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
friggin locking nuts!
🎶🎤 "Brown control to Major Turd."
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
🎶🎤 "Brown control to Major Turd."
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Tonight's top 10 "Snappy answers to stupid questions!" Starting with
#1 hey fuck you!
#2 what?
#3 WTF?!
#4 huh?
#5 who me?!
#6 yeah no way man no! BS!"
#7 I don't know
#8 #7 but all snotty and dramatic.
#9 smelling finger, "this...this smell to you? Hey get over here!"
#10 I dont care damnit!
#1 hey fuck you!
#2 what?
#3 WTF?!
#4 huh?
#5 who me?!
#6 yeah no way man no! BS!"
#7 I don't know
#8 #7 but all snotty and dramatic.
#9 smelling finger, "this...this smell to you? Hey get over here!"
#10 I dont care damnit!
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Tonight's top 10 "Snappy answers to stupid questions!" Starting with
#1 hey fuck you!
#2 what?
#3 WTF?!
#4 huh?
#5 who me?!
#6 yeah no way man no! BS!"
#7 I don't know
#8 #7 but all snotty and dramatic.
#9 smelling finger, "this...this smell to you? Hey get over here!"
#10 I dont care damnit!
#1 hey fuck you!
#2 what?
#3 WTF?!
#4 huh?
#5 who me?!
#6 yeah no way man no! BS!"
#7 I don't know
#8 #7 but all snotty and dramatic.
#9 smelling finger, "this...this smell to you? Hey get over here!"
#10 I dont care damnit!
"Yeah? What about that time we found you naked with a bowl of Jell-O?!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Yeah? What about that time we found you naked with a bowl of Jell-O?!"
"you like movies about gladiators?"
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"you like movies about gladiators?"
modern country mu-sick sucks rotten moose knuckle.
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
modern country mu-sick sucks rotten moose knuckle.
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this might be the greatest line reading of all time
Ace Frehley - Dunkin' Donuts Commercial 2007 (Upscaled)
YouTube video by TheKISSFanatic
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November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this might be the greatest line reading of all time
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The 🇺🇸 American pre-Code
musical black comedy film "DUCK SOUP" directed by Leo McCarey and starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo in his final film appearance) was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1933
🎬 Paramount Pictures
musical black comedy film "DUCK SOUP" directed by Leo McCarey and starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo in his final film appearance) was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1933
🎬 Paramount Pictures
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The 🇺🇸 American pre-Code
musical black comedy film "DUCK SOUP" directed by Leo McCarey and starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo in his final film appearance) was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1933
🎬 Paramount Pictures
musical black comedy film "DUCK SOUP" directed by Leo McCarey and starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo in his final film appearance) was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1933
🎬 Paramount Pictures
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The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Yes but does the carpet match the drapes?
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yes but does the carpet match the drapes?
So i traded in that "run for the hills" Jackson Strat and a case towards an Edwards made in Japan Slash Les Paul rip off for me (lol) und they had a lefty Gretsch so I got it for my best friend as an early Xmas gift. Now he can do Malcolm Young style stuff.
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So i traded in that "run for the hills" Jackson Strat and a case towards an Edwards made in Japan Slash Les Paul rip off for me (lol) und they had a lefty Gretsch so I got it for my best friend as an early Xmas gift. Now he can do Malcolm Young style stuff.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster built my hotrod. Ramen.
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Flying Spaghetti Monster built my hotrod. Ramen.