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almost a doctor
@futuresillydoc.bsky.social
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ms2 • completely undecided on speciality • low income/first-gen med student • 28 • she/her
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Two months into M2 year, cardiopulm exam next week, CBSE coming up, weathers been gloomy, all my professors are annoying me, my period is gonna start any moment
Lisa Simpson looking frazzled in the fetal position.
September 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Florida and Houston going to the championship
A man in Duke University T-shirt holds a gun to his head. I believe it’s from the show White Lotus
April 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Post a warning
A handwritten sign in a gas station bathroom that said “Please Cover tissue paper n trash after u wipe Ass! Thank You”
March 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Finally a politician is doing some good posting
March 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Have yall heard of the monkey dong? Now you have
A screenshot of a PowerPoint. The first slide describes a “monkey dong” as a means to fake a supervised urine drug screen. The second slide gives timelines for when marijuana and cocaine are no longer detectable.
March 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I need someone to tell me NOT to adopt this cute lil chihuahua mix because I’m in med school and DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR A DOG!!!!!
A brown chiweenie mix wearing a tiny hat. 4 year old female Chihuahua needing to be rehomed. Current owner is 81 year old that had open heart surgery and can't care for her any more. She has lived with cats and dogs previously. She is newspaper/pee pad trained for pottying. She has had regular visits care. She does have some trust issues and would need someone with a lot of patience. Once she trusts you she is very loving. Located in [redacted city]
March 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Hooray! (I haven’t felt the touch of a man in many moons)
A MyChart result of a negative pregnancy test.
February 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This is the face of a girl who just crop dusted me
Rosie, my tabby-calico cat. Her eyes are lidded and she’s about to fall asleep. She rests one paw on my arm, pretending that she is innocent.
January 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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What is it, 2002?
A red Hyundai veloster with a bumper sticker that reads “no fat chicks”
January 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Another one
I spelled “unorganized” as “unorganzide”
January 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Being dyslexic and a horrible spelling is sometimes very funny (notes from my cardio phys class)
A screenshot of notes. I spelled “reperfusion” as “reperfushion”
January 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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who up gettin they pap smeared
A picture of my legs in a doctors office. There is a curtain to my left. I am laying on the examination table. There is a white drape over my legs, covering the undressed bottom half of my body. I’m wearing black socks. My jeans and underwear are folded up on a chair in front of me.
January 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Yall I went to Krispy Kreme because the hot light was on and I got the Sunday scaries. I asked how much two were, they said glazed are BOGO when the light is on, so $2.13. Dug out enough change from my center console. But when I got to the window they just gave me my doughnuts for free 😭😭😭
A box of two fresh glazed doughnuts from Krispy Kreme.
January 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Someone catapult me into the sun
A screenshot of the Apple App Store, where the Home Screen is entirely AI advertisements.
December 29, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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My brother’s dog, Mercury
December 26, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Don’t you hate when you listen to a song for the first time in years and the lyrics kinda suck
Lyric screenshot to the song “1, 2 Step” by Ciara. Uses the r slur
December 13, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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Cute animal alert!!!! My dad has a trail cam and it caught a deer watching it snow
A screenshot of a conversation with my mom. She sent me a picture with the message “dad caught a deer watching it snow on camera” A black and wait trail cam picture of a male deer looking up at the sky. He stands in a small clearing. There are fat snow flakes falling. There are bare trees in the background.
December 7, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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I hate winter!!!! I’m from the south I don’t own clothes for weather like this!!!!! I can’t wear camping gear to class!!!!
December 3, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Rosie doesn’t know that she’s going to be in a car for five hours tomorrow
My cat, Rosie is sitting in my open suitcase. She’s laying on top of my packed clothes. Rosie is a brown and orange tabby with green-gold eyes.
November 27, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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In the past year, my finances have been incredibly limited. Most of my meals have been bologna sandwiches, fast food, various processed foods, and free snack cakes from work. Tell me why my lab values got better???

I was kinda hoping they got worse so insurance would pay for my GLP1 agonist 🫠
Lab value levels from MyChart. Total cholesterol: 166 Triglycerides: 100 HDL: 51 LDL: 95 Hemoglobin A1C: 5.5
November 23, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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HER NAME IS STUFFING
A petfinder application for a female cat. She is a dilute tortie, which is mostly white with patches of grey and light orange. Her name is “Stuffing”, as in the Thanksgiving dish. She is very cute, but looks a little scared in the photo.
November 17, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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This is how my kitty cats great me when I come home from school
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Bluesky deserves to see this text from my mom too
September 17, 2023 at 2:17 PM
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Happy international cat day!!!!! My sons are very photogenic
August 8, 2023 at 4:08 PM