Karen, Kaz, Oi, You…
@fuxxxache.bsky.social
55 year old menopausal mess 😘
Pinned
Dancers playing the part of “celebrities with no dance experience“ are killing #Strictly
Feels like after this year it’ll need mouth to mouth to give it any hope to continue successfully
Feels like after this year it’ll need mouth to mouth to give it any hope to continue successfully
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Dancers playing the part of “celebrities with no dance experience“ are killing #Strictly
Feels like after this year it’ll need mouth to mouth to give it any hope to continue successfully
Feels like after this year it’ll need mouth to mouth to give it any hope to continue successfully
It always feels like Alexis makes her dance with George about her…she never seems to choreograph a dance to show him off
It should be about showing his capabilities…and it just seems like she’s all “me, me, me”
Struggling to make it through without flicking tonight #Strictly
It should be about showing his capabilities…and it just seems like she’s all “me, me, me”
Struggling to make it through without flicking tonight #Strictly
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It always feels like Alexis makes her dance with George about her…she never seems to choreograph a dance to show him off
It should be about showing his capabilities…and it just seems like she’s all “me, me, me”
Struggling to make it through without flicking tonight #Strictly
It should be about showing his capabilities…and it just seems like she’s all “me, me, me”
Struggling to make it through without flicking tonight #Strictly
Ordered prescription goggles from chAvSDA
Only £19
I expect they’ll let water in
At that price I might consider wearing them instead of regular glasses though
Only £19
I expect they’ll let water in
At that price I might consider wearing them instead of regular glasses though
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November 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Ordered prescription goggles from chAvSDA
Only £19
I expect they’ll let water in
At that price I might consider wearing them instead of regular glasses though
Only £19
I expect they’ll let water in
At that price I might consider wearing them instead of regular glasses though
Mel: Why did you want to write this book Tom
Truth: Because I’ve got a fucking huge mortgage to pay
Keeping it real #ChildrenInNeed
Truth: Because I’ve got a fucking huge mortgage to pay
Keeping it real #ChildrenInNeed
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mel: Why did you want to write this book Tom
Truth: Because I’ve got a fucking huge mortgage to pay
Keeping it real #ChildrenInNeed
Truth: Because I’ve got a fucking huge mortgage to pay
Keeping it real #ChildrenInNeed
If you listen really carefully you can hear the bottoms of barrels being scraped across the BBC
#ChildrenInNeed has plummeted to new depths this year
Utter shite
#ChildrenInNeed has plummeted to new depths this year
Utter shite
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you listen really carefully you can hear the bottoms of barrels being scraped across the BBC
#ChildrenInNeed has plummeted to new depths this year
Utter shite
#ChildrenInNeed has plummeted to new depths this year
Utter shite
And just like that…I can’t breath through my nose
I predict an illness
I predict an illness
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November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
And just like that…I can’t breath through my nose
I predict an illness
I predict an illness
Was looking for a small knife in #Tesco
Me: Hi…do you sell small kitchen knives
Assistant (in broken english): You need get leaflet
M: A leaflet?
Ass: Leaflet from aisle
M: A leaflet for what?
Ass (walking away): Get leaflet
M: Thank you…you’ve been very helpful
Fuck it…I’ll try Sainsburys
Me: Hi…do you sell small kitchen knives
Assistant (in broken english): You need get leaflet
M: A leaflet?
Ass: Leaflet from aisle
M: A leaflet for what?
Ass (walking away): Get leaflet
M: Thank you…you’ve been very helpful
Fuck it…I’ll try Sainsburys
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Was looking for a small knife in #Tesco
Me: Hi…do you sell small kitchen knives
Assistant (in broken english): You need get leaflet
M: A leaflet?
Ass: Leaflet from aisle
M: A leaflet for what?
Ass (walking away): Get leaflet
M: Thank you…you’ve been very helpful
Fuck it…I’ll try Sainsburys
Me: Hi…do you sell small kitchen knives
Assistant (in broken english): You need get leaflet
M: A leaflet?
Ass: Leaflet from aisle
M: A leaflet for what?
Ass (walking away): Get leaflet
M: Thank you…you’ve been very helpful
Fuck it…I’ll try Sainsburys
I’ve had cooler baths than the pool this morning
Caused confusion and conflict amongst the pensioners
Caused confusion and conflict amongst the pensioners
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I’ve had cooler baths than the pool this morning
Caused confusion and conflict amongst the pensioners
Caused confusion and conflict amongst the pensioners
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’ve become less of a talker at more of a watcher in every day life
Interesting how people behave around others I thought they liked and cared about
#Ramblings
Interesting how people behave around others I thought they liked and cared about
#Ramblings
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’ve become less of a talker at more of a watcher in every day life
Interesting how people behave around others I thought they liked and cared about
#Ramblings
Interesting how people behave around others I thought they liked and cared about
#Ramblings
Jeez does this guy know anything about his chosen subject
#Mastermind fail
He’l probably wind up winning
#Mastermind fail
He’l probably wind up winning
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Jeez does this guy know anything about his chosen subject
#Mastermind fail
He’l probably wind up winning
#Mastermind fail
He’l probably wind up winning
Just woke from such a good nap that I thought it was tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just woke from such a good nap that I thought it was tomorrow
This is ridiculous…no idea how the fuck I’m doing this
#Polygonle 1195 🎯/6︎
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🔥 streak:23
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November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This is ridiculous…no idea how the fuck I’m doing this
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Car tax was £497.50 last year 😞
This year it’s £195 😏
The difference now the car’s five years old is huge eh
I thought it was a mistake
Some things really do improve with age…the cars new name is Silver Fox💋
This year it’s £195 😏
The difference now the car’s five years old is huge eh
I thought it was a mistake
Some things really do improve with age…the cars new name is Silver Fox💋
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Car tax was £497.50 last year 😞
This year it’s £195 😏
The difference now the car’s five years old is huge eh
I thought it was a mistake
Some things really do improve with age…the cars new name is Silver Fox💋
This year it’s £195 😏
The difference now the car’s five years old is huge eh
I thought it was a mistake
Some things really do improve with age…the cars new name is Silver Fox💋
I should be flattered that neighbours opposite me, in a small cut-de-sac, have opted to have the exact same blinds as me in their house right 😠 He was employed by my builder so did some work round here…wonder If their furniture matches mine too
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I should be flattered that neighbours opposite me, in a small cut-de-sac, have opted to have the exact same blinds as me in their house right 😠 He was employed by my builder so did some work round here…wonder If their furniture matches mine too
M’off for an eyelash tint, an eyebrow wax (and tint) and a cleansing facial
I love being a girl
I love being a girl
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
M’off for an eyelash tint, an eyebrow wax (and tint) and a cleansing facial
I love being a girl
I love being a girl
Oldest selfie on my phone.
2011
2011
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Oldest selfie on my phone.
2011
2011
Bed changed by 8:30am 💪🏼
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Bed changed by 8:30am 💪🏼
I’d say that today must be brining good things after this #GotItInOne result but it‘s actually going to be up there amongst the worst of my life
#Polygonle 1193 🎯/6︎
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🔥 streak:21
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🔥 streak:21
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I’d say that today must be brining good things after this #GotItInOne result but it‘s actually going to be up there amongst the worst of my life
#Polygonle 1193 🎯/6︎
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🔥 streak:21
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🔥 streak:21
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This is my time to beat 💪🏼
Pips #78 Medium 🟡
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November 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This is my time to beat 💪🏼
Pips #78 Medium 🟡
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November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Still cannot receive DMs…the age check thing not able to access my camera to count my wrinkles 👵🏻
November 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Still cannot receive DMs…the age check thing not able to access my camera to count my wrinkles 👵🏻