Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈
@fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social
18+\NSFW- (They/He)
Mid-thirties Hairy Queer Forest Spirit
Nerdy
Boston Area
Mid-thirties Hairy Queer Forest Spirit
Nerdy
Boston Area
I will touch native ground cover AND dick though!
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I will touch native ground cover AND dick though!
Will offer sexual favors to anyone who can find my missing house key. The rest of my keys are on my keychain, it’s only my house one that’s MIA
October 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Will offer sexual favors to anyone who can find my missing house key. The rest of my keys are on my keychain, it’s only my house one that’s MIA
October 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Getting distracted during my WFH day
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Getting distracted during my WFH day
Really wanna bounce on someone right now
September 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Really wanna bounce on someone right now
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Just a little fun before I have company join me. Didn’t think how much the water would enhance my furriness 🫣
September 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Sent to a bloomf first. Long summer, haven’t been feeling the best, gonna post stuff more often :)
August 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sent to a bloomf first. Long summer, haven’t been feeling the best, gonna post stuff more often :)
Sent this to a bloomf and he said he was going to do many wonderful things to me 😈 (he was a lot more explicit)
May 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Sent this to a bloomf and he said he was going to do many wonderful things to me 😈 (he was a lot more explicit)
Can someone come fuck this sick out of me? I’m tired of coughing
May 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Can someone come fuck this sick out of me? I’m tired of coughing
Had a co-worker ask to see pictures of my yard project on my phone today. Had to quickly hold the phone close to my chest while going through my photo stream. Cause… you know 🍑🍆
May 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Had a co-worker ask to see pictures of my yard project on my phone today. Had to quickly hold the phone close to my chest while going through my photo stream. Cause… you know 🍑🍆
Sent to oomfs, who said “so you’re asking to get your cheeks clapped, correct?”
Yes- definitely yes.
Yes- definitely yes.
May 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sent to oomfs, who said “so you’re asking to get your cheeks clapped, correct?”
Yes- definitely yes.
Yes- definitely yes.
Woke up to myself jerking off in my sleep. I think it’s a sign my balls need to be emptied
May 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Woke up to myself jerking off in my sleep. I think it’s a sign my balls need to be emptied
It’s Friday and I’m feeling playful. The octopi treat me right, and so should you!
May 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s Friday and I’m feeling playful. The octopi treat me right, and so should you!
I think co-star is telling me to be a party bottom
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I think co-star is telling me to be a party bottom
For some reason my For You on bsky is always porn, porn, porn, random rabbit, porn again.
I don’t know how rabbits got into my algorithm.
I don’t know how rabbits got into my algorithm.
May 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
For some reason my For You on bsky is always porn, porn, porn, random rabbit, porn again.
I don’t know how rabbits got into my algorithm.
I don’t know how rabbits got into my algorithm.
How come repairman visits to my house never end the way porn led me to believe they would end? I’m more than happy to offer my goods for his service
April 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How come repairman visits to my house never end the way porn led me to believe they would end? I’m more than happy to offer my goods for his service
Fuck terfs
Fuck terfs
Fuck terfs
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Fuck terfs
Something something Easter… eggs… risen… something #hairybutt
April 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Something something Easter… eggs… risen… something #hairybutt
I need him to fill me with his… (I’ve never been Christian so I’m not sure the correct follow-up). Love? Joy? Holiness?
April 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I need him to fill me with his… (I’ve never been Christian so I’m not sure the correct follow-up). Love? Joy? Holiness?
I could be down with this
April 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I could be down with this
Just so you have a reference for what dream ex-roommate was plowing into
April 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just so you have a reference for what dream ex-roommate was plowing into
I had a dream that I was getting railed by an old college roommate last night. I always thought he’d make a good top, and last night dream confirmed it.
I feel like my prostate has been tingly all day because of it 😬
I feel like my prostate has been tingly all day because of it 😬
April 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I had a dream that I was getting railed by an old college roommate last night. I always thought he’d make a good top, and last night dream confirmed it.
I feel like my prostate has been tingly all day because of it 😬
I feel like my prostate has been tingly all day because of it 😬
Reposted by Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈
Just some horny pups doing what they do best. After @pupperdante.bsky.social put a couple loads in @frostfolsky.bsky.social, it was my turn and I took 2+ hours with my thick hog in him before dropping a load of my own in there. Good dogs all around. 😈🥵
Vid by @pupperdante.bsky.social
Vid by @pupperdante.bsky.social
April 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Just some horny pups doing what they do best. After @pupperdante.bsky.social put a couple loads in @frostfolsky.bsky.social, it was my turn and I took 2+ hours with my thick hog in him before dropping a load of my own in there. Good dogs all around. 😈🥵
Vid by @pupperdante.bsky.social
Vid by @pupperdante.bsky.social
Given that I’ve been sick the last half week, what I really need is for a cute guy to straddle me and milk a load out of me with their hole of choice. It’s not much to ask, right?
April 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Given that I’ve been sick the last half week, what I really need is for a cute guy to straddle me and milk a load out of me with their hole of choice. It’s not much to ask, right?
No thank you
April 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
No thank you