Futuremonkey
@futuremonkey.bsky.social
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Blame dipshit Republican voters. Nobody else is to blame.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Blame dipshit Republican voters. Nobody else is to blame.
Every never-Trumper likes to ignore that this turd also utterly destroyed the entire slate of Republican candidates in the 2016 primary.
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Every never-Trumper likes to ignore that this turd also utterly destroyed the entire slate of Republican candidates in the 2016 primary.
Tesla needs my money more than I need a Tesla product, yet they could destroy me with ease.
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Tesla needs my money more than I need a Tesla product, yet they could destroy me with ease.
How about the OG: Morton Downey Jr., the proto-Rush Limbaugh, with his self-inflicted backward swastika
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
How about the OG: Morton Downey Jr., the proto-Rush Limbaugh, with his self-inflicted backward swastika
Ronald McDachau
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ronald McDachau
I’ve got money that says he doesn’t know what “insubordinate” means.
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’ve got money that says he doesn’t know what “insubordinate” means.
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.
They should always use this
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
They should always use this
I’ve always thought this episode was a metaphor for child sexual abuse long before it could be mentioned on TV.
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’ve always thought this episode was a metaphor for child sexual abuse long before it could be mentioned on TV.
That entire album is a masterpiece but in my useless opinion “Tormentor” is the standout song.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
That entire album is a masterpiece but in my useless opinion “Tormentor” is the standout song.
I recently caught a 7-day ban from Reddit because I posted an objectively and demonstrably true fact about my county's GOP chairman.
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I recently caught a 7-day ban from Reddit because I posted an objectively and demonstrably true fact about my county's GOP chairman.
I never want to hear the word "bipartisan" again.
Guillotines. I want guillotines.
Guillotines. I want guillotines.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I never want to hear the word "bipartisan" again.
Guillotines. I want guillotines.
Guillotines. I want guillotines.
"Still not technically fascism", he'll say as he's marched third in line up the ramp into the cattle car.
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"Still not technically fascism", he'll say as he's marched third in line up the ramp into the cattle car.
Do yourself a favor and sneak in "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Do yourself a favor and sneak in "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut
BURN THE LIFEBOATS
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
BURN THE LIFEBOATS
You were literally a knife and fork away from doing the right thing.
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You were literally a knife and fork away from doing the right thing.
Imagine getting image rehab advice from a walking carbuncle.
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Imagine getting image rehab advice from a walking carbuncle.
Mary Miller is a Hitler apologist. That’s all you need to know.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Mary Miller is a Hitler apologist. That’s all you need to know.