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55 year old menopausal mess 😘
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I don’t think Shirley can hold a conversation without her hands getting involved

Adding the #Strictly for those that block it
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dancers playing the part of “celebrities with no dance experience“ are killing #Strictly

Feels like after this year it’ll need mouth to mouth to give it any hope to continue successfully
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It always feels like Alexis makes her dance with George about her…she never seems to choreograph a dance to show him off

It should be about showing his capabilities…and it just seems like she’s all “me, me, me”

Struggling to make it through without flicking tonight #Strictly
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ordered prescription goggles from chAvSDA

Only £19

I expect they’ll let water in

At that price I might consider wearing them instead of regular glasses though
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November 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Mel: Why did you want to write this book Tom

Truth: Because I’ve got a fucking huge mortgage to pay

Keeping it real #ChildrenInNeed
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you listen really carefully you can hear the bottoms of barrels being scraped across the BBC

#ChildrenInNeed has plummeted to new depths this year

Utter shite
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
And just like that…I can’t breath through my nose

I predict an illness
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November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Was looking for a small knife in #Tesco

Me: Hi…do you sell small kitchen knives
Assistant (in broken english): You need get leaflet
M: A leaflet?
Ass: Leaflet from aisle
M: A leaflet for what?
Ass (walking away): Get leaflet
M: Thank you…you’ve been very helpful

Fuck it…I’ll try Sainsburys
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’ve had cooler baths than the pool this morning

Caused confusion and conflict amongst the pensioners
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Season 5 of #SlowHorses is something I shouldn’t have

Lost its buzz
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’ve become less of a talker at more of a watcher in every day life

Interesting how people behave around others I thought they liked and cared about

#Ramblings
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Jeez does this guy know anything about his chosen subject

#Mastermind fail

He’l probably wind up winning
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just woke from such a good nap that I thought it was tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is ridiculous…no idea how the fuck I’m doing this

#Polygonle 1195 🎯/6︎
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November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Car tax was £497.50 last year 😞

This year it’s £195 😏

The difference now the car’s five years old is huge eh

I thought it was a mistake

Some things really do improve with age…the cars new name is Silver Fox💋
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I should be flattered that neighbours opposite me, in a small cut-de-sac, have opted to have the exact same blinds as me in their house right 😠 He was employed by my builder so did some work round here…wonder If their furniture matches mine too
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
M’off for an eyelash tint, an eyebrow wax (and tint) and a cleansing facial

I love being a girl
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone.

2011
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Bed changed by 8:30am 💪🏼
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I’d say that today must be brining good things after this #GotItInOne result but it‘s actually going to be up there amongst the worst of my life

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November 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
55

Single

Live alone

Lost all interest in men

Think I might need a few cats

#CrazyCatLady
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This is my time to beat 💪🏼

Pips #78 Medium 🟡
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November 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The Westend dancer scored 40 and got through to next week on #Strictly

Shocker
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Anyone ever seen George from #Strictly snd Joe Tate from #Emmerdale in the same room

Uncanny
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Still cannot receive DMs…the age check thing not able to access my camera to count my wrinkles 👵🏻
November 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM