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55 year old menopausal mess 😘
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Next door playing the Flying Pickets 👀
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Next door playing the Flying Pickets 👀
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Shame there’s no eliminations this week on #Strictly
I’d have been quite happy for both Lewis and Amber to fuck off
Celebs chaining to have no dance experience can all fuck off
I’d have been quite happy for both Lewis and Amber to fuck off
Celebs chaining to have no dance experience can all fuck off
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shame there’s no eliminations this week on #Strictly
I’d have been quite happy for both Lewis and Amber to fuck off
Celebs chaining to have no dance experience can all fuck off
I’d have been quite happy for both Lewis and Amber to fuck off
Celebs chaining to have no dance experience can all fuck off
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In bed, windows open, listening to the rain
Bliss
Bliss
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
In bed, windows open, listening to the rain
Bliss
Bliss
Everyone I know that’s either had or has a dog has said “never again”
My hairdresser has a gorgeous Cockerpoo and said exactly that today
Puts me off having any pets at all to be honest
My hairdresser has a gorgeous Cockerpoo and said exactly that today
Puts me off having any pets at all to be honest
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Everyone I know that’s either had or has a dog has said “never again”
My hairdresser has a gorgeous Cockerpoo and said exactly that today
Puts me off having any pets at all to be honest
My hairdresser has a gorgeous Cockerpoo and said exactly that today
Puts me off having any pets at all to be honest
I hated the Mel & Sue combo but I’ve loved Mel since she’s flown solo
She should be the permanent host on #Pointless
Can’t get the milkmaid skit of Eurovision out of my head but I like her a lot
She should be the permanent host on #Pointless
Can’t get the milkmaid skit of Eurovision out of my head but I like her a lot
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hated the Mel & Sue combo but I’ve loved Mel since she’s flown solo
She should be the permanent host on #Pointless
Can’t get the milkmaid skit of Eurovision out of my head but I like her a lot
She should be the permanent host on #Pointless
Can’t get the milkmaid skit of Eurovision out of my head but I like her a lot
Brother fave me a table that he doesn’t use and I LOVE IT
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Brother fave me a table that he doesn’t use and I LOVE IT
Feeling oddly content tonight
That means tomorrow’s gonna be a shit show right?
That means tomorrow’s gonna be a shit show right?
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Feeling oddly content tonight
That means tomorrow’s gonna be a shit show right?
That means tomorrow’s gonna be a shit show right?
Homemade carrot soup with tiger bread for lunch
As you can see, it was delicious
As you can see, it was delicious
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Homemade carrot soup with tiger bread for lunch
As you can see, it was delicious
As you can see, it was delicious
Fleur on It Takes Two confirming what dance La Voix is doing on #Strictly this weekend but isn’t she out because of injury 🤔
I thought It Takes Two was also live
I thought It Takes Two was also live
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Fleur on It Takes Two confirming what dance La Voix is doing on #Strictly this weekend but isn’t she out because of injury 🤔
I thought It Takes Two was also live
I thought It Takes Two was also live
Dancers playing the part of “celebrities with no dance experience“ are killing #Strictly
Feels like after this year it’ll need mouth to mouth to give it any hope to continue successfully
Feels like after this year it’ll need mouth to mouth to give it any hope to continue successfully
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Dancers playing the part of “celebrities with no dance experience“ are killing #Strictly
Feels like after this year it’ll need mouth to mouth to give it any hope to continue successfully
Feels like after this year it’ll need mouth to mouth to give it any hope to continue successfully
It always feels like Alexis makes her dance with George about her…she never seems to choreograph a dance to show him off
It should be about showing his capabilities…and it just seems like she’s all “me, me, me”
Struggling to make it through without flicking tonight #Strictly
It should be about showing his capabilities…and it just seems like she’s all “me, me, me”
Struggling to make it through without flicking tonight #Strictly
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It always feels like Alexis makes her dance with George about her…she never seems to choreograph a dance to show him off
It should be about showing his capabilities…and it just seems like she’s all “me, me, me”
Struggling to make it through without flicking tonight #Strictly
It should be about showing his capabilities…and it just seems like she’s all “me, me, me”
Struggling to make it through without flicking tonight #Strictly
Ordered prescription goggles from chAvSDA
Only £19
I expect they’ll let water in
At that price I might consider wearing them instead of regular glasses though
Only £19
I expect they’ll let water in
At that price I might consider wearing them instead of regular glasses though
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November 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Ordered prescription goggles from chAvSDA
Only £19
I expect they’ll let water in
At that price I might consider wearing them instead of regular glasses though
Only £19
I expect they’ll let water in
At that price I might consider wearing them instead of regular glasses though
Mel: Why did you want to write this book Tom
Truth: Because I’ve got a fucking huge mortgage to pay
Keeping it real #ChildrenInNeed
Truth: Because I’ve got a fucking huge mortgage to pay
Keeping it real #ChildrenInNeed
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mel: Why did you want to write this book Tom
Truth: Because I’ve got a fucking huge mortgage to pay
Keeping it real #ChildrenInNeed
Truth: Because I’ve got a fucking huge mortgage to pay
Keeping it real #ChildrenInNeed
If you listen really carefully you can hear the bottoms of barrels being scraped across the BBC
#ChildrenInNeed has plummeted to new depths this year
Utter shite
#ChildrenInNeed has plummeted to new depths this year
Utter shite
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you listen really carefully you can hear the bottoms of barrels being scraped across the BBC
#ChildrenInNeed has plummeted to new depths this year
Utter shite
#ChildrenInNeed has plummeted to new depths this year
Utter shite
And just like that…I can’t breath through my nose
I predict an illness
I predict an illness
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November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
And just like that…I can’t breath through my nose
I predict an illness
I predict an illness
Was looking for a small knife in #Tesco
Me: Hi…do you sell small kitchen knives
Assistant (in broken english): You need get leaflet
M: A leaflet?
Ass: Leaflet from aisle
M: A leaflet for what?
Ass (walking away): Get leaflet
M: Thank you…you’ve been very helpful
Fuck it…I’ll try Sainsburys
Me: Hi…do you sell small kitchen knives
Assistant (in broken english): You need get leaflet
M: A leaflet?
Ass: Leaflet from aisle
M: A leaflet for what?
Ass (walking away): Get leaflet
M: Thank you…you’ve been very helpful
Fuck it…I’ll try Sainsburys
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Was looking for a small knife in #Tesco
Me: Hi…do you sell small kitchen knives
Assistant (in broken english): You need get leaflet
M: A leaflet?
Ass: Leaflet from aisle
M: A leaflet for what?
Ass (walking away): Get leaflet
M: Thank you…you’ve been very helpful
Fuck it…I’ll try Sainsburys
Me: Hi…do you sell small kitchen knives
Assistant (in broken english): You need get leaflet
M: A leaflet?
Ass: Leaflet from aisle
M: A leaflet for what?
Ass (walking away): Get leaflet
M: Thank you…you’ve been very helpful
Fuck it…I’ll try Sainsburys
I’ve had cooler baths than the pool this morning
Caused confusion and conflict amongst the pensioners
Caused confusion and conflict amongst the pensioners
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I’ve had cooler baths than the pool this morning
Caused confusion and conflict amongst the pensioners
Caused confusion and conflict amongst the pensioners
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’ve become less of a talker at more of a watcher in every day life
Interesting how people behave around others I thought they liked and cared about
#Ramblings
Interesting how people behave around others I thought they liked and cared about
#Ramblings
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’ve become less of a talker at more of a watcher in every day life
Interesting how people behave around others I thought they liked and cared about
#Ramblings
Interesting how people behave around others I thought they liked and cared about
#Ramblings
Jeez does this guy know anything about his chosen subject
#Mastermind fail
He’l probably wind up winning
#Mastermind fail
He’l probably wind up winning
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Jeez does this guy know anything about his chosen subject
#Mastermind fail
He’l probably wind up winning
#Mastermind fail
He’l probably wind up winning
Just woke from such a good nap that I thought it was tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just woke from such a good nap that I thought it was tomorrow
This is ridiculous…no idea how the fuck I’m doing this
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November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This is ridiculous…no idea how the fuck I’m doing this
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